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Haar Great warrior
Posts : 459 Join date : 2008-02-19 Location : Behind you!
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 7:36 am | |
| "Woah! Those are the biggest boobs I've ever seen! I could just stare at them all day..."
"Excuse me, Miss Vivian? I just wanted to say, you're the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. I think I'm in love with you!" - (Clyrin Trik, Overly Hormonal Lovestruck Teen)
"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's--"
"That's it! I'm leaving. Where's the exit?"
"I'll just use my flare gun to signal for help!"
"Huh. Why are those tree branches broken like that?"
"That's weird. I hear thunder, but there's not a cloud in the sky."
"Right! This here is the Giant Naga in her natural habitat! Isn't she gorgeous? I'm going to get closer to her. Danger Danger Danger!!" - (Stephen Rinwin, The Naga Hunter) | |
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Raveolution Temple scourge
Posts : 635 Join date : 2008-03-29 Location : Zentraedi Macronization Chamber
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 11:38 am | |
| - Haar wrote:
- "Right! This here is the Giant Naga in her natural habitat! Isn't she gorgeous? I'm going to get closer to her. Danger Danger Danger!!" - (Stephen Rinwin, The Naga Hunter)
*coke spew* Best quote EVER. | |
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Pendragon Grand Mecha Enthusiast
Posts : 3229 Join date : 2007-12-09
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 11:42 am | |
| "Haha! I'm a neko, and Crisis is a human eater! She'd never eat me!" | |
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Karbo Evil admin
Posts : 3812 Join date : 2007-12-08
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 11:42 am | |
| - Raveolution wrote:
- Haar wrote:
- "Right! This here is the Giant Naga in her natural habitat! Isn't she gorgeous? I'm going to get closer to her. Danger Danger Danger!!" - (Stephen Rinwin, The Naga Hunter)
I am sorry but I don't understand this one.. I guess it's a reference to something ? .. could you explain ? ^^; | |
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Haar Great warrior
Posts : 459 Join date : 2008-02-19 Location : Behind you!
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 11:47 am | |
| - Karbo wrote:
- Raveolution wrote:
- Haar wrote:
- "Right! This here is the Giant Naga in her natural habitat! Isn't she gorgeous? I'm going to get closer to her. Danger Danger Danger!!" - (Stephen Rinwin, The Naga Hunter)
I am sorry but I don't understand this one.. I guess it's a reference to something ? .. could you explain ? ^^; Crocodile Hunter | |
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Malahite Cog in the Machine
Posts : 2433 Join date : 2007-12-11 Location : Old World
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 11:50 am | |
| - Karbo wrote:
- Raveolution wrote:
- Haar wrote:
- "Right! This here is the Giant Naga in her natural habitat! Isn't she gorgeous? I'm going to get closer to her. Danger Danger Danger!!" - (Stephen Rinwin, The Naga Hunter)
I am sorry but I don't understand this one.. I guess it's a reference to something ? .. could you explain ? ^^; Mocking Steve Irwin. "Hm, that's funny. I could of sworn that Bomb-Timers went Digit Colon Digit Digit, not Digit Digit Colon Digit. No matter." "I'll help lift the truck from the ditch, sir." "I'm almost positive that limbs shouldn't bend this way." | |
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Raveolution Temple scourge
Posts : 635 Join date : 2008-03-29 Location : Zentraedi Macronization Chamber
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 11:52 am | |
| - Karbo wrote:
- Raveolution wrote:
- Haar wrote:
- "Right! This here is the Giant Naga in her natural habitat! Isn't she gorgeous? I'm going to get closer to her. Danger Danger Danger!!" - (Stephen Rinwin, The Naga Hunter)
I am sorry but I don't understand this one.. I guess it's a reference to something ? .. could you explain ? ^^; There's this dude named Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. He had his own really popular show until he died. He was doing crazy stuff like holding his son in one arm while taunting a croc with the other hand. Really stupid risky crazy stuff. Then one day he got stabbed in the heart by a manta ray fish and died. This dude would have either a) taunted and made a fool out of about a hundred Preds in Felarya before being slashed to death by a Kensha beast; or b) *burp* *gurgle* in 5 minutes flat. | |
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Karbo Evil admin
Posts : 3812 Join date : 2007-12-08
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 11:57 am | |
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Malahite Cog in the Machine
Posts : 2433 Join date : 2007-12-11 Location : Old World
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 12:08 pm | |
| "'Ditch the Railgun,' you said. 'It'll just slow us down.' Well I hope you happy now, Karl!" | |
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Zoekin Grand-pop
Posts : 493 Join date : 2007-12-08
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 1:28 pm | |
| More last words "Giant nagas? You can hear them coming from a mile away!"-Wilson the Witless "I'm sure Rev knows what he's talking about!" (with apologies to Ravana3k) "You're not as smart as you think you are Anna!" "Um- why is Lea tied up and put in that cage? I was just playing Crisis. Honest!" -Sal the slaver | |
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Googlememan Survivor
Posts : 806 Join date : 2008-03-03 Age : 30 Location : Drama-Art errr I mean Deviantart
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 1:36 pm | |
| You know what screw u guys i bet i can last longer than any of u guys"
on 3...1....2....3 o u back stabbing cockbite"
"if i diden't know any better i would think that trees looking at me” | |
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Warrior3000 Temple scourge
Posts : 646 Join date : 2008-04-27 Age : 28 Location : New Jersey
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 1:43 pm | |
| "Come on guys ts a tree how dengerous could it be?"
"Maybe these snakes wont find me in this cave."
