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Spykeofkonoha
valiant swordman
Age : 24
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
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 |  Subject: Re: Let's do a little game  Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:38 pm | |
| *A man walks in, dressed all in black with a hood to cover most of his face. His blaring yellow eyes could be seen for a mere moment as he passed by some torches, cringing at the light as if it burdened him. He sits down and orders an ale.*
I see your guys are telling tales of how you got away from predators huh? I've seen a lot of predators in my days here in Felarya but never had I gotten up close and personal with one until a few days back.
I had just backtracked my way out of a Naga's line of sight when I noticed a looming shadow overhead. It took me only a second to figure out it was more than just my imagination, I was being stalked by a Dridder. I kicked myself for getting cocky in my abilities, but I had no time to contemplate it. She made to grab me with incredible speed, I almost couldn't dodge her massive fist but I had luck on my side.
Again and again she tried for me and each time I barely evaded her; she had the upper hand, so to speak and she knew it. It would've been a few more minutes and I would've been out of energy and ready for the eating.
Somehow, she cornered me next to a couple of large sapling trees and began to smile at me somewhat sadistically. I tell you, I had never been more scared in my life as she licked her lips; I was panting for breath, exhausted from all the moving about. I had my trusty short sword with me; a perfect weapon for moving through the brushes, but a poor choice of weapon for taking on the giants of the forests. With my blade drawn, I knew the end was coming and was going to go down fighting like any man in my situation would but something stopped her.
She turned her head, as if she had heard something close by. As I looked under her legs I saw the lower body of a giant snake, the Naga I had thought I lost only a few moments ago had apparently caught sight of me being inconspicuous in my trying to lose her and had sneakily tried to follow me.
The Dridder's attention was drawn away from me, directed solely at the oncoming Naga. I took the opportunity to run, I had needed to get out of there quick, fast and in a hurry. I knew that Nagas and Dridders were somewhat rivals in their hunting grounds as well as over all territories, I knew that neither of them would be able to focus on me for a good while. It was the lucky break I needed, I'm still thanking the Ancient Walkers for my good fortune that day.
I've since learned of a way to escape a Dridder if the need arises but that day will leave me a tad bit skidish of going into the forest.
*Finishing his ale and his story he paid and got up to leave*
I'll be seeing the lot of you another day, hopefully. Don't get yourselves eaten.
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|   | | Maniac Monkey
Tasty morsel
Age : 17
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 4
Location : Illinois
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:01 am | |
| | gwadahunter2222 wrote: | | Maniac Monkey wrote: | (a small mouse boy climbs onto the table, takes a sip of juice and then begins his tale) Let me tell you about my story... it all started... burp... a few days ago. It was early mornin' and I was on the hunt for my mornings breakfast. Nothing fancy, just a berry or two so my belly would calm down. I found a bush that had plenty and I picked one and started munching on it. As I did, I heard the thunderous footsteps of a neko as it approached. I ducked into the bush for safety and looked up to see her. She wasn't bad lookin' for a cat girl, I wont lie about that. Long blond hair, tan skin, beautiful eyes, all that good stuff, but the thing I noticed about her the most, was the loud growl from her stomach. (takes another sip of juice) I backed away as she started picking berries and gobbling them up. I could have ran, but then she'd notice me for sure, so I just waited in hiding until she would leave. Then it happened! She ripped an entire branch off so she could get more berries. She was about to start eating them when she noticed me. You could imagine the look on my face.
She blinked twice and smiled. "Well isn't it my lucky day," She said, "I found breakfast!" I stepped back until I could go no further, the foilage was too rough for me to back away. As she brought her paw close to me I saw an opening and ran as fast as I could yelling, "I hope you like fast food!" ...unfortunatly I wasn't fast enough and I soon found myself pinned under her fuzzy paw. "Any last words?" She asked picking me up by the tail and dangling me over her mouth. I had nothing to say, all I could think of was to remain brave and to show no fear, but I could feel my lips start to quiver and my eyes start to water. As she began to lower me towards her maw, I couldn't take it and I began to cry, as if the worst possible thing in the world was going to happen! Sure there could be worse, but dying! Now!? I never even had a girlfriend yet! And here I was about to meet my doom. I continued crying and weeping, and started screaming, "I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!"
