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PostSubject: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:47 am

as the topic says^^
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:53 am

I will go back to sleep Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:05 am

Same as Gwada.

You see, one of two things happens when I'm in my bed in the morning and I wake up:

1) I force myself back to sleep. This is regardless to what is going on around me, or how matters have changed. Crisis would look down, see someone basically go "five more minutes", then doze off. Whether she would chuckle or feel insulted at being ignored, I don't know.

2) Be stunned into silence as I ponder my last few moments before a painful death.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:40 am

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Same as Gwada.

You see, one of two things happens when I'm in my bed in the morning and I wake up:

1) I force myself back to sleep. This is regardless to what is going on around me, or how matters have changed. Crisis would look down, see someone basically go "five more minutes", then doze off. Whether she would chuckle or feel insulted at being ignored, I don't know.

2) Be stunned into silence as I ponder my last few moments before a painful death.

She would so chuckle
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:11 am

What roof? She'd have to smash off the 2 floors above my room. Not that it would be any harder, it might give me time to hide in the basement.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:15 am

Well, in a scenario where Crisis is suddenly real, then in theory, so would other fictional beings. That noted, it would be about two seconds before Rygama burst out of my koi pond and ate her.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:19 am

I'd do something similar to Gregole.

And if I didn't, I'd recite her entire life to her and say I know her creator. She couldn't eat me then, especially if I could get her huge meals.

(a visit to the state penitentiary, anyone?)
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:59 pm

hmmm, sorry its just too complicated ^_^;
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:01 pm

just tell what you think you would do, if you wake up and crisis then tears the roof of your home^^
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:06 pm

I would remain speechless as I had a nosebleed
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:14 pm

mikeimp wrote:
I would remain speechless as I had a nosebleed
Humorously enough, if made aware of the diseases of our world this may save you as she assumes you have some horrible disease that leaves you bedridden and causes internal bleeding.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:23 pm

I wonder if she even know what a disease is, since they aren't present in Felarya.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:57 pm

Very Happy

Well, I usually wish her a good morning and ask her what she wants.

Then Katrika and Kitty glomp her.

Now if you wnat something really interesting to happen-have Anna tear my roof off!

Wink

(On further reflection I guess I'd also check the Yellow Pages for a good contractor)


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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:04 pm

I would get a camera.

No seriously, think about it. The wiki states that Crisis is fascinated by technology. I take her picture, show her the way it captures images and movies, and print out an extra big one for her to keep. I can just imagine her pointing at the computer monitor squealing "That's me!" like an excited child. She might take the camera to Anna to show her, but I doubt I'd complain. (Especially if I could copy the images and such first!)

Failling that, I would grab the left over pain medication from my ear infection and drug myself into a stupor. That way, at least I could go back to sleep after she ate me.


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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:59 pm

If she was real, I would be Lightning, then me and my other characters would do a four way team on her, her taking on Fire, Electricity, Water and Shadow(Heh, order of the books in my series) masters, especially with the first two being predators themselves.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:09 pm

"Damnit, reveille is at 0800 and I dont have firewatch today, leave me alone."
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:41 pm

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"Damnit, reveille is at 0800 and I dont have firewatch today, leave me alone."

If I wasn't Lightning, I would look at Crisis, and tell her I've been through so much hell that the pain of the stomach acids slowly digesting me wouldn't matter at all and I would tell her that the guy above me is indeed edible
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:53 pm

That would likely just wind up with getting you both eaten.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:08 pm

I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:59 pm

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I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.
oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:31 am

lami wrote:
Daejien wrote:
I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.
oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

You've never met someone tired of how life treats them, have you?
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:45 am

"Hi Crisis."

Hey, no one ever said she was hungry. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:12 am

Flare wrote:
"Hi Crisis."

Hey, no one ever said she was hungry. Razz

she always is^^
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:31 am

Reptillian wrote:
Flare wrote:
"Hi Crisis."

Hey, no one ever said she was hungry. Razz

she always is^^

Well-you better hope that you have enough to feed her. I'm ok. I've got a High School just up the road.

Anyway-I'm a little surprised no one said the first thing they'd do would be to doubt their sanity. (or how much they'd been drinking the night before)
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:34 am

I'd likely try to make the argument that the guys who live in the building next door would probably make better meals. If that doesn't work, I'm doomed, and would probably spend the last couple of minutes of life wondering where it all went wrong. A good stare at a giant naked naga would liven things up though.
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