Easiest way to annoy a Naga

mikeimp wrote:

Hmm...How to annoy a naga..

Shout "Destroy us all!" Repeatedly.

just like billy

here how i would do it. Gather 3, 2 story tall amps, hook them up to a computer and crank up the volume and play a seires of videos by fred.that should do the trick, either that or i play barny the dionosaur on continueous loop. And if all else fails then i should trim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91oYiKas628 to play on continuos loop #33 or about 1:41 seconds into the vid.that ought to do it.

Repeat after me: HEY, LISTEN.
Bonus points if you're an erratically-moving fairy.
More bonus points if you're intentionally emitting bright light while doing this.
More still if the light is right in their eyes.

Read her diary out loud.

(Trust me on this one. Katrika hates it!)

...banjo...

how about telling them that the tip of their tail is fat?

hmm how about this walking around said naga shouting profanities and nonsense

or if your feeling like being nice yet still be annoying try this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

Ask them to wipe their feet.

Pull their tail, honestly I don't think any one has said that one.

Carry around bottles of H2O2 or syrup of ipecac on you when ever you go to Felarya (won't work on Dryads, but nothing states it wont on a Naga)

Flash/bangs, they hurt.

If any of you have seen Future Weapons, some of those Sonic weapons would work just as well on them, and NO one wants to get hit buy those (hint they don't kill or really even hurt you)

Sing "I have a lovely bunch of Coconuts" *warning will only work on some nagas, others might feel flattered*

play this one loop with a loud speaker, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08hHUn2_Uh4&feature=related if that donest work then call in the heavy artillary

Put them on a diet.

Well there's 3 steps
1 say she's fat
2 say that snakes are evil demons that should never had existed
3 play rick roll over and over
I hope you're fast and good luck to survive you will need it .

sadisticnerd wrote:

Well there's 3 steps
1 say she's fat
2 say that snakes are evil demons that should never had existed
3 play rick roll over and over
I hope you're fast and good luck to survive you will need it .

Someone actually did #1 to Malika. Yes, the one with skull patterns on her hips. She was too shocked to go after the mofo and grind him to paste.

#2 was done by

Spoiler:

Use teleportation magic repeatingly... While she tries to grab you you just teleport a few metres - Even when she doesn't try to grab you, you still teleport all around her sayin' "can't touch this!"

I say pour boiling hot water on their face while they sleep, that'll get'em riled up!

I'd offer her a muppet show!

show her a purse

Repeat, "Your too slow!" after a chase.

Extra points if you are in a green robot hedgehog suit.

Yeah! Think of every Super Smash Bros. Brawl taunt you can think of!

Nope just that one in particular... as well as mimicking brutal heroes of their stories.

That taunt is actually one of the reasons why I hate sonic >:C

Sneak up near her ears and Yell stuff about Dridders as hard as possible.

you guys know those sweddish long horns we see at the end of those recolla commercals, if you dont know hat i mean see thios link
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=witch%20l4d&order=9&offset=48#/d2dddho
right below the first pannel on the upper left conner. yeah take one of those things, go up to a sleeping naga (masumi) and yell really really loud into it and i ganutee you one really annoyed naga, best results when done in close porximetiy to the ear.

Put Steve Irwin near one, he's great at annoying all kinds of animals.

gt500x wrote:

I'd offer her a muppet show!

you know, I actually found that quite entertaining :p

I agree with the calling them a liama comment. it's canon that that will piss them off.