Classic Felarya quotes

rcs619 wrote:

itsmeyouidiot wrote:

You know, I'm fairly sure that Vivian has character traits other than being a slut.

Just wanted to remind everyone.

This, so much this.

What Vivian likes to do with men, women, giants and tinies in her free time makes for a somewhat amusing running-gag at times, but it gets overused way, way too much.

You see it in stories and art too. She's almost never used for any other reason besides sexual stuff.

Not saying she can't be an openly sexual character...but she IS also an older character, highly intelligent, and a highly skilled mage (not to mention being quite vain as well). It'd be nice to see those sides of her more often, or at least have her sexual side treated in a more adult way, instead of, well, how people tend to treat it most of the time.

itsmeyouidiot wrote:

I think you're drastically overestimating the maturity of Felarya's audience. Though there are quite a few authors that have proven that setting and characters can be handled very well, the fact that Felarya originated as a sexual-fetish-based work is something that kinda attracts a less mature audience.

This is the last time I do anything with any of Karbo's characters, except for Déméchrelle that is. Not that either of you have any idea of what I do around here literary and artwork wise, you can avert your eyes from now on as far as I'm concerned.

I was speaking in general.

I couldn't even find whatever itsmeyouidiot was referrencing.

The oversexing of Vivian is just a general gripe of mine.

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She's also a fount of knowledge, wisdom, and experience which nobody quite knows how she acquired... She's probably a fascinating person to talk to. I like to think of characters going to see her for those reasons, as well as for sex. (Or often, perhaps, for both at the same time.)

Exactly. I don't have any issues with her being openly sexual, or being a bit of a pervert...but those two traits seem to get exaggerated, and over-emphasized in many of her depictions.

You can be openly sexual, and still behave intelligently, with class and maturity.

I personally think Vivian, according to a brief discussion with Karbo when asking for pointers, is more likely to simply tease someone than be outright serious about having sex with. She's not nymphomaniac, hopefully, she's simply... very open, for a lack of a better term. In fact, I think the teasing would mostly be when greeting someone and when saying goodbye, and chances are she's more or less subtle about it.

But back on topic.

"I never understood why some blokes go out of their bloody way to confront giants. Leave the titanic buggers alone and hopefully they shall leave you alone, for Pete's sake!" ~ Anonymous veteran dungeon crawler with a very British accent.

" Turn back boy, while you still can. Many have came to this valley before, with hearts full of greed, searching for the artifact that lays at it's heart. And many have died. Those who came before you were killed by Morticoto. Leave this place and never return, or else you will meet your doom." The old wizard Avon warnning an adventurer about enterring the Valley of Bone.

"this is MADNESS!"

"No, THIS! IS! FELARYA!"

hope a 300 quote has not been done before.

TryMeIke wrote:

"this is MADNESS!"

"No, THIS! IS! FELARYA!"

hope a 300 quote has not been done before.

Already done long time ago

darn. oh well, that's what ya get for not looking.

"Just because some dimensional worm hole randomly opens up and whisks you and only you away to Felarya doesn't mean that God hates you. Now if some dimensional worm hole randomly opens up and whisks you and only you away to Felarya where some equally random predator is waiting to eat you... Well then I think its pretty safe to say you've done something to piss him off." - Reverend Lovall giving a sermon in Negav.


"I wish I wasn't such a horrible procrastinator. I remember this awesome idea I had for a harpy blinding flash bulb; it would've been so bright it could send a swooping harpy crashing straight into the ground... too bad I didn't get around to inventing it before this stupid white harpy came along and ate me."


"You say you're sun-burned, I say you're well done" - a fairy responding to a human she overheard complaining about his sun burn.

gt500x wrote:

"Just because some dimensional worm hole randomly opens up and whisks you and only you away to Felarya doesn't mean that God hates you. Now if some dimensional worm hole randomly opens up and whisks you and only you away to Felarya where some equally random predator is waiting to eat you... Well then I think its pretty safe to say you've done something to piss him off." - Reverend Lovall giving a sermon in Negav.

hahaha XP

"this world, is a living nightmarish hell. and don't get me started, there are actual beings FROM hell here!" *surviver of an attack by a giant succubus.*

"Now, I'm not saying fairies are easy, but I've never heard of a HUMAN/elemental hybrid." - A felaryan adventurer, seconds before a fairy attack

" A Tonor- What?"-Unknown private
" Yup Its another bug hunt"- Commanding sergeant


" RUN RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! SHE'S GONE CRAZY!"- group of adventurers after one of them smoked infront of anna.

"Before you even leave Negav, I recommend you recruit anybody the most powerful weapons or spells you can find, because trust me, you will need all of that firepower! Fuck dignity and fuck honor! Your ass just need to survive!" ~ Member of The Survivors mercenary group.

"Just when you think Your safe, Your really in the greatest danger"- Samual A. Maxwel, 605th Survival Instructor.

"you guys ever seen a Naga drink a Barrel of Pure Moonshine before? Take it from me you dont want to be around when it hits her system" Jim, Moonshine distiller

"One can not trian in the ways of bloodshed without partaking in the act"- Unkown Crimson Maiden

"Unhand me you Filthy Lamia" - last words of a foolish Adventurer speaking to a giant naga.

"bravery and honor, courage no fear of death nor pain,power in the mind heart and soul."- 605th Militia Private

Being a hero doesn't get you anywhere here, Trust me i know, Me

Overkill is underkill on felarya, Me

"Wow honey! This camera has such a good zoom! You can see right inside that nagas mouth from here!" - tourist to his wife before he was eaten

"Trial and error is good when there's a good chance to survive. However, here you try, you fail, you die. So just go for trial and success, OK?" - Melchior Buronson, adventurer and former member of the O.A.D.D.

"Remember this, there is always some unlucky sonofabitch worse of than you, so unless you become that sad sorry fuck, i dont wanna hear you complain"


"so, if war is hell, what's this place?"

"purgatory"- a Man replying to the above statement


"Hearing a fairy's laugh is like hear the Grim Reaper chuckle"- Experiance adventurer.

Crisis: So why were you wearing those humen things?
Subeta: I have to wear them or else my assistant doesn't get much work done.

*blood shoots out of his nose*

That's a neat quote from the 1st volumen of the Felarya comic. Now, this thread is more for us to come up with some quotes that fit the setting (emphasis in *fit the setting*). They can be either humoristic or serious.

Speaking of quotes...

"The problem with getting too many advices on how to survive is that you will have no time to look for the right one in that long list when there's danger. That's why I prefer quality over quantity."

"Currency? You ask for currency? Let me tell you this straight, the only "currency" you'll find here is flesh and life. And you know what else? Business is booming"

"destuction of ones body does not mean oblivion whilst destruction of ones mind truly means oblivion"- unknow sage

"to make a friend of a fairy is to be a person of knowledge"- unkown book carrier.

Me: Of all the stuff that you can find on felarya their is one thing that is realy rare
Someone else: what's that
Me: Common sense

"Wow! Look at all those hotties over there waving at you!" ~Human adventurer

"Yea.... we call it death row...." ~Mantoid male


And now for another fairy joke!

"My wife made me go spelunking last night....." ~ Human male

"Wait....what? How did....." ~ Another human

"She's a fairy." ~ Human male

"Ohhhhhhhhh....." ~Another human

This has been your random warning against marrying a fairy.