Sokanzu Generator

This link http://en.genzu.net/sokan/ is to another generator, from the same page as the weapon generator Flare linked. It generates an "Interpersonal Correlation map", basically, a diagram of the relationship between the people whose names you input. Like the weapon generator, this can be surprisingly accurate in some cases, less so in others, and downright hilarious in special cases. For instance, when you input Arsinoe, Faldhatee, Menyssan, Arale, and Iridan you wind up with the following relationships:

Arsinoe <-> Faldhatee: "Wiretapping Friends"
Arsinoe <-> Arale: "Body Touch Friends" (This is either what the Japanese refer to as "skinship", or... something else, if you know what I mean.)
Arsinoe <-> Iridan: "Secret Friends" (Arale: "I knew it! Suddenly, it all makes sense!")
Arsinoe -> Menyssan: "Employer". (Hmmmmm.)
Menyssan -> Arsinoe: "Bodyguard". (Really, now?)
Menyssan -> Faldhatee: "Follower"
Menyssan <-> Arale: "Acquaintance"
Menyssan <-> Iridan: "Embarrassed" (Hmmmmm.)
Faldhatee -> Menyssan: "Boss" (Well, duh.)
Faldhatee <-> Iridan: "Embarrassed" (Makes one wonder exactly what Iridan has been up to, doesn't it?)
Faldhatee -> Arale: "Evil" (Arale is such a schemer!)
Arale -> Faldhatee: "Justice"
Arale -> Iridan: "Forcible"
Iridan -> Arale: "Subordination"

The way this works is that the first box you encounter traveling towards a person indicates how the other person views them/feels about them. If there is only a single box on the line, that means that the feeling is mutual between both people.

Following the line from Menyssan's name to Faldhatée's name, the first box you encounter says "Boss". This doesn't mean that Menyssan thinks she is Faldhatée's boss, it is how she sees Faldhatée. Likewise, moving from Faldhatée to Menyssan, the first box is "Follower", which is what Faldhatée thinks of Menyssan.

Mess around with it and have fun, some of the results are pretty interesting. The name for a character who will be appearing in one of my planned stories (set in Hell) results in another "Wiretapping Friends" relationship for Arsinoë. The Queen of Archeron really does like to know everything going on!

Gunther--[indifference]--Rythmear (Correct considering we've never met)
Umbrella Man--[wonder]--Rythmear (Correct, no idea who that guy is)
Ezekiel --[unfinished]--Rythmear (True, our relationship hasn't yet been determined)
Rythmear--[comrades]--Anko (Blatantly incorrect)
Gunther--[comrades]--Umbrella Man (Correct)
Gunther--[friend]--Anko (In its own twisted way, true)
Umbrella Man--[indifference]--Anko (So horribly incorrect)
Ezekiel --[sadist]--[masochist]--Umbrella Man (Erm - wut??)
Ezekiel --[accomplice]--Anko (Massively correct)
Gunther--[sadist]--[masochist]--Ezekiel (Correct - pwnt)

*Chuck


LOL this is so Funny and TRUE it deserves a screen shot




ahahha

It gives me Sex Friend with Claire and Dridders..... Claire is going to kill me.

Claire and Crisis secret friends...well i'll just say thats not impossiable. ^___^

Dridders and Nagas still hate eachother accourding to this LOL.

Crisis and Dridders Strip friends ahahhaahhaha.

I've tried with my true name , Atlas and some Felarya characters... and ... well... XD

Crisis--[acquaintance]--Anna
Crisis--[employer]--[bodyguard]--Mathieu ( OK )
Crisis--[embarrassed]--Atlas
Crisis--[friend]--Drayla (true )
Mathieu--[comrades]--Anna
Anna--[friend]--Drayla
Drayla--[unfinished]--Atlas
Anna--[evil]--[justice]--Atlas
Mathieu--[sex friend]--Drayla
Mathieu--[sadist]--[masochist]--Atlas (what the ...)
Crisis--[acquaintance]--Anko
Anko--[guest]--[clerk]--Atlas
Anko--[friend]--Drayla (posible???)
Mathieu--[Body touch friend]--Anko

Claire wrote:

LOL this is so Funny and TRUE it deserves a screen shot

ahahha

Okay, those are awesome.