The neko should have probably eaten me by now, but she didn't, she lowered me down and held me in a grip where I still couldn't escape. She looked at me curiously, not saying a word. "...what!?" I finally said, wiping the tears from my eyes, "wanna rub it in before I die? Make fun of me for being a cry baby?" The was silent for a while, and finally asked, "Are you that afraid of death?" I laughed at this question, "Afraid!? I'm terrified! Each day is the same thing! I could die under the weight of a giant naga and she wouldn't even realize it! Each day I try to live and peace, but instead I find myself running and hiding! I can't even fight back! I'm too small and too weak!" The neko was speechless. "Go, ahead, kill me now, at least then I won't have to worry about this life anymore. The Neko stared at me for a long time.
Finally she lifted me up towards her mouth, and instead of eating me, she did what I never would have expected. She gave me a kiss! Then she placed me on the floor and said, "Never give up hope little one, no matter how bad things get." She picked a berry and placed it in front of me, got up and smiled at me. " 'til we meet again little one," And she walked back towards her village.
That's my story... the moral I guess is... god bless reverse psycology! (takes a final swig of juice) |
nice story so you are mouse boy.
Bring a cat for our guest!! :twisted: |
Heh heh... 
...that was a joke right? ^^;
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| | | | gwadahunter2222
Hero
Age : 24
Joined : 08 Dec 2007
Posts : 1074
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:12 am | |
| | Spykeofkonoha wrote: | *A man walks in, dressed all in black with a hood to cover most of his face. His blaring yellow eyes could be seen for a mere moment as he passed by some torches, cringing at the light as if it burdened him. He sits down and orders an ale.*
I see your guys are telling tales of how you got away from predators huh? I've seen a lot of predators in my days here in Felarya but never had I gotten up close and personal with one until a few days back.
I had just backtracked my way out of a Naga's line of sight when I noticed a looming shadow overhead. It took me only a second to figure out it was more than just my imagination, I was being stalked by a Dridder. I kicked myself for getting cocky in my abilities, but I had no time to contemplate it. She made to grab me with incredible speed, I almost couldn't dodge her massive fist but I had luck on my side.
Again and again she tried for me and each time I barely evaded her; she had the upper hand, so to speak and she knew it. It would've been a few more minutes and I would've been out of energy and ready for the eating.
Somehow, she cornered me next to a couple of large sapling trees and began to smile at me somewhat sadistically. I tell you, I had never been more scared in my life as she licked her lips; I was panting for breath, exhausted from all the moving about. I had my trusty short sword with me; a perfect weapon for moving through the brushes, but a poor choice of weapon for taking on the giants of the forests. With my blade draw, I knew the end was coming and was going to go down fighting like any man in my situation would but something stopped her.
She turned her head, as if she had heard something close by. As I looked under her legs I saw the lower body of a giant snake, the Naga I had thought I lost only a few moments ago had apparently caught sight of me being inconspicuous in my trying to lose her and had sneakily tried to follow me.
The Dridder's attention was drawn away from me, directed solely at the oncoming Naga. I took the opportunity to run, I had needed to get out of there quick, fast and in a hurry. I knew that Nagas and Dridders were somewhat rivals in their hunting grounds as well as over all territories, I knew that neither of them would be able to focus on me for a good while. It was the lucky break I needed, I'm still thanking the Ancient Walkers for my good fortune that day.
I've since learned of a way to escape a Dridder if the need arises but that day will leave me a tad bit skidish of going into the forest.
*Finishing his ale and his story he paid and got up to leave*
I'll be seeing the lot of you another day, hopefully. Don't get yourselves eaten. |
Phew!! You are a lucky guy 
I bet the reasons the naga saves you it was because she was hunting you too
| Maniac Monkey wrote: |
Heh heh...
...that was a joke right? ^^; |
Yeah a cat is not nice.
I think I will offer you to a cute neko  |
| | | | lami
valiant swordman
Age : 19
Joined : 12 Dec 2007
Posts : 203
Location : Around or inside someones tummy (hopefully garnets)
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:46 am | |
| | hmm well its hard to come up with any situation in particular, Lots of creatures I've had to face have different abilities, they have tough scales, magic powers. amazing strength, but alot of times Many of those creatures share the same glaring weakpoints, preventing them from killing you may be hard, but if your goal is to not be EATEN by something like a naga, then it's usualy as simple as carying hotsauce and powder filled throwing bombs, its worked so far... Oh and quick feet |
| | | | Cypress
Wise dryad moderator
Age : 22
Joined : 10 Dec 2007
Posts : 237
Location : The Jungle Bowl....