Turns out these werent the guys last words cuz he was up against crisis;
Guy: *Draws a sword* "I'll never let you hurt my friends! I'll stop you myself!"
Crisis: "Your brave and scrawny so i think ill let you go now please move out of my way.
Guy: Never! *charges crisis and slashes with sword and the sword breaks*
Crisis: I don't have time for this *Flicks guy with index finger and he hits a tree and is knocked unconcious*
Hours later the guy awakens to find that his fleeing friends have all been eaten
Guy:NOOOoO!!!
He later commits suicide. | |
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darkshot2600 valiant swordman
Posts : 188 Join date : 2008-04-16 Age : 35 Location : The border between dream and reality
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 2:37 pm | |
| "This special alloy armor is immune to all forms of acid!" (Still has leather joints and open faceplate)
"Yah right, giant naga. I'm just gonna wake up now, okay?"
"What is everyone running from now?"
And of course, the classic "It can't get any worse." | |
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Warrior3000 Temple scourge
Posts : 646 Join date : 2008-04-27 Age : 28 Location : New Jersey
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 2:46 pm | |
| This one really isnt stupidity but instead some poor guy who has nothing to live for.
Guy: *in middle of woods* Come on out predators! I have nothing to live for! No famiy, no friends, no home, no job, nothing! come and get me!
immediately after there is a mass swarm of predator attacking one guy, many predator lives are lost as they battle for the meal. Eventually one predator emerges on top and claims her meal. CRISIS! | |
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Zoekin Grand-pop
Posts : 493 Join date : 2007-12-08
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 3:17 pm | |
| "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" Kellis the mermaid hunter | |
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A-Eadie Roaming thug
Posts : 82 Join date : 2008-04-26 Age : 40 Location : West Michigan
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 4:30 pm | |
| Ascarlin Mines: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, its off to work we go, Hi *urk*
Hey thar, Phil, in't that a weird lookin' bird? Think I'll jest shoot it and mount it in my trailer.
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok, I sleep all night and work all day *urk* (Monty Python)
Alright, is everyone here? We the Felarya branch of PETA will make sure all the natural animals are kept safe from those nasty hunters that would try to hurt them. The first one we shall protect is named Crisis. | |
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Haar Great warrior
Posts : 459 Join date : 2008-02-19 Location : Behind you!
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 4:51 pm | |
| - A-Eadie wrote:
- Alright, is everyone here? We the Felarya branch of PETA will make sure all the natural animals are kept safe from those nasty hunters that would try to hurt them. The first one we shall protect is named Crisis.
Nah, they wouldn't protect Crisis. She's too human-like. They don't care about humans | |
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Malahite Cog in the Machine
Posts : 2433 Join date : 2007-12-11 Location : Old World
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 4:55 pm | |
| "It's okay guys! She says she's full!" | |
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Googlememan Survivor
Posts : 806 Join date : 2008-03-03 Age : 30 Location : Drama-Art errr I mean Deviantart
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 6:29 pm | |
| "GET THESE MOTHER F*CKING NAGAS AWAY FROM MY F*CKING TROOPS!!"
AAAAHHH fuckberries"
"I can cross the bridge without breaking a sweet"
"Look at that bird man she would look so good on my trailer wall"
"WTH OUR GUNS HAVE NO EFFECT ON HER!!" | |
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Davis Seasoned adventurer
Posts : 121 Join date : 2007-12-17 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 7:34 pm | |
| last words: "Bet I can catch more of them than you," "You're on!" "I bet that giant tree is a safe place to be near." "Look out!" "What!? What is it!?" "Haha got you," "Jerk," "Look out!" "I'm not falling for that again John," "..." "John?" "Come on in, the water's great!" "This metal bat ought to be enough." "Let's just get in the cave, anywhere's safer than here." "Haruhi will protect me!!" "I cause heartburn, I swear." "HA! I just drank two gallons of a highly potent poison, now anything that dares eat me is screwed!" "Damn, can't seem to get a light, maybe there's less wind by that giant tree." | |
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Malahite Cog in the Machine
Posts : 2433 Join date : 2007-12-11 Location : Old World
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| "Her breasts, you fool! Compliment her breasts!" | |
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Zoekin Grand-pop
Posts : 493 Join date : 2007-12-08
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 8:33 pm | |
| "I challenge you Arale!" -the late "ice cold" Tomas Thorn | |
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Raveolution Temple scourge
Posts : 635 Join date : 2008-03-29 Location : Zentraedi Macronization Chamber
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Thu May 15, 2008 8:42 pm | |
| - Haar wrote:
- A-Eadie wrote:
- Alright, is everyone here? We the Felarya branch of PETA will make sure all the natural animals are kept safe from those nasty hunters that would try to hurt them. The first one we shall protect is named Crisis.
Nah, they wouldn't protect Crisis. She's too human-like. They don't care about humans Actually they'll see her eating humans and make an exception. Then they'll try to be all nice to her. Then she'll solve all our problems for us, one gulp at a time! *hooorah* | |
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Karbo Evil admin
Posts : 3812 Join date : 2007-12-08
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Sun May 18, 2008 6:20 am | |
| Nice ones again | |
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DorianTheBlind Roaming thug
Posts : 105 Join date : 2008-05-16 Age : 33 Location : Western Felarya
| Subject: Re: Classic Felarya quotes Sun May 18, 2008 11:22 am | |
| "C'mon guys, we can rest in this cave...huh, it's awfully damp in here..." -Tasslehofff Burrfoot, first (and last) day in Felarya
"Relax guy's he's blind"
"I'm gonna go for a swim, be right back"
"Nagas? psh, yeah right, nagas don't exist" | |
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