I was browsing Cracked the other day when I found an article called 5 incredibly impractical sexual fetishes. To be on the list, it has to be a fetish that's impossible to fulfill outside of personal fantasy or fictional works.

Guess what made the list?


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Yup, macrophilia. Oh, and another one that's kinda related to us, too.

It's impossible now! BUT THEY'LL SEE!!! THEY'LL ALL SEE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*coughs*

Sorry... but will it be impossible in the future?

Well the next best thing which may? will? be in our lifetimes - virtual reality... OOOO - that may be as real as it gets for a long time.

*working on evil plans*

I guess I'll be the one to say it.


This is a GOOD thing. Can you imagine if vore was practical? It's become a criminal offense, and have the same stigma as pedophilia.

I have to agree with the list. Voraephilia is canibalism after all and macrophilia... the square cube law is enough to let you know how impossible it is and after all... 6 feet is more than enough for me. Still, the other three are... well... even stranger for me. xD

Pretty much what Gregole said.

Plus, something tells me if vore was a reality our species would go the way of the praying mantis and the female would devour the male after sex...not cool dude, not cool (well...I dunno about that, but digestion really ISN'T the most pleasent of things to experience last I checked >_>)

yhea I am going to get on the boat of I am actually happy this is a fetish that can't actually be fulfilled.

well they barely even scratched the surface of vorarephelia.

I don't know why I'm commenting here, but hey!

I also agree with Gregole, and especially on the swallowing and killing parts. That would make things look very bad for voraphiles.

But what if didn't end up with swallowing and killing...XD

If macrophilia applies to giantesses, well, obviously its impractical becuase a) there are none around, and b) its impossible to create offspring.

But, I still think the other three (technophilia, car jacking, and spectrohilia) are far more impractical and ridiculous.

Virtual Reality it is then lol