The 'I'd hit that' game

In this game, you just top an "I'd hit that" with something that makes it sound wrong. For example...

I'd hit that... from the inside!
I'd hit that... with a crowbar!
I'd hit that... on the street!

Okay, guys, how would you hit that?

for $200 an hour, she'd better be good!

I'd hit that... with my well practiced backhand.


Like that?

I'd hit that... With a dancing banana.

I'd hit that... HARD.

I'd hit that... and her sister
(insert mother, dauther, whatever)

I'd hit that... with a gravity hammer.

I'd hit that...Many times

hows this one?

" It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there! "

I'd hit that FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!

I'd hit that with SPARTA!!!

I'd hit that... like the FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD!

I'd hit that... for 150 damage and a poison status.

I'd hit that... and then go smoke ten cigs.

(I don't smoke.)

ZionAtriedes wrote:

(I don't smoke.)

Good boy.

I'd hit that with your crowbar, too. And maybe mine for good measure.

I'd hit that AT IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

I'd hit that and then play my theme song.

I'd hit that.......WITH PEELZ HERE!

I'd hit that... with the element its weakest against... lets check the walk-through.

I would verily secure my ability to strike said object proportionately to ensure maximum damage was delivered upon contact.

I'd hit that and then I'd apologize to its mother.

Okay, that one sucked. I'm out of good ones, for now.

DarkPuppet-guy wrote:

I'd hit that.......WITH PEELZ HERE!

I get the L4D reference, but how do you hit something with it?

I'd hit that... with a pause button