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Malahite
Hero
Joined : 12 Dec 2007
Posts : 1384
Location : Old World
 |  Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is?  Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:34 am | |
| I 'unno, Dune lasguns can be pretty nasty. Paul could disassemble an aircraft with one in a few minutes.
Though if you need better, I'm sure Rythmear is willing to share some Stinger Missiles?
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| EarthScorpion wrote: | Imagine a baby hamster. It's still blind, cute, wriggly. It puts its nose against something, hoping to get its first drink of milk.
That something is a fruit blender's blades. It is activated.
This is what you have done to the Star Wars galaxy. |
"Litany of Fury" |
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Rythmear
Survivor
Age : 19
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 941
Location : The place you fear.
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:11 pm | |
| Now why would I have stinger missiles?
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Pendragon
Felarya cartographer
Age : 19
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 1535
Location : Inside an armored war machine.
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:35 pm | |
| The real question is why WOULDN'T you have stinger missiles?
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(98% of explorers have been eaten or will be eaten by a native creature in Felarya. If you're one of the 2% not in this group, copy & paste this in your signature.)
And you'll have less chance to be eaten if you visit my DA page: http://pendragon9.deviantart.com/ |
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Rythmear
Survivor
Age : 19
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 941
Location : The place you fear.
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:51 pm | |
| Because I'm armed with an Umbrella.
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ZionAtriedes
Veteran knight
Age : 20
Joined : 14 Jan 2008
Posts : 281
Location : Behind you. No, above! Oh, too late, I already got you. NINJA SKILLZ!
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:15 pm | |
| *carves his way out of the naga's stomach with lasgun* Yeah, as long as the naga doesn't have Holtzman shields, it'll cut. If she does, then we're all going boom in a pseudo-nuclear explosion.
*gun starts to sputter and stops firing* Damn, I forgot how short the charges are on these. Wait a sec, this is an old model, like, back in the Butlerian Jihad... (yes, lasguns were used in the last few years of the Jihad, although their massive power-consumption made both Omnius and League forces prefer projectile weapons).
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"It is by striving to be so different from everyone else that you become just like them, in the same way it is cliché to hate clichés. True rebels are those who don't try to rebel."
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ZionAtriedes
Veteran knight
Age : 20
Joined : 14 Jan 2008
Posts : 281
Location : Behind you. No, above! Oh, too late, I already got you. NINJA SKILLZ!
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:20 pm | |
| Hey, I just thought of a new product for Gunther to sell: melange.
Gunther: "It makes you live about three times longer! If you're not eaten first... which there's a good chance will happen..."
Customer: "Um, we're in Felarya, the soil makes us immortal."
Gunther: "It also supercharges your mind and body with no side-effects! Except the fact that your eyes will become completely blue-in-blue in color and you'll have a strong addiction that will kill you if you don't get more..."
Customer: I think the soil supercharges us, too. Goodbye.
Gunther: Wait! It goes great on any food...!
The moral of the story: FELARYAN SOIL IS MELANGE.
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"It is by striving to be so different from everyone else that you become just like them, in the same way it is cliché to hate clichés. True rebels are those who don't try to rebel."
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Rythmear
Survivor
Age : 19
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 941
Location : The place you fear.
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:05 pm | |
| Gunther: ...... *Hands the customer a cake with a spiral of metal coming out of one side leading to a suspicious looking plunger box* Hold that. *Runs off and detonates the TNT*
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beefy
Naga food
Age : 18
Joined : 28 Jul 2008
Posts : 51
Location : In front of my lovely laptop. Where the hell else would I want to be?
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:40 am | |
| Happy belated birthday!!! 
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S-Guy
Great warrior
Age : 13
Joined : 15 Jul 2008
Posts : 563
Location : A Fully Furnished Cardboard Box complete with cable. Go figure.
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:01 am | |
| Happy Birthday from me, and all of the nekos that may be stalking me. *looks around frantically*
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I can has cheezburger?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Fun Fact: My listed birthday is only the day and month. I'm much too old to be recorded in human history.
http://s-guy.deviantart.com/
SteamID: S-Guy. I look forward to killing you! ^^ |
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The Rev
Temple scourge
Joined : 10 Dec 2007
Posts : 604
Location : We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!
| | Subject: Re: Guess What Day It Is? Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:38 pm | |
| And I wasn't invited to your party?
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