morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???

"Damnit, reveille is at 0800 and I dont have firewatch today, leave me alone."

Mentalguy wrote:

"Damnit, reveille is at 0800 and I dont have firewatch today, leave me alone."

If I wasn't Lightning, I would look at Crisis, and tell her I've been through so much hell that the pain of the stomach acids slowly digesting me wouldn't matter at all and I would tell her that the guy above me is indeed edible

That would likely just wind up with getting you both eaten.

I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.

Daejien wrote:

I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.

oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

lami wrote:

Daejien wrote:

I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.

oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

You've never met someone tired of how life treats them, have you?

"Hi Crisis."

Hey, no one ever said she was hungry.

Flare wrote:

"Hi Crisis."

Hey, no one ever said she was hungry.

she always is^^

Reptillian wrote:

Flare wrote:

"Hi Crisis."

Hey, no one ever said she was hungry.

she always is^^

Well-you better hope that you have enough to feed her. I'm ok. I've got a High School just up the road.

Anyway-I'm a little surprised no one said the first thing they'd do would be to doubt their sanity. (or how much they'd been drinking the night before)

I'd likely try to make the argument that the guys who live in the building next door would probably make better meals. If that doesn't work, I'm doomed, and would probably spend the last couple of minutes of life wondering where it all went wrong. A good stare at a giant naked naga would liven things up though.

Daejien wrote:

If I wasn't Lightning, I would look at Crisis, and tell her I've been through so much hell that the pain of the stomach acids slowly digesting me wouldn't matter at all and I would tell her that the guy above me is indeed edible

that would end up with you being shot.

Zoekin wrote:

Reptillian wrote:

Flare wrote:

"Hi Crisis."

Hey, no one ever said she was hungry.

she always is^^

Well-you better hope that you have enough to feed her. I'm ok. I've got a High School just up the road.

Anyway-I'm a little surprised no one said the first thing they'd do would be to doubt their sanity. (or how much they'd been drinking the night before)

Well, she does seem to be entranced by people with interesting hobbies and stories. And I've been around the world too. ^_^

And if worse comes to worse, I'd point out that there's a bunch more Army folk then Marines...and they tend to be on average slower, and therefore easior to catch.

Daejien wrote:

lami wrote:

Daejien wrote:

I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.

oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

You've never met someone tired of how life treats them, have you?

yes i have, I just find the attitude fucking retarded. =3

lami wrote:

Daejien wrote:

lami wrote:

Daejien wrote:

I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.

oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

You've never met someone tired of how life treats them, have you?

yes i have, I just find the attitude fucking retarded. =3

I find it rather sad and worrying myself.

Katrika-" 'Walk down her throat?' Where's the fun in that? We like to HUNT! Maybe Vivian would like that or Masumi."

Zoekin wrote:

lami wrote:

Daejien wrote:

lami wrote:

Daejien wrote:

I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.

oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

You've never met someone tired of how life treats them, have you?

yes i have, I just find the attitude fucking retarded. =3

I find it rather sad and worrying myself.

Katrika-" 'Walk down her throat?' Where's the fun in that? We like to HUNT! Maybe Vivian would like that or Masumi."

Aki-"..I-its pretty exhillerating for us too... "

Although often i think preds don't enjoy their meals very much, Maybe i should teach them japanese grace.

Back to topic.....................




Ok-Crisis tears my roof off-first thing I'm going to do is pray that she recognises me as Katrika's Grand-pop. Otherwise I'm as good as dead. I would of course if eaten-kick and struggle as much as possible. I'd hate to disappoint such a pretty naga by being a forgettable meal.

Otherwise-I'm sure we'd have a LOT to talk about. (Anna for instance)

But as GREGOLE pointed out-if Crisis is real-then so are all the other Felarya characters-including Tanya.

OMG!

Tanya-"Hey! I heard that!"

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

Oh my God no.

I forgot about Terror.

*dies from the shock of imagining a certain dear friend pantless*

Flare wrote:

And if worse comes to worse, I'd point out that there's a bunch more Army folk then Marines...and they tend to be on average slower, and therefore easior to catch.

You'd probably be best off pointing out to her that she's in the middle of a first encounter. When surrounded by potentially hostile military forces, who do have the power to take her out if she proves to be a threat.

She's smart. She'd see the value in not only sparing your life, but likely attempting to make an alliance with the military. Could also likely give her a big relations boost with Anna. "Look what I found for you!"

I would seriously tell her that if she were to eat me, she wouldn't get my technology, nor the military's tech as a trade for our lives, they'd just kill her.

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)

Reptillian wrote:

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)

i dont think that i speak for just myself when i say i could easily see this in a robot chicken.

lami wrote:

Reptillian wrote:

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)

i dont think that i speak for just myself when i say i could easily see this in a robot chicken.

Lmao XD seriously? robot chicken? awesome I love that show! and that IS what I would really do, I LOVE my posters and I sleep pantsless so yeah XD

Me: OH NOEZ!! *screams and runs round in circles until hits wall face first and is knocked unconcious*

Thats how it will probably happen -_-

HAHAHA i think Crisis Would laugh like hell

OR

maybe she would just wonder if you were edible