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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:32 am

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I rather doubt nuking Crisis when she's standing right over you would be a feasible option...
Last off topic reply, I never said nuke her. I was just replying to a comment on proving you are the ruler of a country. Nuke something else lol. because only the leaders get "the button"
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:51 pm

" I have prepared for this day" Pushs a button and the bed drops down into a Bunker deep unground. and then let her see a pop Giant Tv screen and video of me laughing
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:57 pm

Realisticly I would probly get of my bed slowly, but then she would of already picked me up and eaten me. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:35 pm

I live in the basement, so Id be safe Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:36 pm

Plan A : Quick grab her attenion and tell the Square-Cube law.

Plan B: Grab the loaded M72 LAW thats next to my bed, fire it at her, then retreat into the tornado shelter in the basement as quickly as possable.

Plan C: Warn her of the vairous science experiments in the house which that if the delict blance between the componets are disruped even for secound they will explode in a very voilent manner simular that of a kilogram of HMX.

Plan D: Hope the teleporter is working that day.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:50 pm

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Plan A : Quick grab her attenion and tell the Square-Cube law.

Plan B: Grab the loaded M72 LAW thats next to my bed, fire it at her, then retreat into the tornado shelter in the basement as quickly as possable.

Plan C: Warn her of the vairous science experiments in the house which that if the delict blance between the componets are disruped even for secound they will explode in a very voilent manner simular that of a kilogram of HMX.

Plan D: Hope the teleporter is working that day.

uh, you do realize bullets wont hurt her and your words will fall on deaf ears ^^;
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:05 pm

Umm Axel Hunter, The M72 LAW is not a Gun It is a Light Anti Tank weapon but still a Anti Tank weapon Neatheraless which means that it will work agianst a pred like crisis


does ths look like a bullet? Before saying a statement that involes Real life Military Weapons you should at the very least research anything about any Item mentioned or used in the topic that you have no pior knowlege about, I am sorry for sounding Rude but Honest get you weapons straight


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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:11 pm

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Umm Axel Hunter, The M72 LAW is not a Gun It is a Light Anti Tank weapon but still a Anti Tank weapon Neatheraless which means that it will work agianst a pred like crisis see image below of the M72's Rocket





does ths look like a bullet to you? No it shouldnt, Before saying a statement that involes Real life Military Weapons you should at the very least research anything about any Item mentioned or used in the topic that you have no pior knowlege about, I am sorry for sounding Rude but Honest get you weapons straight

sorry, but anyhting military based dosent exist in my felarya work, nor despite my brother being in the military I have no interest in those stupid weapons anyway. Grow up luke before you reply
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:15 pm

Then please tell me why you called the M72 LAW's Anti Tank Rocket a Bullet confused ? once we clear that up then we can put this behind us and move onto all the cool, strange and funky reactios we would have if we meet crisis unexpectantly in the morning after she tore the roof off. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:23 pm

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Then please tell me why you called the M72 LAW's Anti Tank Rocket a Bullet confused ? once we clear that up then we can put this behind us and move onto all the cool, strange and funky reactios we would have if we meet crisis unexpectantly in the morning after she tore the roof off. Smile

maybe because I never heard of it and assumed it was just a pistol that fired bullets. I'm not a military weapons genius as we so politely concluded
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:27 pm

Reasonable, ok now back on topic

I would most likely throw a few smoke grenades at her and then try to escape down a manhole where she wouldnt find me.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:29 pm

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Reasonable, ok now back on topic

I would most likely throw a few smoke grenades at her and then try to escape down a manhole where she wouldnt find me.

lol, good luck hiding from her predator sense.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:06 pm

Yes But she'll just eat all the fat people on the surface before she can get me and we she's done eattting all the fat kids i will be well on my way to the USSR Evil laugh
But If she does catch me before i can board a flight to siberia then I shall say the defacto oh shit line i have. "Aaaaawww Fuck me, I'm screwed" and then My last drink would be a jug of pure good old Moonshine XD
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:53 am

What is it with you guys and using military weapons? Why not something different like magic or melee weapons?
In my case I would probably mind crush her and If that doesn't work I would break out the deadly neurotoxin's
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:06 am

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What is it with you guys and using military weapons? Why not something different like magic or melee weapons?

because they are following a primitive saying, "fair is good, BUT GUNS ARE BETTER!"

If you ask me, earth based guns should not have a place in felarya (unless its old fashioned or futuristic)
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:21 am

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If you ask me, earth based guns should not have a place in felarya (unless its old fashioned or futuristic)
That ain't the point of this thread.

luke112 wrote:
i will be well on my way to the USSR
You mean Russia, yes? The USSR hasn't existed since I was two years old.

I was under the impression, gentlemen, that this was designed for people to propose their own realistic solutions to said problem. While I am quite willing to believe that people would have weapons in their bedroom (I have about twenty), anything like a LAW is a little far-fetched. Understand that any caffer with a big gun can make loud noises, but it takes skill to succeed with limited supplies. In other words... a soldier can drive a tank, but it takes a Marine to do the same damage with an M-16 and a bayonet.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:51 am

Off topic again lol too much off topicness
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:47 pm

Primeval Hunter wrote:
Off topic again lol too much off topicness

^^; my bad
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:53 am

Me: *throws Boot at crisis's face* Turn the damn light off, I just feel asleep an hour ago and im not going to be bothered with.
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