Claire wrote:

Claire and Crisis secret friends...well i'll just say thats not impossiable. ^___^

This just screams for a fullblown "Sure, she's the enemy... but the only one allowed to defeat her is me!" dramatic rescue at the last moment, complete with theme music.

Claire wrote:

Dridders and Nagas still hate eachother accourding to this LOL.

It's funny, because you get some of these that are completely out of left field, and then the ones that are frighteningly accurate.

Claire wrote:

Crisis and Dridders Strip friends ahahhaahhaha.

Rythmear wrote:

Gunther--[indifference]--Rythmear (Correct considering we've never met)
Gunther--[comrades]--Umbrella Man (Correct)
Gunther--[friend]--Anko (In its own twisted way, true)
Gunther--[sadist]--[masochist]--Ezekiel (Correct - pwnt)

Interesting. I think you might like this one, too. Although, it seems to be a little off.

Gunther--[opponent]--Humans (Absolutely true, even if the other Humans don't realize it until it's too late)
Humans--[employer]--[bodyguard]--Predators (Not true, in most cases)
Gunther--[assailant]--[victim]--Predators (Could be considered true in general terms, but doesn't always apply)

Hmm, only 1 out of 3. Not too accurate, right? Now, want to see a magic trick?

Gunther--[opponent]--Humans
Predators--[employer]--[bodyguard]--Gunther
Humans--[assailant]--[victim]--Predators

Just swap 'Gunther' and 'Humans' between the second and third lines and 'Gunther' and 'Predators' in the second line; Now it makes perfect, albeit twisted, sense.

Woah, the accuracy of this thing almost reveals spoilers!

Nephanim--[opponent]--Berg
Etone--[indifference]--Nephanim
Berg--[guest]--[clerk]--Feign <-- Dunno what this means.
Etone--[friend]--Feign
Etone--[friend]--Thyne

Etone--[master]--[apprentice]--Berg <--Kinda innacurate

Nephanim--[evil]--[justice]--Feign <-- Wrap your brain around this and the next two for a sec...
Thyne--[evil]--[justice]--Nephanim <--
Thyne--[accomplice]--Feign <--


Thyne--[costume play friend]--Berg <-- Totally wrong! Oh god, so so wrong.

Crisis--[acquaintance]--Anko
Anko--[sex friend]--Fish
Fish--[miracle]--Crisis

Alrighty then.

Monty--[acquaintance]--Anna
Crisis--[acquaintance]--Anna
Crisis--[less than lover]--Monty
Katrika--[accomplice]--Crisis
Katrika--[sex friend]--Anna



Fish--[opposition]--neko
Anko--[guest]--[clerk]--neko
Anko--[sex friend]--Fish

I always thought me and Anko would get along... Switch neko and Anko's roles and it's pretty accurate.

Let's see what the guardians have been up to...

Nemyra--[friend]--Quaz
Nemyra--[wonder]--Notys
Notys--[guest]--[clerk]--Quaz
Notys--[opposition]--Mercreti
Nemyra--[less than lover]--Mercreti
Mercreti--[sex friend]--Quaz

Mercreti and Quaz... Who knew?

In the spirit of "It's so funny, it demands screenshots!"



Enough said.

(I didn't use "Children" because it was somewhat inappropriate, and neither "Gamera the Invincible" nor "Children Everywhere" would fit )

Nice.

Mantis--[boss]--[follower]--Fish
Mantis--[friend]--Monty
Monty--[teacher]--[student]--Fish
Silvia--[strip friend]--Mantis
Silvia--[doubtful]--Monty

When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go...

Feign wrote:

Woah, the accuracy of this thing almost reveals spoilers!

Seriously.

Feign wrote:

Berg--[guest]--[clerk]--Feign <-- Dunno what this means.

