morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???

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Ok-Crisis tears my roof off-first thing I'm going to do is pray that she recognises me as Katrika's Grand-pop. Otherwise I'm as good as dead. I would of course if eaten-kick and struggle as much as possible. I'd hate to disappoint such a pretty naga by being a forgettable meal.

Otherwise-I'm sure we'd have a LOT to talk about. (Anna for instance)

But as GREGOLE pointed out-if Crisis is real-then so are all the other Felarya characters-including Tanya.

OMG!

Tanya-"Hey! I heard that!"

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

Oh my God no.

I forgot about Terror.

*dies from the shock of imagining a certain dear friend pantless*

Flare wrote:

And if worse comes to worse, I'd point out that there's a bunch more Army folk then Marines...and they tend to be on average slower, and therefore easior to catch.

You'd probably be best off pointing out to her that she's in the middle of a first encounter. When surrounded by potentially hostile military forces, who do have the power to take her out if she proves to be a threat.

She's smart. She'd see the value in not only sparing your life, but likely attempting to make an alliance with the military. Could also likely give her a big relations boost with Anna. "Look what I found for you!"

I would seriously tell her that if she were to eat me, she wouldn't get my technology, nor the military's tech as a trade for our lives, they'd just kill her.

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)

Reptillian wrote:

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)

i dont think that i speak for just myself when i say i could easily see this in a robot chicken.

lami wrote:

Reptillian wrote:

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

"Oh Bloody hell!! my roof!! I just had my room repainted oh man the paints all messed up oh damnit my posters! noo!! that cost 20bucks! And damnit where are my pants!? I can't yell at a giant naga pantsless, you wait right there Crisis I need to find my clothes! we are gonna have a talk about this wrecking of personal proporty!"

that might actually stop her^^ (for a while but might give you time to convince her not to eat you^^)

i dont think that i speak for just myself when i say i could easily see this in a robot chicken.

Lmao XD seriously? robot chicken? awesome I love that show! and that IS what I would really do, I LOVE my posters and I sleep pantsless so yeah XD

Me: OH NOEZ!! *screams and runs round in circles until hits wall face first and is knocked unconcious*

Thats how it will probably happen -_-

HAHAHA i think Crisis Would laugh like hell

OR

maybe she would just wonder if you were edible

Hey, at least I wouldnt have to go to school.

Hope I get bitten by Tanya (vampy) first...or failing that, hope that a stranded anko in the nearby river needing some help would take her mind off me for a minute. I could also point out that deer have much more meat and would kick around alot more than a sleepy, groggy human, and fortunately we seemed to have a bunch of them behind our house...or point out that it's below 32 degrees, and that if she doesn't head south fast she would be likely to turn into a nagasicle.

Byakugan01 wrote:

Hope I get bitten by Tanya (vampy) first...or failing that, hope that a stranded anko in the nearby river needing some help would take her mind off me for a minute. I could also point out that deer have much more meat and would kick around alot more than a sleepy, groggy human, and fortunately we seemed to have a bunch of them behind our house...or point out that it's below 32 degrees, and that if she doesn't head south fast she would be likely to turn into a nagasicle.

you and your logic -_- mine wuz more fun

I would tell her that I'm the leader of the country and if she ate me, she would be very dead, very quickly

"Man what the hell!-"

*Stop, see's nekkid boobs*

*Noesbleed*

That's actually what would happen, if anything I wouldn't do much of anything so long as she doesn't bother me I would literally go on my day as any other, occasionally gretting/talking with her.

Daejien wrote:

I would tell her that I'm the leader of the country and if she ate me, she would be very dead, very quickly

Doooon't really think that would work, she listens more to her stomach than her brain^^

Crisis can think, she has before. The problem with the plan is convincing her that he's the leader.

A few phrases that come to mind:

"Uhh...I give terrible indigestion?"

"Damn...there goes my deposit..."

"...Mommy..."

"That'll teach me to eat a three-month-old slice of pizza before bed..."

"Glrggle-phur!" <--Me trying to say something witty through the blood welling up in my mouth from the piece of roof that impaled me

"Dammit! I refuse to get up until that alarm goes off!"

"This is what I get for living in a state without adequate giant naga crime prevention laws."

Most likely reaction: "Uuuuuuuh" <--My living-dead imitation that happens every morning after I get up

"Santa IS real!"

I can't believe no one said anything like:

"Five more minutes!"

aside from that......

if crisis tore off the roof of my home it probably end up like this:

"Heyy...... Where'd my roof go?"

(several minutes pondering)

"oh.....(looks up to see crisis) NOW I get it....."

(tries to go back to sleep. few minutes later wake up realizing the actuel wieght of the situation. look up to crisis)

"yeah..... I'm not home right now. if it bugs you please live a message at the tone....beep"

(continues staring until crisis responds and at the same time thinking that hopefully I'm channeling Rorschach to day and I can escape and/or fight crisis off with the random objects in my room if she finds me boring and decides to eat me)

Malahite wrote:

Crisis can think, she has before. The problem with the plan is convincing her that he's the leader.

never said she couldn't, i meant that her stomach has a bigger saying, in the matter of nearby snacks(Humans^^)

mabye i would start swearing. or i would say "you are screwwed once the army gets here. or get a butchers knife and give her ftal cut on the inside of the neck when she tries to swallow me. or i would try to wake up. or i would think it is dream and try to fire missiles at her, ( I CAN REALLY DO THAT IN MY DREAMS.

"Wait! I'm a naga like you!"

"A terrible dridder cursed me to have a human body! If you help me get revenge, I'll turn back."

It's not just the possibility of me lying, it's the consequences of if I'm not lying that count... Although, who knows, maybe she's heard this one before.

Feign wrote:

"Wait! I'm a naga like you!"

"A terrible dridder cursed me to have a human body! If you help me get revenge, I'll turn back."

It's not just the possibility of me lying, it's the consequences of if I'm not lying that count... Although, who knows, maybe she's heard this one before.

i actually think that could work^^

TothinKornoT wrote:

I can't believe no one said anything like:

"Five more minutes!"

hahaha that's actually the first thing that came to my mind