Classic Felarya quotes

Jætte_Troll wrote:

Hmm... makes me want to make an artifact... "Stripy Hat of Not Being Detected" or something...

You know, now that you mention it... I think Hades had a helm of invisibility, I bet we could do something like that. A striped Helm of Invisibility. XP

Or maybe magical glasses could give someone invisibility.



"You're a lost cause, Ramtov. It would serve you right if she ate you." - Thas Voidfingers.


"It can't possibly get any worse than this... Ahhh, I take it back! I take it back!!!" - anonymous adventurer.

"What time is it?!"

"Oh dear god he's doing it as well!"

"Adventure time!"

"Quick some one get the adventurer mallet he's had to much to drink!"

*WHAM*

"On second thought I think I'll stay here and pass out on the floor."

*Thump*

"Thank goodness he almost gave away the location of the Giant Tree Bar!"

gt500x wrote:

"It can't possibly get any worse than this... Ahhh, I take it back! I take it back!!!" - anonymous adventurer.

Classic XP

gt500x wrote:

"Crap, it looks like this damned Slug Girl has eaten our whole squad. Every last one of us... Wait, where's the guy who was wearing the red and white striped sweater and hat?"

hahaha this one creates such a striking image XD

"Damn it, I'm starting to think that guy sold us a bum GPS. I see the waterfalls... but where is Hotel Vivian and all the satisfied customers that I heard so much about?"

---

"What the hell are you smiling for? Don't you realize where about to be digested?!"

(not quotes exactly, but part of some event on GRF)

...Random convoy of armed vehicles with two AA tanks moving on surfase of Great Rocky Fields:
-- Random sergant: Sir, I think those giant bird-women above us are flying in triangle formation!
---- Random captain: What? Don't be fool, Nepsky. Those flying savages will never... wait a second... damn, and I thought that I saw enough on this damned fileds! *pulled out radio* "This is captain Thorack to AA support - prepare your main guns, we have 6 unidentified air targets right about us!"
- Crew of 1st & and 2nd AA tanks: Aye aye, sir!
--- Other sergant: Sir, they are diving on us with some rocks in their lower limbs!!
---- Captain: Diving?! What are you talking abo-... Oh, shit! *yell in loudspeaker* captain to all units: GET READY FOR BOMBING!!

*some time past*

one harpy to others:
-- I told y'all, freakin' bitches, it will TOTALLY worth it! And ya said that their fucking metal things aren't-
--- Ah, just shut the fuck up already and go get those fleeing lil' cowards!!...
-- Wha-... Ah, hell no! Get back 'ere, ya freaking' little-...

(Also, I do recomend to y'all listen this: )

No way I have the time to go through all 20+ pages of this, so I may be unknowingly repeating some. Anyway;

"Giant, half-woman, half-animal monsters in this 'Fealrya', huh? And they eat humans? Yeah, I'm sooo sure. You wanna be a big baby and stay home, fine. But I'm not sharing the treasure when I get back." -Archus the Death Blade, last recorded statement.

"No, I didn't mean have lunch with you, silly. You are lunch." -lots and lots of nagas etc, probably.

"When the going gets tough, you run the hell away, because Felarya can bring to bear a whole new dimension of 'tough' when it wants to." -Naora, the still-living adventurer.

"What an amazing specimen! So huge, and yet so human-like... I need to get a little closer... Get some blood and tissue samples, and maybe-" - Dr. Elinore Cellium, last (coherent) words.

hello all

"Dear God, what have I created?!!!"

"To survive here, you need speed, stealth, cunning, and preperation. All of those are needed, but if you have enough of one, you can make do." V.C.

"when in dout shoot it with a 44 cal assult rifle"- Militia Drill instructer to recuirts.

"If it looks big enough to eat you...don't piss it off!"

luke112 wrote:

"when in dout shoot it with a 44 cal assult rifle"- Militia Drill instructer to recuirts.

"I don't get out of bed for anything less than a .50 cal!" -Angus Devitt

"Attack! Attack! Fill'er full of holes.... ho... holy crap, she's A LOT bigger up close. Retreat! Retreat!!!"

"I swear I didn't know it was going to be this bad. I swear!"

"There is one they fear. In their tongue, he is Nahgahkim--Naga-Born!"
"Born from Vivian, no doubt..."

"Lemme just say this; the most common height for a naga is between 70 ft. to 120 ft. with semi-thick skin and thicker scales so bullets won't do much, dridders have very strong silk which a chainsaw can't break, plus their abdomen are are pretty much bullet-proof and don't get me started on the harpies and their wings that can make the big bad wolf put into shame. So then gentlemen what makes you and your vast amount of guns special?"

"Easy: these guns shoot MAGIC!"


-Short conversation between a guild task-master and a guy with too many guns

Sehoolighan wrote:

"Lemme just say this; the most common height for a naga is between 70 ft. to 120 ft. with semi-thick skin and thicker scales so bullets won't do much, dridders have very strong silk which a chainsaw can't break, plus their abdomen are are pretty much bullet-proof and don't get me started on the harpies and their wings that can make the big bad wolf put into shame. So then gentlemen what makes you and your vast amount of guns special?"

"Easy: these guns shoot MAGIC!"


-Short conversation between a guild task-master and a guy with too many guns

Ladies and gentlemen... Linkara in Felarya!

ZionAtriedes wrote:

luke112 wrote:

"when in dout shoot it with a 44 cal assult rifle"- Militia Drill instructer to recuirts.

"I don't get out of bed for anything less than a .50 cal!" -Angus Devitt

"Screw .50 cal, I'm going 2.50 cal on a robot suit." -Q.X.

"There may be no kill like overkill, but here overkill usually barely qualifies as kill. That's why I run and hide." -V.C.

My tank is not overkill hear, its uberkill.

A few snippets from performances at the Theatre of Torin...

Act 1:

"To eat or not to eat; that is the question... Ah why the hell not? GULP"

Act 2:

"Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

"GULP...Buurp.. Sorry, he's alittle tied up at the moment."


This concludes today's snippets from performances at the Theatre of Torin. I hope you enjoyed them.

"Felarya the world where no matter how big you are there is something bigger then you wanting to eat you. And where there is always something else bigger then what ate you trying to eat it."

"It's a dog eat dog world out there. So you better go prepared or end up in somethings stomach!"

" gentalmen this is my girlfriend helga"-Mac
"hi"-helga
"um sir?"- private jenkines
"yes private jenkines"-Mac
"how the hell did you score a 200ft tall naga as your girlfriend?"-private Jenkines
"I can shrink down my size you know"-helga
"wait how did you do that?"-Jenkines
" nope cant tell you"- helga
"i think i need a shrink"-jenkines
"done"-helga
"wait, WTF did you do to me!?"
"you said you needed a shrink and thats what i did"-helga
"NOT THAT KIND OF SHRINK"- Jenkines
"whoops my bad*playful smile"- helga
"Mac i goning to die?"-jenkines
"no son, but the nose bleed might do you in"-mac
"what? *looks down abit,boom* hurk-blahhh"- jenkines

"Now, where'd ah leave that water spray bottle? Heard it works on those giant nagas like it does cats."
-- random Nekomuran adventurer, whom is (surprisingly) still around.

walkingbyself wrote:

"Felarya the world where no matter how big you are there is something bigger then you wanting to eat you. And where there is always something else bigger then what ate you trying to eat it."

"It's a dog eat dog world out there. So you better go prepared or end up in somethings stomach!"

Maybe you should call it a "kensha beast eat kensha beast world" instead. XP

"There's a predator right behind me, isn't there?"- Captain Non-discrete