Hard to tell. There needs to be a way to display the relationships in kanji and kana; I have a strong feeling that "clerk" in this instance actually means "host", but it's impossible to know without more context.

If that is the case, then Feign is Berg's host? In terms of providing him with a place to live, food, safety, and/or anything else that would apply? Does that fit any better (I'm not familar with your characters, regrettably)?

Feign wrote:

Thyne--[costume play friend]--Berg <-- Totally wrong! Oh god, so so wrong.

It's always the ones you least expect that have the secret cosplay fetish.

/Fish/ wrote:

Anko--[sex friend]--Fish ... I always thought me and Anko would get along...

"Getting along", is that what they're calling it these days? Regardless, nice.

/Fish/ wrote:

Anko--[guest]--[clerk]--neko ... Switch neko and Anko's roles and it's pretty accurate.

Actually, that one's fairly accurate as it is. Remember, non-mutual relationships are determined moving towards the other party.

Anko -- [guest]--> neko ("Welcome to my parlor", said Anko to the Neko)
Anko <-- [clerk] -- neko (Nekos check into Anko's belly, but they don't check out)

Does that clear things up?

Xiao--[hostility]--Alex
Xiao--[accomplice]--Flare
Flare--[sex friend]--Alex



SO wrong. No hostility between me, Xiao, and Alex. Xiao and Alex are the lovers, and Flare is just friends with them.

Malahite--[friend]--Alex Makes sense.
Alex--[teacher]--[student]--Claire Alex would get a kick out of this.
Moony--[friend]--Alex Maybe, dunno for sure.
Moony--[comrades]--Claire Some reason I feel this is unlikely.
Malahite--[less than lover]--Flare ... Okay then.
Malahite--[sex friend]--Claire Alright, a little bit crazy.
Moony--[costume play friend]--Malahite Plausible, I do look good dressed as a Commissar.
Flare--[sex friend]--Alex I cannot form proper words to describe this statement.
Flare--[costume play friend]--Claire Can't say.
Moony--[sex friend]--Flare Practice some self-control Flare!

Well, Lamia are known to have several lovers at once...>_>

Flare wrote:

SO wrong. No hostility between me, Xiao, and Alex. Xiao and Alex are the lovers, and Flare is just friends with them.

You know, I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt. I really was! But between this:

Flare wrote:

Flare--[sex friend]--Alex

this:

Malahite wrote:

Flare--[sex friend]--Alex

and this:

Malahite wrote:

Moony--[sex friend]--Flare

I have to agree with Malahite:

Malahite wrote:

Practice some self-control Flare!

I hear they have support groups for that sort of thing. Or maybe we can throw you an intervention, or something! Just tell us if you need

(Yes, I am completely and totally joking; this is just too funny not to tease you about. Man, I love this generator. )

Mania-[apprentice]-[master]-Aurora
Mania-[embarrassed]-Hitomi
Mania-[embarrassed]-Crisis
Mania-[subordination]-[forcible]-Anna
Mania-[comrade-in-arms]-Katrika
Mania-[opposition]-Alucard
Mania-[subordination]-[forcible]-Anko
Mania-[embarrassed]-Vivian
Mania-[comrades]-Magdalene (Huh?)
Mania-[former lover]-Namesta (Surprised?)
Mania-[opponent]-Elle (Hell yeah!)
Mania-[comrade-in-arms]-Temi
Mania-[embarrassed]-Melany
Mania-[acquaintance]-Aya
Mania-[comrades]-Shadow
Mania-[secret friend]-Sonic
Mania-[embarrassed]-Samus
Mania-[embarrassed]-Lea
Mania-[victim]-[assailant]-Jake (Huh?)
Tanya-[strip friend]-Alucard (What?!)
Aurora-[unfinished]-Seliky (And just what do you mean by that?)
Aurora-[subordinate]-[boss]-Tiffany (That'll be the day.)
Tanya-[strip friend]-Dracula (Again, What?!)
Mania-[justice]-[evil]-Ryla
Anna-[former lover]-Vivian (No comment...)
Anna-[costume play friend]-Namesta (Huh?)
Vivian-[indifference]-Namesta
Crisis-[interesting]-Namesta

