The Ridiculous Quiz

The following questions are completely ridiculous and pointless and will NOT be saved into a secret database and used to violate your privacy in various ways. Really.


1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?

Pie of course

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?

I would assume I had sex with her already because I would've woke up with a hangover

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?

I did it because I was bored to hell

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?

I'm a nudist, it wouldn't bother me at all(although I would have to get used to sleeping without a blanket, it gets pretty chilly in my room)

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?

I would not move at all, contrary to popular belief, red doesn't piss a bull off, its the waving of the cape

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?

No

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?

I would score as many times as I possibly could and impregnate as many women as I could

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?

none, because that's just stupid, I'll do things I don't like for money, but I'm not going to do something stupid for money

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?
water, so i can never be destroyed

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?
Wake up again :\

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?
Chuck Norris because I didn't respect him enough.

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?
I have no idea.

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?
Hope it doesn't notice me.

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?
I think I'd die before I could bring myself to do that. Wouldnt want to live without a limb anyway.

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?
Stick it to the man by living longer.

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?
None, it's not worth it.

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The following questions are completely ridiculous and pointless and will NOT be saved into a secret database and used to violate your privacy in various ways. Really.


1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?

1. A hamburger lolz

2. Pinch myself and wake up again :p

3. Me cus i need to get a better looking door O_o

4. They forgot my carpet

5. I try to run from the bull and to the exit

6. No. I'll wait for some sea turtles to come along and tie my feet to them. Then i'll ride them home.

7. I'll kill the doctor, then buy a gun and kill everyone i hate :p

8. None. Those needles could kill me and i can't even use the money i get

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?

A Chip.

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?

Stare confused for a few seconds, then go downstairs and watch TV.

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?

Who knows.

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?

Use the bedsheet and sit watching TV, unconcerned.

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?

Stare confused and don't move, like an idiot.

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?

No.

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?

Watch TV.

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?

0 (Do I look dumb?)

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?

Cake. Because it's a lie.

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?

Wonder why Bristol Palin is in my bed.

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?

Scientologists. Because I set their asbestos on fire.

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?

Blame the Ceiling Cat. Then get raped by Silla.

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?

Use CWC as a human shield.

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?

Everything I say is a lie. Yes.

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?

1. Get mudkips
2. Liek them
3. Call Pedobear
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?

None, I'd be too busy nailing them into SMeyer.

1. Barbeque Ribs.
2. Pinch myself to ensure I wasn't dreaming.
3. You did it because you hate me.
4. Use my shower curtains as a toga and throw a college party.
5. Throw ketchup on someone in the audience and point the bull in their direction. (don't worry, not a minor)
6. Nope. Too squeamish. And besides, who are you to say what's edible? *wink*
7. I'd probably sue the doctor for not finding a way to cure me of whatever I got. If that doesn't work, I'd sell my body to science and spend the rest of the money on gatorade and twinkies.
8. Meh, give me a million for every needle, and we'll talk.

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?
Fruitcake.

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?
"......What are doing in my house?"

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird wanted my Cocoa Puffs.

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do? "...What the crap?! ...Oh, well." *turns on TV and boots up Megaman 9*

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do? Run like there's no tomorrow

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive? No, mostly because I'd die either way, so it'd be pointless.

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time? Play video games and surf the Net.

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow? None. Having needles stuck in my esophagus is NOT something I'm willing to endure just for some green pieces of paper.

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?

A crabcake

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?

turn out the lights, crawl in bed...and you can guess whats going on from there XD

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?

my dad. Because he found out about me and vore XD

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?

call the police

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?

run around in circles, while calling for help.

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?

Nope. Rather dead than cripple.

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?

SEX.SEX.SEX.SEX. KILL.KILL.KILL.KILL (in that order)

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?

zero. I dont wanna die quite yet.

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1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?

A zebra cake.

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2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?

Ask four questions.

1. "Who are you?"

2. "How did you get there?"

3. "Did we have sex?"

4. "Would you like to have sex(again)?"

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3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?

MARYA!! My old nemesis!

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4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?

Make a stylish new outfit out of toilet paper, then commence investigation.

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5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?

Well, seeing as how I thoroughly studied the mechanics of bullfighting in Spanish class, and now know that the matador's job is FAR less stressful than the cartoons make it out to be, I would try my best to do my new job.

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6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?

Seeing as how I would bleed to death, or at least use up half the energy the food gave me for healing the wound, I would probably try to find a way to get off, above all.

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7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?

Tell my friends I love them, then distribute all my stuff and franchise rights.

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8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?

One. I would then take two needles, cut them in half, then swallow the two blunt halves. That still equals a thousand dollars.

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be? Probably rare human.

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do? Flip out, roll out of bed, quietly grab something and attempt to wake her while asking what she's doing there.

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why? Family, overslept.

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do? Flip out, refrain from leaving my room unless necessary. Hope someone was out of the house, and we could explain to them the situation and that we need new clothes.

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do? Die.

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive? No. I'd want to, but likely would be unable to bring myself to it.

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time? Make sure the information was not delayed. Do everything I can in an attempt to make a name for myself.

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow? How big a needle? Which type (Medical, Pine, etc)? How much of the needle (if medical, just the metal bit or the whole thing)? What counts as 'swallowing'?

If done right, you could go through an absolute misery but have surgical treatment remove them before any damage is done. Problem there is you need to shrug off the pain long enough that you exceed the costs of the medical bill.

EDIT: My answer for #8, unless Pine Needles, is 'none'.

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?

Chocolate cake.


2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?

Wait for her to wake up and begin to talk. I want to make sure of every detail of what we did. EVERY detail.


3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?

My roommate's odor. Yeah, it can knock doors down and people out. You don't know what an awful smell is until you've been two hours in the same room as him.


4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?

First, I tell myself "Man, ain't it chilly today?", then realize the fact that I'm naked and finally begin to investigate. Something tells me it's a joke and the clothing isn't far away from home... at least, that's what I hope for.


5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?

Hey, I'm a Spaniard, but I'm in no way a matador, so I would run to the burladero (basically, a refuge safe from the bull) as fast as I could. I appreciate my life, you see.


6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?

For what? For making it slower (lasting more) or faster (bleeding to death)? Better wait for death... or better than that, try to find a way to get out of that island with either succeeding or dying.


7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?

Try to make up for anything wrong I did... fortunatelly, if I'm lucky, I won't have many things to make up for, but still try to enjoy the last moments... and hope the doctor is wrong.


8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?

Swallowing needles? Nah, I think I pass. Not even for $1,000 each.

1. If you were turned into a food, what food would it be?
A: Marmite, there's a 50% chance i won't be eaten. XD

2. You wake up and there is a cute naked girl in bed with you and you have no idea how she got there. What do you do?
A: What any guy would ;P

3. Your door is broken down. Who did it and why?
A: The naked girl, when she realised what i wanted.

4. You take a shower and when you get out you discover that every article of clothing in your house (including your towels and blankets) has mysteriously vanished. What do you do?
A: Shrug and go downstairs to play my X-Box 360.

5. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a bullfighting ring when the bull is released. What do you do?
A: Throw the red towel and sprint for the edge.

6. You are stranded on a deserted island void of any form of edible food, and there is no way to go fishing. Would you eat one of your own limbs to survive?
A: Nah, i'd try and swim for the next island over with hopes it has food on it.

7. Your doctor tells you you have 48 hours to live. What do you do with your remaining time?
A: Shaggin' spree!

8. You are offered one thousand dollars for every needle you swallow. How many do you swallow?
A: Depends if i'm allowed to file the sharp ends prior or not.