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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:57 am

it's worth a try though XP
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:03 am

"Do, or do not. There is no try."
Sorry, my thing anymore when someone says try.


Anyway, on topic:
If she did take off my roof, and it's a school night, the first to go would be my sister and quite possibly the cat. If not, she'd ignore my house or look through the windows to find a snack. 3 story German buildings ruin my dreams when half the room is cut off because of a low roof.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:00 pm

I would Eat Her Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:32 pm

Sineria. wrote:
I would Eat Her Very Mad

...you would.

/scared
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:50 am

I think that I would FIRE MA LAZAR!!! BLARRRRGGGGG!!!!

Just sayin'.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:49 am

Just because reverse psychology isn't funny anymore, I suppose I could resort to refuge in audacity and shock value. At home, I'd be screwed, since... well, if she rips off the roof the bookshelf next to my bed would probably fall on top of me and I'd go squash, but if I survive...

...it's surprise marriage proposal time!

And while she thinks her answer [which I don't expect to be a yes, I might be attractive but I'm not that conceited], I'll...

1- unplug the TV and hope she gets her mouth close enough for the cables to reach all the way into her throat.
2- Alternatively, pick some cleaning fluid from their cabinets. I know she won't find me tasty if I taste like chlorine or bleach.
3- See if I can talk her out of eating me. Yeah, doomed, am I not?

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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:26 am

I know Crisis loves music, so I'd turn on some music, lipsync, and pray to God that she buys it.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:50 am

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2- Alternatively, pick some cleaning fluid from their cabinets. I know she won't find me tasty if I taste like chlorine or bleach.
This would work, except those chemicals will also burn your skin or at least do some damage...
But then so would the alternative.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:37 pm

It would be an interesting change to the way things normally go.

Well other than shock and the thought of my imminent demise probably try and strike up a conversation.

megh do have a lot of knives may try and fight for my life depends on how bad yesterday was
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:42 pm

Play dead. I'm pretty sure predators don't like eating things that are already dead.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:00 pm

But their predator sense is likely what led her to you in the first place. And knowing Crisis, she would probably assume you're sleeping and call you breakfast in bed.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:38 pm

gt500x wrote:
But their predator sense is likely what led her to you in the first place.
The sense isn't radar you know. Razz

gt500x wrote:
And knowing Crisis, she would probably assume you're sleeping and call you breakfast in bed.
Breakfast. In bed. That's a good one. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:02 pm

I might not be awake by then. If I was, I'd tell her to come back in the afternoon when I was less sleepy. Of course if that worked, by the n I'd be long gone.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:22 am

itsmeyouidiot wrote:
Play dead. I'm pretty sure predators don't like eating things that are already dead.

playing possum might work but how long can you pretend to be dead before she wonders off?
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:20 am

Kai Leingod wrote:
itsmeyouidiot wrote:
Play dead. I'm pretty sure predators don't like eating things that are already dead.

playing possum might work but how long can you pretend to be dead before she wonders off?

Also she might git the idea barbycue if you dont smell dead and she culd check your brathing and hart beat
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:08 pm

dragonjaj wrote:
Kai Leingod wrote:
itsmeyouidiot wrote:
Play dead. I'm pretty sure predators don't like eating things that are already dead.

playing possum might work but how long can you pretend to be dead before she wonders off?

Also she might git the idea barbycue if you dont smell dead and she culd check your brathing and hart beat

I would go for more of feigning illness or something like that
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:10 pm

Kai Leingod wrote:
dragonjaj wrote:
Kai Leingod wrote:
itsmeyouidiot wrote:
Play dead. I'm pretty sure predators don't like eating things that are already dead.

playing possum might work but how long can you pretend to be dead before she wonders off?

Also she might git the idea barbycue if you dont smell dead and she culd check your brathing and hart beat

I would go for more of feigning illness or something like that

shes from felarya she dosnt know what illness is
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:36 pm

dragonjaj wrote:
Kai Leingod wrote:
dragonjaj wrote:
Kai Leingod wrote:
itsmeyouidiot wrote:
Play dead. I'm pretty sure predators don't like eating things that are already dead.

playing possum might work but how long can you pretend to be dead before she wonders off?

Also she might git the idea barbycue if you dont smell dead and she culd check your brathing and hart beat

I would go for more of feigning illness or something like that

shes from felarya she dosnt know what illness is

Well that just sucks. I'm so calling war of the worlds over this no illness in Felarya must lead to a weaker immune system no matter how big you are bacteria is tuff stuff.

Edit: it could be like out of star trek where in one episode there where genetically engineered super humans who's body defenses would attack bacteria externally instead of internally. or something like that considering the amount of diseases in jungles and the amount of fungus that just wants to give you a bad day it seems the most logical step thinking about it.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:23 pm

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Well that just sucks. I'm so calling war of the worlds over this no illness in Felarya must lead to a weaker immune system no matter how big you are bacteria is tuff stuff.

Edit: it could be like out of star trek where in one episode there where genetically engineered super humans who's body defenses would attack bacteria externally instead of internally. or something like that considering the amount of diseases in jungles and the amount of fungus that just wants to give you a bad day it seems the most logical step thinking about it.

Its a misticle felarya thing there bodys have eternle youth and fast healing so no desaies can take root there.

Also its more likely your house got sent there then her coming here do to the randome portoles that open to felarya and suck people there.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:04 pm

dragonjaj wrote:

Its a misticle felarya thing there bodys have eternle youth and fast healing so no desaies can take root there.

Also its more likely your house got sent there then her coming here do to the randome portoles that open to felarya and suck people there.

that's why I went with the "I'm poisonous" route... Poison still works in Felarya after all
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:54 pm

Prof.Nekko wrote:
dragonjaj wrote:

Its a misticle felarya thing there bodys have eternle youth and fast healing so no desaies can take root there.

Also its more likely your house got sent there then her coming here do to the randome portoles that open to felarya and suck people there.

that's why I went with the "I'm poisonous" route... Poison still works in Felarya after all
Well, kinda.
Weak poisons don't but strong ones do. I imagine the minimum dose to have an effect is still quite high for a pred.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:21 am

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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:04 am

macdaddy wrote:

Yes Mac if Crisis sees your face she'll probably decide she's not that hungry
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:52 am

Prof.Nekko wrote:
macdaddy wrote:
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu328/zerosignal/1250094057061.jpg

Yes Mac if Crisis sees your face she'll probably decide she's not that hungry

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:34 am

I would break into song. This song, actually.
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