Fear the N-33

This is not related to anything, but I have found the greatest thing one can purchase through the internet. Sharing this with you does it a great deal of justice which something like this most surely deserves. Make sure to gaze upon the wonder that is the N-33
GREATEST LINK EVER

Here is the warning text accompanying their largest products.

THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TOYS AND CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS! KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN!
THESE MAGNETS CAN EASILY CRUSH FINGERS!
WE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURY OR DAMAGE CAUSED BY THESE POWERFUL MAGNETS.
THESE MAGNETS ARE SOLD TO ADULTS ONLY AND REQUIRE
AN ADULT SIGNATURE UPON DELIVERY.

If you really need unbelievably powerful magnets, here they are.
Uses include magnetic steering of nuclear particles in accelerators, levitation devices, magnetic beam amplifiers, scrap iron separators, etc.

Beware - you must think ahead when moving these magnets.

If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Sensitive instruments like computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly considerable distances
- and at great speed - to attach themselves to this magnet.
If you get caught in between the two, you can be severely injured.
These magnets will crush bones in the blink of an eye.
Two of these magnets close together can create an almost unbelievable magnetic field that can be incredibly dangerous.
Of all the unique items we offer for sale, we consider these items the most dangerous of all. Our normal packing & shipping personnel refuse to package these magnets - our engineers have to do it. This is no joke or exaggeration - and we cannot stress it strongly enough. You must be extremely careful - and know what you're doing with these magnets.
Two Supermagnets can very easily get out of control, crush fingers and instantly break ribs or even your arm if opposing poles fly at each other.
A small child recently lost his hand when his father left two # 31 supermagnets unattended. The child picked one up and when he approached the other magnet on a nearby table,
it became airborne and obliterated his small hand.

NEVER ALLOW CHILDREN NEAR ANY OF THESE MAGNETS!

If working with multiple Supermagnets, always handle one magnet at a time, secure it, then proceed to the next magnet.

POLARITY
The disc Supermagnets are Axially Magnetized (the top & bottom faces are the north & south poles). The poles on Supermagnet #3 are the large 2" x 3" faces on opposite sides.

SHIPPING
We can only ship these magnets by ground UPS - they cannot be shipped via air as it will interfere with the aircraft's navigational equipment. All Supermagnets are packed in either small wooden boxes or with large blocks/panels of Styrofoam in double-wall cardboard boxes to minimize the external magnetic field and contain the magnet

These magnets are rated at Grade N45 - the most powerful there is.
Ni-Cu-Ni Plated Neodymium magnets with Matte finish.

I think I've seen those in action before on Mythbusters. Just one can hold up a person's body weight.

I thought you had to have some sort of certification or license to handle those magnets?

Just try to imagine what ordering one of these then opening it in your house without clearing a room of metal objects first would entail. Imagine bringing it through the kitchen. You would never walk around with anything more powerful then a kitchen magnet again.

Haar wrote:

I thought you had to have some sort of certification or license to handle those magnets?

Oddly, the site says nothing of this possibility.

Impressive

But well, still less than the wings of a silver succubus XD

Those are incredible magnets. Yikes.

If you were to swallow one, assuming you didn't die, would you be able to hitch a ride on an airplane? They seem strong enough. (though it might tear through flesh)

But damn.

Best part is, if you connect multiple magnets, their effective field and power pretty much add up. The question now is, how many can you legally stick together?

And I just googled both "state law" and "magnets", along with "federal law" and "magnets"...

The only issue to have ever come up is the fact that if the smaller versions of these magnets are swallowed, they can link in the digestive track and cause internal organ damage.

((I am really into these things. I apologize.))

Truly those magnets are greater than a weasel's wedding tackle.