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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:21 am

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If I wasn't Lightning, I would look at Crisis, and tell her I've been through so much hell that the pain of the stomach acids slowly digesting me wouldn't matter at all and I would tell her that the guy above me is indeed edible

that would end up with you being shot.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:55 pm

Zoekin wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
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"Hi Crisis."

Hey, no one ever said she was hungry. Razz

she always is^^

Well-you better hope that you have enough to feed her. I'm ok. I've got a High School just up the road.

Anyway-I'm a little surprised no one said the first thing they'd do would be to doubt their sanity. (or how much they'd been drinking the night before)

Well, she does seem to be entranced by people with interesting hobbies and stories. And I've been around the world too. ^_^

And if worse comes to worse, I'd point out that there's a bunch more Army folk then Marines...and they tend to be on average slower, and therefore easior to catch.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:16 pm

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I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.
oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

You've never met someone tired of how life treats them, have you?
yes i have, I just find the attitude fucking retarded. =3
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:20 pm

lami wrote:
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I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.
oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

You've never met someone tired of how life treats them, have you?
yes i have, I just find the attitude fucking retarded. =3


I find it rather sad and worrying myself.

Katrika-" 'Walk down her throat?' Where's the fun in that? We like to HUNT! Maybe Vivian would like that or Masumi."
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:47 pm

Zoekin wrote:
lami wrote:
Daejien wrote:
lami wrote:
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I wouldn't mind, in fact I would tell Crisis to open her mouth, stick out her tounge and let me walk down her throat.
oh common, you wouldn't at least beg her to tongue bath you for a minute or two, or however long you can get?

You've never met someone tired of how life treats them, have you?
yes i have, I just find the attitude fucking retarded. =3


I find it rather sad and worrying myself.

Katrika-" 'Walk down her throat?' Where's the fun in that? We like to HUNT! Maybe Vivian would like that or Masumi."
Aki-"..I-its pretty exhillerating for us too... "

Although often i think preds don't enjoy their meals very much, Maybe i should teach them japanese grace.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:00 pm

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Ok-Crisis tears my roof off-first thing I'm going to do is pray that she recognises me as Katrika's Grand-pop. Otherwise I'm as good as dead. I would of course if eaten-kick and struggle as much as possible. I'd hate to disappoint such a pretty naga by being a forgettable meal.

Otherwise-I'm sure we'd have a LOT to talk about. (Anna for instance)

But as GREGOLE pointed out-if Crisis is real-then so are all the other Felarya characters-including Tanya.

OMG!

Tanya-"Hey! I heard that!"
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:01 pm

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:13 pm

Moonlight-pendent wrote:
"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

Oh my God no.

I forgot about Terror.

*dies from the shock of imagining a certain dear friend pantless*
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:32 pm

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And if worse comes to worse, I'd point out that there's a bunch more Army folk then Marines...and they tend to be on average slower, and therefore easior to catch.
You'd probably be best off pointing out to her that she's in the middle of a first encounter. When surrounded by potentially hostile military forces, who do have the power to take her out if she proves to be a threat.

She's smart. She'd see the value in not only sparing your life, but likely attempting to make an alliance with the military. Could also likely give her a big relations boost with Anna. "Look what I found for you!"
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:50 pm

I would seriously tell her that if she were to eat me, she wouldn't get my technology, nor the military's tech as a trade for our lives, they'd just kill her.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:30 am

Moonlight-pendent wrote:
"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:37 am

Reptillian wrote:
Moonlight-pendent wrote:
"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)
i dont think that i speak for just myself when i say i could easily see this in a robot chicken.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:15 pm

lami wrote:
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Moonlight-pendent wrote:
"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)
i dont think that i speak for just myself when i say i could easily see this in a robot chicken.

Lmao XD seriously? robot chicken? awesome I love that show! and that IS what I would really do, I LOVE my posters and I sleep pantsless so yeah XD
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:23 pm

Me: OH NOEZ!! *screams and runs round in circles until hits wall face first and is knocked unconcious*

Thats how it will probably happen -_-
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:04 pm

HAHAHA i think Crisis Would laugh like hell Laughing

OR

maybe she would just wonder if you were edible lol!
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:51 pm

Hey, at least I wouldnt have to go to school.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:39 pm

Hope I get bitten by Tanya (vampy) first...or failing that, hope that a stranded anko in the nearby river needing some help would take her mind off me for a minute. I could also point out that deer have much more meat and would kick around alot more than a sleepy, groggy human, and fortunately we seemed to have a bunch of them behind our house...or point out that it's below 32 degrees, and that if she doesn't head south fast she would be likely to turn into a nagasicle. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:58 pm

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Hope I get bitten by Tanya (vampy) first...or failing that, hope that a stranded anko in the nearby river needing some help would take her mind off me for a minute. I could also point out that deer have much more meat and would kick around alot more than a sleepy, groggy human, and fortunately we seemed to have a bunch of them behind our house...or point out that it's below 32 degrees, and that if she doesn't head south fast she would be likely to turn into a nagasicle. Smile

you and your logic -_- mine wuz more fun
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:24 pm

I would tell her that I'm the leader of the country and if she ate me, she would be very dead, very quickly
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:10 pm

"Man what the hell!-"

*Stop, see's nekkid boobs*

*Noesbleed*

That's actually what would happen, if anything I wouldn't do much of anything so long as she doesn't bother me I would literally go on my day as any other, occasionally gretting/talking with her.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:34 pm

Daejien wrote:
I would tell her that I'm the leader of the country and if she ate me, she would be very dead, very quickly

Doooon't really think that would work, she listens more to her stomach than her brain^^
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:41 pm

Crisis can think, she has before. The problem with the plan is convincing her that he's the leader.
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:45 pm

A few phrases that come to mind:

"Uhh...I give terrible indigestion?"

"Damn...there goes my deposit..."

"...Mommy..."

"That'll teach me to eat a three-month-old slice of pizza before bed..."

"Glrggle-phur!" <--Me trying to say something witty through the blood welling up in my mouth from the piece of roof that impaled me

"Dammit! I refuse to get up until that alarm goes off!"

"This is what I get for living in a state without adequate giant naga crime prevention laws."

Most likely reaction: "Uuuuuuuh" <--My living-dead imitation that happens every morning after I get up


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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:49 pm

"Santa IS real!" lol!
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PostSubject: Re: morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:21 pm

I can't believe no one said anything like:

"Five more minutes!"

aside from that......

if crisis tore off the roof of my home it probably end up like this:

"Heyy...... Where'd my roof go?"

(several minutes pondering)

"oh.....(looks up to see crisis) NOW I get it....."

(tries to go back to sleep. few minutes later wake up realizing the actuel wieght of the situation. look up to crisis)

"yeah..... I'm not home right now. if it bugs you please live a message at the tone....beep"

(continues staring until crisis responds and at the same time thinking that hopefully I'm channeling Rorschach to day and I can escape and/or fight crisis off with the random objects in my room if she finds me boring and decides to eat me)
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