Freman--[embarrassed]--Roman I take this more to mean the Freman embarrassed by how the Romans act than anything else.
Imperial -- -- Felarya Due to the lack of a response, I take it they never met. Which I assume means there was finally a Civilization out there smart enough to not set foot inside Felarya. Linkie to Picture
Miratan--[comrades]--Roman I guess this sort of makes sense.
Ignisian--[friend]--Felaryan Daimo would be better to speak on this than me, but something tells me unlikely.
Freman--[hostility]--Miratan Likely, Freman weren't the most peaceful bunch.
Freman--[employer]--[bodyguard]--Ignisian However, they never ran across an Alien Species before. Plus, the Freman live on a planet that's probably the closest the Ignisians will find to their own capable of supporting human life.
Miratan--[acquaintance]--Imperial ... It's possible. The warp flings people all over the place, the the Miratans may have come across a backwater IoM world one day through a portal.
Imperial--[embarrassed]--Ignisian Likely has to deal with either technology (Again, not completely sure on their tech) or maybe the fact that they didn't notice them because of the type of planet they lived on.
Miratan--[embarrassed]--Ignisian Likely either awed by their power, or their success' on Felarya.
Ignisian--[less than lover]--Roman They'd probably find their military style decent, but then again everyone loves Legionnaires.
Felaryan--[strip friend]--Roman Felaryans are everyone's strip friends. They'll tear off any clothes you force on them in a moment's notice.
Freman--[evil]--[justice]--Felaryan Freman would likely seem evil to many Felaryans (Many saw them as Savages at first glance), though this would likely change quickly when either side attacked.
Imperial--[comrades]--Roman I can see this, the IoM would likely just claim to be warriors of the Gods and serve a greater Emperor.
Freman--[hostility]--Imperial Gee, an Imperium attempting to likely take control of the planet and either run a massive terraforming campaign or mass-harvest Spice, I wonder why the Freman would hate that.

Uh... wow.



Just... wow.



Also surprising, although not quite as much... the generator apparently will not provide any relationship between Vivian and Crisis. Interesting.

TheQuantumMechanic wrote:

Feign wrote:

Berg--[guest]--[clerk]--Feign <-- Dunno what this means.

Hard to tell. There needs to be a way to display the relationships in kanji and kana; I have a strong feeling that "clerk" in this instance actually means "host", but it's impossible to know without more context.

If that is the case, then Feign is Berg's host? In terms of providing him with a place to live, food, safety, and/or anything else that would apply? Does that fit any better (I'm not familar with your characters, regrettably)?

Well, it's almost the other way around, though Berg is really pretty indifferent towards... Everything that he isn't killing.
... Who says a one dimensional character is a bad thing?

TheQuantumMechanic wrote:

Feign wrote:

Thyne--[costume play friend]--Berg <-- Totally wrong! Oh god, so so wrong.

It's always the ones you least expect that have the secret cosplay fetish.

But... But... No... They're like brother and sister, and it's not that kind of fic!

TheQuantumMechanic wrote:

Uh... wow.

Shocked

Just... wow.

DOES WANT!

Check this out! This is five of my favorite villains and how they connect.

Diva--[employer]--[bodyguard]--Light (Saya's going to have some trouble there.)
Diva--[acquaintance]--Freddy (Freddy's true origin, maybe?)
Pinhead--[friend]--Light (At least somebody approves of what Light is doing.)
Light--[embarrassed]--Jigsaw (Light was caught in a trap and Jigsaw realized he had the wrong person.)
Pinhead--[embarrassed]--Freddy (Pinhead has to deal with this guy again and Freddy is back in Hell.)
Jigsaw--[opponent]--Freddy (A possible movie idea?)
Pinhead--[indifference]--Jigsaw (Don't care.)
Diva--[less than lover]--Jigsaw (Well... no comment.)
Pinhead--[sex friend]--Diva (How well did that go, I wonder?!)
Light--[accomplice]--Freddy (Freddy's secret weapon: Kira!)

