Guaca Mole

The Guaca Mole is a small, burrowing marsupial that resembles an Avocado. Its lifespan is often measured in days, as the approach of a predator will cause the Mole to mash itself into a green pulp. This more often than not results in the Mole being eaten anyway. Guaca Mole bites are highly venomous and will kill within seconds, although it is an almost impossible task to coax a Guaca Mole into biting you in the first place.



That's it for today, tune in tomorrow for more zany ideas!

There are two more on the front page that were cut off. FYI, y'know?

That's awesome.

Ok the Kayeffsee is having me laughing almost as much as the Found Cake now too haha.

All these animal food things creep me out. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A GUACA MOLE KILL ITSELF D':

Self-Conscious Clouds... mhh there's something really nice about this idea

Whoever said I'd only be posting fauna here? Any of my ideas go here.

Here we have the Scientific process of Felarya, devised and tested for ages by the greatest minds in Negav. It's used worldwide to further the knowledge of Felarya.

This isn't a metaphor for anything. Honest.



Science of Felaryal

Scientific progress in Felarya is broken into five stages, which are as follows.


Observation:

A person, be they adventurer, explorer or scientist, will notice something. This may be something never seen before, but more often it is something very obvious that was always missed due to Nose Blindness. (Take a person into a room. Ask them to tell you what they see. Keep pushing. Have them list everything that they can see. You can go on for quite a while before that person will mention their own nose, even though there isn't a place where they can look without seeing it. )

Ex. "That harpy has sharp claws."


Hypothesis

Given the observation, a scientist will now develop a theory to explain it. This theory will likely be the most obvious one to arise from the observation, in accordance with Occom's Razor.

Ex. "Those claws are probably used for slashing things."


Anti-Thesis

A second scientist, hoping to gain acclaim, will devise an alternate theory. Because the most obvious theory is taken, this second theory will represent an application not immediately obvious but nonetheless possible.

Ex. "They were actually used for grasping things."


In-Fighting

The two theories will gain credence with various groups. These groups will split into "camps"; members of each camp will feverently follow camp dogma while simultaneously denying any new ideas (even if backed up with indisputable proof) that contradict it. Because the two camps cannot tolerate each others ideas, they fight endlessly. Flame wars are common, and it is not unheard of for arguments to erupt into outright violence. The Anti-Thesis typically attempts to get its views taught in all the prestigious Felarya schools, despite the fact that they have little scientific backing.

Ex. "Stupid N00b. Every1 knows that clawz R 4 slashing."


Synthesis

Finally, the two groups will decide to resolve their differences through actual testing. Measurements are made, graphs designed, declarations signed in blood. A representative from each camp then ventures to the harpy to get it's opinion on the delicate slashing/grasping issue, at which point they are both devoured.

Following this, the two camps will decide that the best way to prevent more of their members from being eaten is to find a middle ground. The theory is thus revised to say that harpies used their claws for slashing and running. This consensus continues until an alternate theory is formed, and the whole thing starts over again.








Seriously. This isn't a metaphor for anything.

hehe this is nicely described XD

Demonleather

Magical leather made from the hides of demons and related monsters. Various legendary herbs and spices were used to tan the hide, which then had to be subjected to other dark and unspeakable rituals before it was finally ready for use.

The secrets of the creation of the fell fabric is lost to the sands of time, but it was reputed to grant to its wearer resistance to heat and fire, as well as the ability to find and command demons. Only weaker demons can actually be commanded, but while you are wearing demonleather, no demons may harm you, directly at least.

However this comes at a price. Angels will see those wearing demonleather as demons themselves. And God knows what holy fury they will wreak on them!

Galth Goodfellow, author of the popular book "To travel on the shoulder of Angels" In which he details his adventures with Lyre, a kind and gentle giant angel, details a time that Lyre had gone off the course they were headed. She went a mile out of the way to confront a 'foul demon.' Galth couldn't tell what she was talking about, he only saw a somewhat skinny man with a leather jacket. Lyre yelled at the scared and confused young man before picking him up and swallowing him whole. It was the first time she had done such a thing, and Galth, feeling a bit intimidated by his large friend, never mentioned it to her again, and she went on as if it never happened. After that last adventure, Galth parted ways with Lyre, no longer fully trusting her.

This one is a bit of a work in progress, but I think it has potential.

Lixi Stone

The Lixi Stone is a large dark reddish stone that is one of the few non-living materials in existence to actually grow, much like a plant. The stones are known for their great power to harbor and feed of pure emotions, then leech it back into the plant life of it's environment.

This is a common mineral on Felarya, and explains the wide variety of plant life that can be found. Strong, pure emotions can be found frequently in Felarya. The most common is, of course, fear from humans, and pleasure from predators. This odd mix of emotion may explain the many strange and wondrous plant life, as well as the deadly forms of carnivorous plants that are so prevalent in Felarya.

A somewhat popular book

So You've Become a Vampire

The key point of this book is that Vampirism need not destroy one's life. Although Vampirism brings its own challenges and cravings, Vampires can live productive lives just like anyone else. This book helps new Vampires cope with things like dealing with anti-Vampire discrimination, satisfying savage blood lust, choosing an appropriate cape, and hissing properly. Remember: Vampires are people too.

now that i would love to see some body write XD

I dunno, seems to me like So You've Become A Vampire could very well be a trap set by the anti-vampire folks to weed out the vampires. You buy the book, the mob follows you soon after. Only buy for 'paranormal research'!

Hehehe.... just need a "So You've Been Eaten by a Gigantic Naked Flesh Eating Animal Woman" pamphlet you can whip out.

Step 1) - You are @#$@ed.

Step 2) - Learning to Cope

Step 3) - By now this is Probably too acid drenched to read.