Crisis traps you and is REALLY hungry, what do you do?

I can't believe none of you thought of this.

As soon as she goes to pick you up, run straight at her, jump up, grab onto her and start tickling her.

Pull it off right, She'll be at YOUR mercy.

I'd probably just let her try to eat me.

I'd be wearing my extra-strength wasabi-flavored skin lotion, of course.

First, thread necromancy.

Second, probably die. Horrifically. If she wasn't hungry and I was lucky, I might have a shot, but with her being hungry unless Anna personally steps in I might as well hope I have something on me so I can deny her the satisfaction of a fun meal. I think pocketknife + throat could do the job relatively quick, and if not going for one or both the wrists (if I can still will myself to do anything after jabbing a knife in my larynx) should help. Just need to remember that the pain from either / or / both will be much less than, say, half-suffocating half-dissolving in her stomach with my lungs clogged with the foul smell.

Preferably I'd have something better / faster / less "extremely likely to fuck-up", but odds are if I wound up in front of Crisis like this I'm already screwed by the odds and beggars can't be choosers between "Fuck up and take longer to bleed to death" and "Enjoy thrashing in acid for several minutes / suffocating in her stomach / being crushed rapidly in her esophagus".

doesn't Crisis only stand at something like 85 feet? :3

"Well you caught me, but I must say that you did a poor job of it. I mean really, you could barley catch me. So now I guess you can eat me, if you think you deserve it."

a barrel roll! DO A BARREL ROLL!

Aww you made me a poster!?!?!?! I'm flattered! :squee:

You're welcome, but I can't take credit for the picture. That is Karbo's art. Just thought it went well with it.

Well if it was me that was caught by crisis, I'd just come out be honest and say that she wasn't the first on my list of female monster deaths, and that I would of prefered to of been dragged away screaming and kicking by Kayako Saeki from the grudge. But I would then point out that Crisis would of been a close second.

Become a rocket man and fly off.

I'd probably try to talk my way out with a story or something...or try to convince her that I know Katrika and am a friend of hers...Then slip away once I get the chance.

"that was a fun game of tag wanna be friends?"

and thus try and weezle out that way. if that dosn't work give up and be eaten

Hmm difficult . Considering that she is very hungry and remembering how fast and efficiently she wiped out this group of humans back in tome 3 I probably wouldn't put up much of a fight and just accept my fate [unless I'm very skilled in magic (leaving the opportunity open to teleport out of her stomach if things get precarious)].

After all it's Crisis we're talking about and as her predation tier (highly specialized) would suggest she's no ordinary naga and far too skilled/experienced to simply let a single human like myself escape .

If I get it right even harmless nagas like Fiona or Anna (referring to the Wiki here) can turn out pretty dangerous for humans and other smaller species once their hunger and therefore naga instincts take over .

I don't know how it works with other giant creatures like the dryads or fairys for example but I'm sure it's pretty much GAME OVER once you loose control over your normal behaviour and simply act on behalf of your stomach which tells you that it urgently needs food in order for you to survive a little longer.

-turn around and point behind her with a face of horror- "t-t-tonorions!!"

-flee like a mad man once more-

Ask her if you can read her your favorite story as a last request. Then read her all of My Immortal. She'll get so sick she'll never bother you again. XD Downside it that you have to read My Immortal out loud and act as if it is your favorite story ever...good luck with that.

Well, I would bluff as Captain Kirk did in the TV episode "The Corbomite Maneuver". I would threaten her bluffing by this mean: "Listen here, girl, I'm a peaceful traveler from another universe, from a very far world... However, I'm not defenseless. Before I come Felarya I ingested two small portions of a powerful explosive powder substance known in my planet as "sitanium". I'm a living bomb, a trap for any predator that intend to eat me. If you eat me so the sitanium contact digestive juices of your will explode, a huge, enormous explosion into your stomach, and so you will die, a horrible death! Go ahead, girl, eat me! But I'm forewarning you: this will be the last meal of your! On the other hand, I can help you to locate another prey, some non-sentient animals to you eat; who is REALLY hungry not choose food, you know. Furthermore, I can also narrate for you any fine, very good stories of my voyages by alien worlds, alternative universes, as well as my reason for I come Felarya. And woe, girl? Do we have a deal?"

Well, if Crisis "is REALLY hungry", a little bit of terrorism initially may be useful to deter hers. Only after, I would made her offer narrate a story.

The statement reads as follow: "Crisis traps you and is REALLY hungry, what do you do?"