(Hello! In this RP, in a nutshell, the characters are using the internet. I took too long to post this, so the forum ate my post. Unavoidable double entendre! I'll try to be brief. Let's assume there's an internet there, with at least one forum, and this guy just got there and made a first post, with terrible spelling and grammar, on what I think would be a sensitive topic to most Felaryans. So, on the web, what'd your characters do?)

Verne scratched his scalp once more. He had gotten a connection, now he needed to ask his question.

hi guys im Soto and i got a problem lol. Im a supervillain from space (yay!), i destroy planets (yipie!), but like a month ago i met this girl and she crushed me under her heel lol. now id kill her but shes too big and i dont have that much guns so i dont know what to do because shes got a spaceship too and shes as big as she wants to be so i dont know what to do. but you got chix like thse in ur planet so i figured you knowd what to do. how do i kill her? Thx.

"I hope I was clear and got to the point." he thought. "Or else, I won't be getting too far."

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Soto Verne
Race: Deadly Cyborg of Doom from Outer Space
Height and weight: 5 feet 11 inches, 260 pounds
Hair: Bald (blue wig)
Skin: Pale
Eyes: Black
Powers: Too much firepower [enough that he can only have it when he can't use it or else it breaks the no godmodding rule], relatively mediocre armor, and a PSP with an internet connection that can get anywhere the plot needs.