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A-Eadie
Roaming thug
Age : 25
Joined : 26 Apr 2008
Posts : 83
Location : West Michigan
 |  Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes  Sat May 24, 2008 1:48 am | |
| Wow! These naga-skin boots feel great!
Stupid spiderwebs, I'll just cut them out of my way.
It's just a couple miles, nothing to worry about.
Ugh, your breath stinks!
"I've got the perfect plan!" *encounters predator, pulls out breath mints and pops one, then poses*
"Mentos, the Freshmaker"
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GREGOLE
Temple scourge
Age : 18
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 621
Location : The Crossroads
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Sat May 24, 2008 2:23 am | |
| "Now THAT'S a wave of death and destruction that's easy on the eyes."
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Nervan
Seasoned adventurer
Joined : 24 Apr 2008
Posts : 146
Location : Between Realities
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Sat May 24, 2008 4:18 am | |
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Good eye.
Back on topic...
Imagine, if you will, a physicist that just got dumped into Felarya: "Curse you, quantum physics! CURSE YOU!"
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Karbo
Evil admin
Joined : 08 Dec 2007
Posts : 1024
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Sun May 25, 2008 7:56 am | |
| | Delicious Kevin wrote: | From inside Crisis's stomach "This sucks"
From inside Anna's stomach "Tell me about it"
Crisis "Did my belly just talk to your belly?"
Anna "Mhm"
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Hahaha I just love this one 
It has a sort of surrealistic feel to it XD |
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Flare
Veteran knight
Age : 23
Joined : 14 Apr 2008
Posts : 271
Location : Iraq.
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Sun May 25, 2008 12:40 pm | |
| *After running across Anko*
LITTLE MERMAID MY ASS!
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<@Nervan> Oh god, I got nekos in my pants! Nekos in my pants! Agh! ---Gotta love chatroom antics. |
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/Fish/
Veteran knight
Age : 17
Joined : 04 May 2008
Posts : 311
Location : The Stream of Consciousness
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Sun May 25, 2008 1:03 pm | |
| "The itsy bitsy spider..." *!!!*
Crisis: "Don't worry, I'm not going to eat you, I'm just GONNA-FIRE-MAH-LAZER! BLAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!"
"There's something big right behind me, isn't there?"
"Oh yeah."
"Well, let me have one last smoke...."
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Zoekin
Grand-pop
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 291
Location : Sittiing on Katrika's shoulder.
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Sun May 25, 2008 5:37 pm | |
| "Why yes little girl, I washed my neck this morning. Why do you ask?"-The late Hugo Gilford after shopping at Tanya's late one night.
"If you don't bother them, they won't bother you." Ryan the druid
"I'm sure she's friendly. Look! She's smiling at me! Hi blondie!"-Jason the Sage meeeting the lovely Crisis |
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Malahite
Hero
Joined : 12 Dec 2007
Posts : 1384
Location : Old World
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Mon May 26, 2008 2:31 am | |
| "London Bridge is falling down, Falling Down, FALLING DOWN."
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| EarthScorpion wrote: | Imagine a baby hamster. It's still blind, cute, wriggly. It puts its nose against something, hoping to get its first drink of milk.
That something is a fruit blender's blades. It is activated.
This is what you have done to the Star Wars galaxy. |
"Litany of Fury" |
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Flare
Veteran knight
Age : 23
Joined : 14 Apr 2008
Posts : 271
Location : Iraq.
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Mon May 26, 2008 3:26 am | |
| I'm surprised no one's done this one yet:
Crisis: Man, some of those circus people tasted funny...
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<@Nervan> Oh god, I got nekos in my pants! Nekos in my pants! Agh! ---Gotta love chatroom antics. |
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Zoekin
Grand-pop
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 291
Location : Sittiing on Katrika's shoulder.
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Mon May 26, 2008 4:57 am | |
| "Rub her belly. It calms them down."
"Wow! A giant book! Looks like a girl's diary. Seems they really liked someone named Anna."
"I look good enough to eat!" (preening in a mirror) |
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Flare
Veteran knight
Age : 23
Joined : 14 Apr 2008
Posts : 271
Location : Iraq.
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Mon May 26, 2008 11:21 am | |
| *Anna seeing a broken-down truck, with someone working on it* Want some help?
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Malahite
Hero
Joined : 12 Dec 2007
Posts : 1384
Location : Old World
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Tue May 27, 2008 2:05 am | |
| | Flare wrote: | | *Anna seeing a broken-down truck, with someone working on it* Want some help? |
Not really a last word, unless said truck is driven by something like Goku (Or said occupants are stupid enough to be smoking near the Great Tree).
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| EarthScorpion wrote: | Imagine a baby hamster. It's still blind, cute, wriggly. It puts its nose against something, hoping to get its first drink of milk.
That something is a fruit blender's blades. It is activated.
This is what you have done to the Star Wars galaxy. |
"Litany of Fury" |
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Raveolution
Marauder of the deep jungle
Joined : 29 Mar 2008
Posts : 395
Location : Zentraedi Macronization Chamber
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Tue May 27, 2008 3:45 am | |
| | Malahite wrote: | | Flare wrote: | | *Anna seeing a broken-down truck, with someone working on it* Want some help? |
Not really a last word, unless said truck is driven by something like Goku (Or said occupants are stupid enough to be smoking near the Great Tree). |
Yeah but if it's Goku, those would be ANNA's last words. One flick of his finger and she's in orbit.
In the other scenario, the last words would be the sound of the guy in the truck blowing smoke in her face. "Puff" OMFG! *gulp*
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"Because the best way to escape a Felaryan predator's stomach... is to never be there in the first place!"
Because Rumor #75 is no friggin joke, y'all. Nor is #73. Or #37. And especially not #38. |
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A-Eadie
Roaming thug
Age : 25
Joined : 26 Apr 2008
Posts : 83
Location : West Michigan
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Tue May 27, 2008 10:45 am | |
| Star Trek:
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian!
These creatures are completely illogical.
Star Trek TNG:
Sorry Captain, your No.1 is about to be No. 2
Quick, Beam me up! . . . What do you mean you can't get a lock on my position?! I'm inside a *transmission cuts off*
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/Fish/
Veteran knight
Age : 17
Joined : 04 May 2008
Posts : 311
Location : The Stream of Consciousness
| | Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Tue May 27, 2008 10:51 am | |
| Stargate SG-1
Jack O'neil: "I've about had it with these damned snakes!"
Felarya totally needs a Stargate, by the way.
Doctor Who
The Doctor: "It looks like we're in Felarya."
Companion: "How can you tell? It's too dark to see... And what's with the squishy walls?"
The Doctor: "That's how I could tell."
Kirby: "HIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Crisis: *giggle*
Kirby: *FSHWWOOOOOOOOOOO*
Crisis: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Crisis Kirby*
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