What would you do if...

...you had the power to stop time for everything but yourself?

i would throw a couple of grenades at a car and Unfreeze time and watch the car go flying XD

I don't know what I'd do.

But it would involve twinkies, the grand canyon, and three girls who like kinky things.

Pendragon wrote:

I don't know what I'd do.

But it would involve twinkies, the grand canyon, and three girls who like kinky things.

I'd ask, but I'm afraid of the answer

Pendragon wrote:

I don't know what I'd do.

But it would involve twinkies, the grand canyon, and three girls who like kinky things.

you have a sick mind, I like the way you think

I would freeze time, put people into funny positions (guy grabbing a girls ass, girl suddenly missing clothes, etc.), unfreeze time and watch how they react .

Pull people's pants down, steal food, fight crime by leaving criminals incapacitated in suggestive positions, remove the clothing of any and all attractive women, switch the numbers on people's houses so they crawl into bed with their neighbors, switch up all the dogs in all the local yards, then go grab Moony's boyfriend and drive him to Washington and drop him on her doorstep, wrapped in a pretty red bow.

Hell, a better question would be what WOULDN'T I do...

Die, as air would not move and that would make things a wee bit hard for me. Same goes for seeing things, smelling things, etc.

Assuming a loophole around such? Not much I can think of. I can't use it in most professions, I'm not anyone who'd actually go through a life of thievery, it'd be discovered quickly if I made a simple mistake, etc.

Probably only avoid accidents / fights that I can, help the occasional bystander, etc.

Oh, and the obligatory "Humiliate someone I hate" response.

Better not say what I would honestly do, being this bored means being willing to really go out of one's way to be entertained.

Easy! I'd suddenly have my entire story done. I would suddenly know several languages, most of them programming ones. I'll know all the material for school for the next several years. I'd have read all kinds of books and and seen all kinds of movies. Unfortunately, I may become inexplicatly older than I used to be...

Pick up every insurgent and place them on a suspension bridge, then cut the cable. Unfreeze time for great justice.


Then I'd go and make sure I'd always have money, beat the everliving crap out of Uwe Boll, George W Bush, Hillery Clinton, and Jack Thompson. After that, I'd more then likely just do little things to amuse myself, many of which have been mentioned.

Flare wrote:

Pick up every insurgent and place them on a suspension bridge, then cut the cable. Unfreeze time for great justice.


Then I'd go and make sure I'd always have money, beat the everliving crap out of Uwe Boll, George W Bush, Hillery Clinton, and Jack Thompson. After that, I'd more then likely just do little things to amuse myself, many of which have been mentioned.

You, my friend, are a true hero.

Just replace Uwe Boll with my latin teacher and you'd pretty much get what I'd do.

Oh, also I'd occasionally freeze time and move to a different spot so when I unfroze it people would think I could move as fast as a ninja!

The Nordic Ninja wrote:

You, my friend, are a true hero.

Just replace Uwe Boll with my latin teacher and you'd pretty much get what I'd do.

Ever seen his "movies" before? Ok to watch while making cracks at it with friends. Even better if alcohol gets involved.

Flare wrote:

Pick up every insurgent and place them on a suspension bridge, then cut the cable. Unfreeze time for great justice.


Then I'd go and make sure I'd always have money, beat the everliving crap out of Uwe Boll, George W Bush, Hillery Clinton, and Jack Thompson. After that, I'd more then likely just do little things to amuse myself, many of which have been mentioned.

Nice!
I would round them all up, stick them in a room together with their IEDs and belts, press one detonator and let the rest of them blow themselves up.
Can you add Gordon Brown to that list of people your going to beat the crap outta? We really hate him in UK.

And on the better side of things (Since we are not all completely evil minded demons) I would do nice things like bake cakes and leave them with people who fell on hard times, cut peoples lawns, clean homes, leave cups of freshly made tea on peoples desks with a cookie, drive over to France find where Karbo lives and leave him a big bag of cash so he can afford to spend more time drawing, over to New Zealand to do the same so Zoekin can write more, see what's really in the underground vaults of area 51, Pentagon and MI5, Visit the bank of England main database hub, delete my credit history....In fact delete all debts for people I know and people on here and put their accounts into the +£100,000 mark (Well no need to be greedy), remove all weapons from mercs in Somalia and leave bags of rice and grain on doorsteps of the evacuees, burn the false votes of Mugabe so he can't cheat his way back in, Do everything I can to ensure family can live happily, make the best youtube film of 'the world in pause' make a stupidly long post on this forum, then delete it, then write a smaller version and after 2 years re-write it, plant an apple seed on the roof of Buckimham Palace, then die because I have spent my entire life doing all this while the rest of world did not miss a second.

Flare wrote:

Pick up every insurgent and place them on a suspension bridge, then cut the cable. Unfreeze time for great justice.


Then I'd go and make sure I'd always have money, beat the everliving crap out of Uwe Boll, George W Bush, Hillery Clinton, and Jack Thompson. After that, I'd more then likely just do little things to amuse myself, many of which have been mentioned.

Hell yeah! Those are all great ideas. We need to figure out how to get you super powers.

random thought: A Marine with super powers. God Help whoever happened to piss you off.

Well, let's just say they'd be running for the hills. Only to find out that the "Hills" belong to a certain naga on here.


And that would be one that I'd love to see. RL snakegirls. Friendly of course.

Flare wrote:

The Nordic Ninja wrote:

You, my friend, are a true hero.

Just replace Uwe Boll with my latin teacher and you'd pretty much get what I'd do.

Ever seen his "movies" before? Ok to watch while making cracks at it with friends. Even better if alcohol gets involved.

Eh, I get what you mean, but I still don't have enough against him to want to beat the crap out of him.

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Eh, I get what you mean, but I still don't have enough against him to want to beat the crap out of him.

He cast Tara Reid as a SCIENTIST in one of his movies. Im sorry, but that alone is worthy of a least a minor beating . He's also making a second Alone in the Dark movie, a 4th Bloodrayne movie (seriously, it will be #4) and the disaster that will be "Postal, the movie" .

Better not ask me this question.

Rythmear wrote:

Better not ask me this question.

now you have to tell us...

Its All 19 wrote:

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Eh, I get what you mean, but I still don't have enough against him to want to beat the crap out of him.

He cast Tara Reid as a SCIENTIST in one of his movies. Im sorry, but that alone is worthy of a least a minor beating . He's also making a second Alone in the Dark movie, a 4th Bloodrayne movie (seriously, it will be #4) and the disaster that will be "Postal, the movie" .

I'll admit, you are beginning to sway me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll

Pretty much all you need to know about the guy.

Oh, and thought of one more thing. Stop time, go to an online friend's out, and meet them.

Practice the guitar. Wooo!!

Haha. If I was the only one not frozen in the world I would put together the most romantic and bizzare set of happenings for a certain someone I used to know, long ago. Hopefully, with enough work, the desired response from the girl I was seperated from long ago will be once again rekindled. Either that, or she will be too creeped out by all of the tactfully placed gifts that she will simply walk herself to the nearest psychiatrist, to get some therapy. *Sigh* I miss her.

Blackmail the top R&D scientists this planet has ever known for access to experimental technology. And possibly computer parts. And some experimental computer parts. Maybe one of those brain scan headsets.

My other answer is--

DANCE!!