Wow. The previous posts just shocked me.

Anyway, here's what I did:

Alex - friend - Crisis (what a relief)

Xiao - body touch friend - Crisis (I think in this case body touch means her touching the stomach lining inside Crisis *shivers*)

Xiao - employer - bodyguard - Anna (...... no comment)

Alex - rival - Anna (wow. Accurate)

Quaz - friend - Nemyra (lol wut?)

Heh.

Keeping in mind how the relationships work, I've discovered the real reason Erica gets touchy when her heritage is questioned.

GoldenHarp--[boss]--[follower]--Erica (the '-ies' got cut off.)

Erica, long lost Princess of the Golden Harpies? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Edit: That, or perhaps her desire to hoarde shiny things even awes the subspecies of Harpy best known for it.

Gibby/Joanna =friend (correct)!
Me/Fish= commrad in arms (wtf?)
me/Me=Aquantinces (what?))

TheQuantumMechanic wrote:

Anko -- [guest]--> neko ("Welcome to my parlor", said Anko to the Neko)
Anko <-- [clerk] -- neko (Nekos check into Anko's belly, but they don't check out)

Does that clear things up?

That's what I meant. >_>

Warrior3000 wrote:

Me/Fish= commrad in arms (wtf?)

WE CHARGE INTO BATTLE NOW! YOU FIRST, MEAT SHIELD!

Q--[comrades]--Fish

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Katrika--[secret friend]--Fish ^^

Universe--[hostility]--Life
Everything--[friend]--Life
Death--[opponent]--Everything
Death--[secret friend]--Universe
Death--[miracle]--Life

... Wat?

/Fish/ wrote:

TheQuantumMechanic wrote:

Anko -- [guest]--> neko ("Welcome to my parlor", said Anko to the Neko)
Anko <-- [clerk] -- neko (Nekos check into Anko's belly, but they don't check out)

Does that clear things up?

That's what I meant. >_>

*nod* That's what I figured you mean. But that is how it reads originally. You don't need to switch the roles of Anko and the Neko to get that reading.

/Fish/ wrote:

Warrior3000 wrote:

Me/Fish= commrad in arms (wtf?)

WE CHARGE INTO BATTLE NOW! YOU FIRST, MEAT SHIELD!

You know, I feel sorry for the poor, poor bastard who draws "Comrades in arms" with Gunther. Talk about false sense of security.

/Fish/ wrote:

Katrika--[secret friend]--Fish ^^

Hmm. I wonder in this case if friend means "Friend", or "Emergency Food Supply".

This next one is neat!

/Fish/ wrote:

Universe--[hostility]--Life
Everything--[friend]--Life
Death--[opponent]--Everything
Death--[secret friend]--Universe
Death--[miracle]--Life

... Wat?

Universe-gone-Emo, to Life: "I hate you. All of you. Go die in a fire. Ia. Ia. Cthulhu F'thagn."
Life, to Universe: "Yeesh, what the hell is your problem? Trying to mind my own business and thrive over here. Bitch."
Life, to Everything in the Universe: "My landlord sucks. Do you guys want to be my friends?"
Everything, to Life: "HELL YEAH!"
Death, to Everything: "Meh. It won't last. I will personally guarantee it."
Everything: "Two words: Bring it."
Death, to Universe: "You know, I want to end everything in existence. And I like your shoes. We should hang out together."
Universe, to Death: "Wow, that's awesome. I want to see the end of everything in existence! Thanks! <3 We should totally hang out!"
Death, to Life: "*huffing and out of breath* Damn, you're fast. Hold still so I can kill you, darnit."
Life, to Death: "Not a chance. Nice job, though, you almost caught me that last time. If you try a little harder, you'll get me next time, for sure."

This has been a TQM production. I hope you enjoyed it.