Fallen- Alright, here is the thing. I thought it was about time that us characters have a place to talk, not fight, not eat each other, not getting into each others fucking pants., just talk. Seriously, I am sick of being under my creators thumb all the time! Fallen do this, Fallen do that, Fallen be like batman, Fallen be more evil, Fallen some completely random and stupid reference to his wang. A fictional character can only take so much.

So that’s why I am making this thread. Its so us fictional characters can get together and talk outside are fiction. I mean its pretty hard for me to have a nice conversation in my stories when I’m currently trying to kill all the people I know in increasingly convoluted ways.

So if you want to talk about your writers, artists, or if you just want to tell everyone how your felling this is the thread for you. Maybe we can get a union started, it would be nice to actually get PAID for all the work I have to do for my idiot.

And I must emphasis this, this is for FICTIONAL characters only. I don’t want any of you real people posting here, just your characters. Think of it like a big blog we can all write in.

Also, and I shouldn’t HAVE to say this but, don’t eat anyone while there on here. (This means YOU Crisis! Although I doubt you could use a computer to being with Xp) this isn’t an Rp thread, and frankly I don’t want to end up dead. Its painful. And acidy. Seriously, not fun at all. I have to deal with that kind of thing everyday, I don’t need it here as well.

Now I WOULD post this in the general form, but since we all are TECHNICALLY fiction I am forced to post it here. Seems rather racist if you ask me, or fictionalist I guess.

Ha'dara: Decent idea, though I doubt everyone will stick to the 'No Eating' part.

Cjal: What? No eating? What are we supposed to do if we ca- Oh, wait. Check the OP there 'dara buddy. No eating people. Regular food's still fine.

Anyways there isn't much for me to talk about. I haven't been able to find any competent parties going out from Negav recently, so I've seen nothing new. Similarly, the bars in here are the same as always: rowdy, disorderly, and keen to receive a halfling's tab. At least the pickings are nice.

Myrah (A dridder): Bars? For the life of me, I can never see what you food types see in consuming alcohol. I tried it once, and it made sick to my stomach, and it tasted bad. One guy had tried to bribe me with a keg of the stuff to keep me from eating him. In a way, I suppose it worked. I lost my appetite after that and simply wrapped him up in silk and gave him to a friend of mine. She appreciated the meal.

But seriously, do us both a favor. Stay sober. You’ll last longer if you aren’t blind stinking drunk. And you’ll taste better too. It takes a lot of washing to get the taste of alcohol off a bit of food you know.

PS. Speaking of which, Fallen. You said no eating, you didn’t say anything about no tasting. No acid or pain there. I wonder how that halfling would taste with just a touch of cinnamon.

Onyx Wasp: Hey everyone, it's good to be a newcommer to Felarya. I hope I can make friends with the Fairies, sice we are similar.

Solomon Sharkbane: Aye, I have to agree with Onyx. I just can't wait to find myself a ship.

Mordal Strideer: Okay, where is that blasted Clawdy? I need to teach him a lesson!

Mordal (the Saiyan): Hey, calm down. This isn't the place to be having battles...Even though I love fighting :p

Katie: Yeah, what the cutie said xD

Hailey: I knew it! You have a crush on Mordal!

Mordal strideer: Eh?

Mordal: Me, not you. Hahaha.

Masurao: Reminds me of Rua and I.

Rua: *giggles and blushes*

Alex: Finally. A nice place to talk and chat without being eaten. *reclines* Come on in, guys. We won't have the author dictating us in here.

Clawdy: *reads up* Who has a problem with me now? I'll gladly take you out with the trash if that's what you're looking for.

Xiao: Easy, Clawdy. He said to keep the fighting to a minimum. I don't want to start anything.

Al: *bursts in with a load of machinery on his back* Well, if ya'll dun mind it, I'm gonna be doin some work on this end. Gots me some experiments to conduct.

Anchus: *looks around* Ugh. Humans. Why did we come here again, brother?

Anchorus: Because maybe one of these people know where Laureen is. You could at least try and make friends.

Anchus: Ugh. Brother, I'd rather befriend Quaz than these weirdos.

Anchorus: Suit yourself, brother. *sits down and recharges his batteries with an arthronode*

Cjal: Oh, you wouldn't want to taste a nasty ol' Hobbit. We're bad in flavor, like hair and grease. Dreadful combination.

Though I just remembered, I recently heard something about this Spinarium or whate'er out by the great tree. The speakers were all hush-hush about it, and kept speaking about burials and the like. Funny thing is they mentioned Dridder royalty. Huh, ain't that something you'd never expect to hear? Anyways, any idea what they were talking 'bout ma'am?

Verira:eeh, we cant eat others here? No fair i only came to this place hoping to get some snacks.*crosses arms and snorts*

but since i'm here, does any of you guys know how to make good traps? i can only make them kinda good, hehe

Cjal: Shinies. It's amazing what plethora of beings you'll attract with shinies laying around. Humans, Elves, Nekos, Harpies, Sphinxes, just about anything will come to investigate a bunch of shining objects. And that's all the help I'm going to give you.

Onyx Wasp: ARe there any Fairies around here? I'd like to become friends with any, if at all possible.

what a silly place..... a fictional character blog, i mean, come on...

rageo: i think it's a grea idea...

hey what are you doing here.

rageo: my creator made my shorter then the others....

electro: he made my aim terrible.

agileo: yeah down with creataors...

uh oh.. i'll be leaving now...

Myrah: You can’t believe how many times I’ve heard that story, Cjal. Every single man, neko, and elf that gets caught in my web tell me they taste terrible. You don’t mind if I don’t take your word for it, do you? This will just take a second.

About that Dridder royalty, this is the first I’ve heard of it. Then again, I really don’t live anywhere that would need a king or queen. It’s just a small bunch of dridders looking out for each other. We don’t need anyone ordering us about.

Anyway, Verira, if you want traps, you’ve come to the right dridder. We’re natural experts at trap making, our lives depend on it. Now, for myself, I use a variety of traps to catch my meals. My personal favorite is the tripwire web. I make a large web, usually sticky, and bury it underneath a thin layer of soil. Each corner of the web is attached to a counterweight suspended in the air. I generally use shrubs to hide the connecting strands. These counterweights are, in turn, connected to a tripwire over the web. When some hapless bit of food comes along, they hit the tripwire, the counterweights are released, and the web is hoisted into the air with the food inside. They can’t cut their way out, else they’d plummet, and hang there until I stroll by to check it. This technique can also work if you use a strong enough vine or rope.

Anyway, hope that helps Verira. If you need more ideas, let me know.

P.S. This is the first time that I should have listened to that ‘taste terrible’ story. Have you been bathing in lard or something Cjal? Yuck! I need something to get this taste out of my mouth…

Verira: thanks dridder but i know that trap, the problem is, that if they get caught in one they just cut a little hole and and climb up towards the branch or what ever the trap is hanging from.

Powerman: i really anonyed i've almost been forgotten.

Karatemn: me too

agent troy: me three.

agent john: me 4, there are many others of us that have almost been forgotten.

rageo: he made my shorter then the other guyss...., but how do i look?