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:15 am | |
| *off in a corner at a small table by the hearth a cloaked figure made a gruff noise* ‘ai, that be a tale of chance ‘n woe… but at least ye’r went caught off guard by those you trust! *said the obscured provider of the slightly drunk feminine voice* now… *leans back letting the hood fall off exposing crimson red hair with cheeks to match, as well as long ears and lovely face* In my family, reunions are more d’an a bit awkward, as you can tell….*repositions self in a boastful way* …. *puts drink down with a bit of force* my gran’ma’ma, is a Crimson Elf yuh see… and I have cousins… 80ft bleed’n cousins!
So there I was, not the day before last. *exaggerated hand gesture* in my gran’ma’ma’s forest, wait’n for the event to get started, and i’m sit’n d’er, mind’n my own… and that tart of a girl, picks me up!
Cella, I say’s, what in da name of the fairy queen do ya think yer do’n? bitch cocks her head and just giggles… I mean the nerve. Looked at me like I was one u’ you lot *expressive gesture of wtf*
One thing lead to anod’r and I am look’n at a part of my family I a’nt never wanted to be look’n at. I came to her tenth birthday, too…. Ungrateful lit… huge ass bitch *swigs ale and slams it down again*
So them thankfully grand’ma’ma comes over and tans h’r hide. Just in time too. Ai’ loves all fun and great, but no one thinks of the bloody in-laws you’ll get… *looks around* what?
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| | | | Karbo
Evil admin
Joined : 08 Dec 2007
Posts : 1030
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:38 am | |
| | Spykeofkonoha wrote: | *A man walks in, dressed all in black with a hood to cover most of his face. His blaring yellow eyes could be seen for a mere moment as he passed by some torches, cringing at the light as if it burdened him. He sits down and orders an ale.*
I see your guys are telling tales of how you got away from predators huh? I've seen a lot of predators in my days here in Felarya but never had I gotten up close and personal with one until a few days back.
I had just backtracked my way out of a Naga's line of sight when I noticed a looming shadow overhead. It took me only a second to figure out it was more than just my imagination, I was being stalked by a Dridder. I kicked myself for getting cocky in my abilities, but I had no time to contemplate it. She made to grab me with incredible speed, I almost couldn't dodge her massive fist but I had luck on my side.
Again and again she tried for me and each time I barely evaded her; she had the upper hand, so to speak and she knew it. It would've been a few more minutes and I would've been out of energy and ready for the eating.
Somehow, she cornered me next to a couple of large sapling trees and began to smile at me somewhat sadistically. I tell you, I had never been more scared in my life as she licked her lips; I was panting for breath, exhausted from all the moving about. I had my trusty short sword with me; a perfect weapon for moving through the brushes, but a poor choice of weapon for taking on the giants of the forests. With my blade drawn, I knew the end was coming and was going to go down fighting like any man in my situation would but something stopped her.
She turned her head, as if she had heard something close by. As I looked under her legs I saw the lower body of a giant snake, the Naga I had thought I lost only a few moments ago had apparently caught sight of me being inconspicuous in my trying to lose her and had sneakily tried to follow me.
The Dridder's attention was drawn away from me, directed solely at the oncoming Naga. I took the opportunity to run, I had needed to get out of there quick, fast and in a hurry. I knew that Nagas and Dridders were somewhat rivals in their hunting grounds as well as over all territories, I knew that neither of them would be able to focus on me for a good while. It was the lucky break I needed, I'm still thanking the Ancient Walkers for my good fortune that day.
I've since learned of a way to escape a Dridder if the need arises but that day will leave me a tad bit skidish of going into the forest.
