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FalconJudge · Great warrior Posts: 503 Join date: 2008-11-08 Age: 18

New idea to get mercilessly shot down Smile

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100 foot genetic superbred loyal bodyguard. As in land whale with chiton, claws, and a whole lotta love. I mean, with all the shaper bioweapons, couldn't magic-genetic engineering work for other cultures, to a (much) lesser extent (such as taking years and years to actually create said bodyguard)? Sure, it wouldn't be readily available to the common edible dolt, but a few select people could use this method, right? Plenty to eat in the jungle, and all...

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zelda31 · Roaming thug Posts: 95 Join date: 2008-07-30 Age: 21

two words assgard beaming is far more advance than star trek and is harder to interfere with

Malahite

Breed giant pigs and teach the Predators how to use a frying pan?

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EliteCreature · Subject: lol Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:15 am

lol...to the idea above: what more is there to say?

JohnDoe · Roaming thug Posts: 107 Join date: 2009-05-06

Malahite wrote:

Breed giant pigs and teach the Predators how to use a frying pan?

Get some giant chickens to go with them.

timing2 · Moderator Posts: 117 Join date: 2009-06-29

JohnDoe wrote:

Malahite wrote:

Breed giant pigs and teach the Predators how to use a frying pan?

Get some giant chickens to go with them.

Felaryan Giant Chickens ... I shudder at the thought. Laughing

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Hey don't forget Silent_Eric's Kayeffsee chicken idea XD! They may not be giant, but they cook themselves!

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EliteCreature · Subject: great... Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:48 pm

on that last comment....my rating of felarya dropped... chicken tastes good...

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Malahite wrote:

Breed giant pigs and teach the Predators how to use a frying pan?

Knowing Felarya, the giant pigs would turn on the humans.

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but...but...but...CORKY's IS AWESOME!!! BAR'B'Q!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!