Felarya Commercial Spoofs

NOTE: Seemed like the best place to put this. If it ain't, feel free to move it.



Hello, ladies. How are you? Fantastic. Does your neko look like me? No. Can it smell like mine? Yes. Should he use Old Spice Neko Wash? I dunno. Do you like the smell of ADVENTURE? Do you want a neko that smells like he can carry you through the jaws of a giant naga he just beat with his own hands? Of course you do. SWAN DIVE! Into the best night of your life. So ladies, should YOUR neko smell like an Old Spice neko? You tell me.



Hello ladies. Look at your neko. Now back to me. Now back at your man, now back to ME. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a giant mermaid, with the neko your neko could smell like. Whats in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds! Anything is possible when your neko smells like a male and not a female. I'm on a dridder.

Giant size coming soon.

DISCLAIMER: We're not saying this will make you smell like someone who could beat a Guardian without even trying, but we are insinuating it.

Feel free to post your own.

err... I admit I don't get it

I think he means to write parodies of existing contemporary adverts by twisting them to have a Felarya theme. For example, his second entry parodies this hilarious advert by marketing it to nekos. It's a really fun idea! Sadly since he's taken what is probably the most popular advert out there I'll have to go for this British cult classic...



REMEMBER ME? GUNTHER! Over a million adventurers around Felarya are at it! They've replaced their multi-purpose defenses wiiiith CILLIT BANG UNIVERSAL DEPREDATOR!

"It's great on dridders; I don't need any other weapon."
"Nagas eating my employees used to drive me mad, but Cillit Bang takes care of it. I even use it on Cyganeka Worms! 'mazing!"

NAGAS, FAIRIES, MERMAIDS, CYGANEKA WORMS!

"So wonderful!"

CILLIT BANG UNIVERSAL DEPREDATOR! BANG AND THE PREDATOR IS GONE!

Yay I love parodies. Now all we need to do is animate what MetaSkipper came up with and BAM, internet meme~ ^_^

McKindle : haha ok I see, thank you

Crisis:
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OOOh! This is my jam!

There is a place
Where the human's what's for dinner
Charmed, fun, and wild
There must be something in the water.
Eating nekos too
Talking Elements of
Our Pred-ies hang out too
Cause they know we're awesome nagas
You could travel the world
But no one can play like the girls with the scales
Once you party with nagas
You'll be seeing stomachs Oohh ooh Oohhh

Felarya girls, we're kinda magical
Scales on tails, nothing on top
bare-skin coats, so cute
We'll blow your mind
Aaaah ah, aaaahh!

Felarya girls, we're naga-fabulous
Fast, fine, fierce, we eat 'til we drop
Cutie marks represent
Now put your hands up

Aaahhh ah aaahh


I are ashamed of myself....

Since I can't quite post links yet, look up "equestria girls" on youtube.

Do the branches of the forest cut into your shoulder? Is your prey shooting arrows that are annoying? Introducing the Tiddy Man! The cute little guy that elminates all those problems! Designed to make hunting more comfortable. The Tiddy Bear snaps onto your shoulder strap, and moves up and down to remove the pressure wherever you need it.

"Those branches used to hit so hard I could hardly breathe! Now, with the Tiddy Man, I really enjoy hunting again."

The patent-pending design clings to work from either the left side or right breast, and fits all body types. Just put it on, slide it where it relieves the pain, and and hunt away. The Tiddy Man stays where you want it, until you move it.

"My wife always used to complain about the pain from those random arrows. Not anymore!"
"And the Tiddy Man works so great, he got one for himself, too."

The cuddly Tiddy Man is filled with soft, cushy flesh, so it snuggles comfortably to your needs. Place it here, or here, or anywhere you need to keep those irritating arrows from digging in.

"Those arrows were always digging in! But the Tiddy Man makes it comfortable for me to hunt again."

The Tiddy Man works great for males and females and younglings of all sizes! It works for everyone! And it's easy to slide out of the way when not in use. The secure snap-on grip makes the Tiddy Man safe and fun for infants and small children.

"If you're into the hunt like I am, you're really gonna love the comfort of the Tiddy Man like I am!"

Now you can have your own Tiddy Man, and eliminate those annoying breast impact pains! Call and order your Tiddy Man right now!


Does that name creep anyone else out?


This is not a double post at all! More of a... bi post! Yes! No rules broken here!

Shame on me for bumping without posting meaningful content.