Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya

Subject: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:06 pm

Pretty self explanatory I'd say. If there was a guide to Felarya, what kinda stuff would be in it? I don't mean rules like here, I mean a practical guide for visiters and sightseers in Felarya. Campiness is encouraged. ^^
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Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:35 pm

Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:20 pm

Ooh, let me try converting that to campy guide book speech.

While enjoying the wilderness of Felarya, be sure not to start a fire, or build a noticable tent, or in any way bring attention to yourself. Many of the inhabitants will be only too pleased to see you.
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And if the Gods themselves may die,
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Evil admin Joined : 08 Dec 2007 Posts : 1030

that's a great idea ! And this book is just awesome Razz

Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:02 pm

Well thank you Karbo. By this book, do you mean the Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya, or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I based it off of?

And really, I'm sure Felarya has a lot of original literature available. From the highly reviewed; Bravery of the Doomed, a book detailing the last exploits of men and women who were eaten whilst doing something heroic, to the shameful Hybrid Girls Gone Wild, a collection of topless nagas, centaurs, harpies, and more.
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This Week's Climax!
Four Gods wait on the Windowsill,
Where eight Gods did War and Will.
And if the Gods themselves may die,
What does that say for you, and I?

Evil admin Joined : 08 Dec 2007 Posts : 1030

hahahaha XD

And for the book, I meant the one written by douglas adams. A true masterpiece of imagination Razz

Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:02 pm

Remember, before coming to Felarya it is important to be as physically fit as possible. You might find it beneficial, when running for your lives, to be faster than at least one other person that is in your group.

Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:41 pm

Unless you posses a superficial trait that most people will find interesting, trying moral suasion on a Predator will not work! This mostly goes to you Humans from Earth. Do not expect Moral Sympathy from a being who is at least 10 feet taller than you in Felarya.
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Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:59 pm

That's all very true. But remember, a hitchhiker's guide is first and foremost an advertisement. The main point of which is to draw tourism. Accentuating the fact that there are predators there will help people stay away. So a good Guide would gloss over things like giant ravening beasts and impending death, and focus on the good points, like the exotic locations to see, and the beautiful and uninhibited wildlife.

This isn't a survival guide, it's a hitchhiker's guide for people who would want to see the sights. Whether or not they survive isn't our problem. ^^
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This Week's Climax!
Four Gods wait on the Windowsill,
Where eight Gods did War and Will.
And if the Gods themselves may die,
What does that say for you, and I?

Naga food Joined : 09 Dec 2007 Posts : 33

Mostly Harmless.

Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:44 pm

Come and Enjoy your stay in Felarya. See the sights, lush beautiful forests, crystal clear rivers, soaring mountains, the destroyed ruins of previous civilizations and much more. And don't forget about our friendy local residents that would be more than willing to get to know you on a very personal basis.
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Evil admin Joined : 08 Dec 2007 Posts : 1030

haha I remember I wrote such line in my story succubi at work XD

"What a job!" grumbled the demon to himself.
"The contract said: ‘Gratifying work in a convivial atmosphere with the motivating proximity of friendly and beautiful demonesses, etc, etc...’ They got me."

Laughing

Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:57 pm

There is no better comedy than trickery. And misleading statements. And inuendo. And double entendres. And puns. ^^

And lapsuses. XP
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This Week's Climax!
Four Gods wait on the Windowsill,
Where eight Gods did War and Will.
And if the Gods themselves may die,
What does that say for you, and I?

Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:18 am

Hiding Spots ...a map ... Hope lol

Subject: Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to Felarya Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:51 am

Don't Panic!