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/Fish/ Hero
Posts : 1301 Join date : 2008-05-04 Age : 33 Location : The Stream of Consciousness
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:33 pm | |
| - Feign wrote:
- No, no, she's human... Technically, she's a "tetragametic chimera", with a minor mutation in part of her legs and back that includes claws on her feet.
OMG you have a real monstergirlfriend? Awesome. | |
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Feign Marauder of the deep jungle
Posts : 342 Join date : 2007-12-10 Age : 42 Location : Neo Terminus
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:08 pm | |
| - Reptillian wrote:
- hehe, i bet you hide under the couch or something, when she's mad^^
Well, I'm a good foot taller than her and almost 25% heavier, so I'm no pushover... Besides, she hasn't ever really gotten mad at me anyway. - /Fish/ wrote:
- OMG you have a real monstergirlfriend? Awesome.
I don't think she'd appreciate that designation, but pretty much. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about monstergirls at all, though she has surprised me with knowing stuff like that before. Edit: To bring the thread back onto topic a bit... I would likely offer to build her some gadgets or perhaps design her some kind of house. The kind of restrictions involved in making technology for a giant naga would be pretty wide open. And I'd love to know what kind of technology a 80 meter long giant naga might want. ... And if you say a giant vibrator, I toss you into her mouth. | |
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/Fish/ Hero
Posts : 1301 Join date : 2008-05-04 Age : 33 Location : The Stream of Consciousness
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:58 pm | |
| - Feign wrote:
- ... And if you say a giant vibrator, I toss you into her mouth.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES | |
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Feign Marauder of the deep jungle
Posts : 342 Join date : 2007-12-10 Age : 42 Location : Neo Terminus
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:23 pm | |
| - /Fish/ wrote:
- Feign wrote:
- ... And if you say a giant vibrator, I toss you into her mouth.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES Hmm, nope, this brain is too comfy to just leave. I think I'll move in. You don't mind cats do you? | |
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11cookeaw1 valiant swordman
Posts : 246 Join date : 2009-02-04 Age : 28 Location : inside the predators destoryer 9000!!!!! war bot
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:05 pm | |
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- ZionAtriedes wrote:
- Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).
It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course. Which you probably couldn't. I cannot be blamed for that. of course not that's only natural^^ Thank you, my good sir. Of course, I can control myself if I must. i'm the same^^ i might be one of the most perverted persons ever to exist(hehe). can you plzz teach me then?^^ First, you must accept that though sex may be enjoyable, it is at times a chain which binds the greater spirit within a man's mind. Sex is purely of the body, not the spirit or mind. Whichever you are more in tune with, concentrate on that over body. Overcome the chemical effects of the primitive hormones in your brain. No can do(Virgin ) The first step is to make your subconscious violently opposed to the idea of sex. no way i can do that, i'm a 19 year old virgin, you must be joking. it's the leaning tower of posts!!!!!! | |
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ZionAtriedes Loremaster
Posts : 2010 Join date : 2008-01-13 Age : 32 Location : Behind you. No, above! Oh, too late, I already got you. NINJA SKILLZ!
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:04 pm | |
| - Reptillian wrote:
- ZionAtriedes wrote:
- Trust me, it's entirely possible to make yourself temporarily asexual.
no way, you must have forgotten what it's like to be a virgin dude Actually, I am a self-imposed virgin, mi amigo. Sexuality is a tool often used by the female gender as a means of manipulation. My paranoia will not allow that. | |
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alliance Veteran knight
Posts : 317 Join date : 2010-04-02 Age : 31 Location : In my own galaxy....rocking out to Dokken
| Subject: To be on topic Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:22 pm | |
| To be on topic, I would lead vivian to a neko village or a human cap, rub her tummy with lotion when she was done, and just talk about random stuff the whole night (which will probanly get into sexual stuff, knowing dear Vivian). | |
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SuperPieGuy9 Great warrior
Posts : 538 Join date : 2009-10-24 Age : 28 Location : IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY!
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:41 pm | |
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Archmage_Bael Mara's snack
Posts : 4158 Join date : 2009-05-05 Age : 35 Location : Shatterock Caldera
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:42 pm | |
| If vivian could cast an anti-acid spell on you... she probably would cast it, then eat you. Then have sex with you later. Seeing a movie is out of the question. Prepare to be raped.
silliness aside, if I was really serious about asking vivian out on a date, I'd have to wing it from her reaction, and make sure she's not hungry when I do so. (sexually or otherwise) | |
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Warrior3000 Temple scourge
Posts : 646 Join date : 2008-04-27 Age : 28 Location : New Jersey
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:46 pm | |
| Silly response because even I have some sense of this thing called humor: Sex. Repeatedly. Until death. (Said death most likely due to my partner in question.)
A response you'd actually expect from me: Well, it really just depends. You see, were she hungry at the time of me being presented, it would probably go no farther than that. However, if she did have other intentions, I'd still likely perish for a multitude of reasons. For example, suffocation within the confines of....yeah....
Any way you wish to put this situation, it is not liable to end up in my favor in the long run. | |
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Anime-Junkie Loremaster
Posts : 2690 Join date : 2007-12-16 Age : 31 Location : The Country of Kangaroos and Criminal Scum
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:00 pm | |
| - Warrior3000 wrote:
- it is not liable to end up in my favor in the long run.
Who cares about the long run when ZOMG GIANT (purple) TITS? | |
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Warrior3000 Temple scourge
Posts : 646 Join date : 2008-04-27 Age : 28 Location : New Jersey
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alliance Veteran knight
Posts : 317 Join date : 2010-04-02 Age : 31 Location : In my own galaxy....rocking out to Dokken
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:16 am | |
| - Archmage_Bael wrote:
- If vivian could cast an anti-acid spell on you... she probably would cast it, then eat you. Then have sex with you later. Seeing a movie is out of the question. Prepare to be raped.
silliness aside, if I was really serious about asking vivian out on a date, I'd have to wing it from her reaction, and make sure she's not hungry when I do so. (sexually or otherwise) Yea...id be ready to enter some.."dark kinky tunnels" but I love Vivian nonetheless. Also, I, being male, would have to try and hold a running conversation without being side-tracked by her ungodly hot body. and DAMN! did I bring this thread back to life or what? | |
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Archmage_Bael Mara's snack
Posts : 4158 Join date : 2009-05-05 Age : 35 Location : Shatterock Caldera
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:42 am | |
| *enter bouncing boobs .gif here*
vivian knows just what to do with your "life" pathetic mortal. >:3 | |
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alliance Veteran knight
Posts : 317 Join date : 2010-04-02 Age : 31 Location : In my own galaxy....rocking out to Dokken
| Subject: Re: Your night out with...vivian... Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:51 am | |
| - Archmage_Bael wrote:
- *enter bouncing boobs .gif here*
vivian knows just what to do with your "life" pathetic mortal. >:3 *bows to Vivian* If it werent for you Vivian, I may have never found Felarya! (You may UB me all you want lol) | |
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