*Finishing his ale and his story he paid and got up to leave*
I'll be seeing the lot of you another day, hopefully. Don't get yourselves eaten. |
That was nicely told ^_^
I love this thread, it's very informative 
Crisis : "I love it too" *grin* |
| | | | Spykeofkonoha
valiant swordman
Age : 24
Joined : 09 Dec 2007
Posts : 181
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:20 pm | |
| | Karbo wrote: | That was nicely told ^_^
I love this thread, it's very informative
Crisis : "I love it too" *grin* |
Heh, thank you... I'd hate to see what would happen if Crisis didn't like it. *shivers* |
| | | | gwadahunter2222
Hero
Age : 24
Joined : 08 Dec 2007
Posts : 1074
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:39 pm | |
| | lami wrote: | | hmm well its hard to come up with any situation in particular, Lots of creatures I've had to face have different abilities, they have tough scales, magic powers. amazing strength, but alot of times Many of those creatures share the same glaring weakpoints, preventing them from killing you may be hard, but if your goal is to not be EATEN by something like a naga, then it's usualy as simple as carying hotsauce and powder filled throwing bombs, its worked so far... Oh and quick feet |
You can do multiple situation if you want there is no problem
| Cypress wrote: |
*off in a corner at a small table by the hearth a cloaked figure made a gruff noise* ‘ai, that be a tale of chance ‘n woe… but at least ye’r went caught off guard by those you trust! *said the obscured provider of the slightly drunk feminine voice* now… *leans back letting the hood fall off exposing crimson red hair with cheeks to match, as well as long ears and lovely face* In my family, reunions are more d’an a bit awkward, as you can tell….*repositions self in a boastful way* …. *puts drink down with a bit of force* my gran’ma’ma, is a Crimson Elf yuh see… and I have cousins… 80ft bleed’n cousins!
So there I was, not the day before last. *exaggerated hand gesture* in my gran’ma’ma’s forest, wait’n for the event to get started, and i’m sit’n d’er, mind’n my own… and that tart of a girl, picks me up!
Cella, I say’s, what in da name of the fairy queen do ya think yer do’n? bitch cocks her head and just giggles… I mean the nerve. Looked at me like I was one u’ you lot *expressive gesture of wtf*
One thing lead to anod’r and I am look’n at a part of my family I a’nt never wanted to be look’n at. I came to her tenth birthday, too…. Ungrateful lit… huge ass bitch *swigs ale and slams it down again*
So them thankfully grand’ma’ma comes over and tans h’r hide. Just in time too. Ai’ loves all fun and great, but no one thinks of the bloody in-laws you’ll get… *looks around* what? |
I would offer you something but I think you drink to much
| Karbo wrote: |
That was nicely told ^_^
I love this thread, it's very informative Smile
Crisis : "I love it too" *grin*
|
I'm surprise that a naga comes here to spy
Or you have difficulty to catch preys lately ^^
I recommend to everyone to stop smoking from now 
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| | | | The Rev
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Joined : 10 Dec 2007
Posts : 607
Location : We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:51 pm | |
| I ran into a naga yesterday, a big one. At least fifty feet tall! Unfortunately, she saw me before I saw her, so she licked her lips and wordlessly reached downwards! But, before she grabbed me, I said:
"You can't eat me! That would create a paradox! Since you eat for food, and I am smaller than you, you would have to eat yourself to keep from starving!
While she thought about the gibberish that I just said, I was long gone.
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| | | | Karbo
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| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:21 pm | |
| | Hahaha I also stopped for a few seconds on this one XD |
| | | | The Rev
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| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:18 pm | |
| | Karbo wrote: | | Hahaha I also stopped for a few seconds on this one XD |
Then it was a sucess after all  .
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| | | | The Rev
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| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:23 am | |
| Did I also mention the time when a small naga tried to shrink me with magic, but I got so small that she couldn't find me? I was able to hide until the spell wore off .
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| | | | xThunder
Helpless prey
Age : 20
Joined : 11 Dec 2007
Posts : 17
Location : out of bounds :D
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:32 am | |
| | The Rev wrote: | | Did I also mention the time when a small naga tried to shrink me with magic, but I got so small that she couldn't find me? I was able to hide until the spell wore off . |
lol nice one
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| | | | The Rev
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| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:04 pm | |
| | xThunder wrote: | | The Rev wrote: | | Did I also mention the time when a small naga tried to shrink me with magic, but I got so small that she couldn't find me? I was able to hide until the spell wore off . |
lol nice one |
Heh heh, thanks
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| | | | mikeimp
Temple scourge
Age : 17
Joined : 09 Jan 2008
Posts : 662
Location : waiting for an attempt to be eaten so i can pwn the predator in my badd ass Predator outfit!one!!11
| | Subject: Re: Let's do a little game Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:01 am | |
| OMG ITS IS CRISIS!!! EVERYBODY BLEEDIN' RUNN!!!one11!
*runs off with cartoon rocket speed* "DON'T EAT ME!! |
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