Items for sale! (What Negav merchants might sell)

A used blue telephone box. Believed to have been pulled through into Felarya from a strange land called "Britain"
Please note: Contrary to popular belief, the box is not a time machine. The merchants have no idea who came up with such a rumour.

DeviantDiscordian wrote:

A used blue telephone box. Believed to have been pulled through into Felarya from a strange land called "Britain"
Please note: Contrary to popular belief, the box is not a time machine. The merchants have no idea who came up with such a rumour.

Nah, now the Police Box, now that's the time machine. Buy it if you can!

But you'll probably die by the end of the episode if you do.

Wow there are some really great ideas. I really like them, especially the bathroom curtains.

Pie Guy Inc. Presents...

Pie of Power
Rarity: Uncommon
Cost: High

A rather odd desert. The Pie of Power does exactly what the name suggests. When one eats the Pie of Power, the consumer has his strength multiplied by ten times. It is very popular in street fights and sometimes adventurers will take one into the forest in case of emergency. However, it takes a minute for the effects to activate and the effects only last for five minutes making it more of a one shot emergency item than anything else. In addition to this, after the effects wear off you get a condition identical to that of a hangover, thus making yourself vulnrable. However, due to the ingredients in the Secret Recipe, Pie Guy Inc. cannot maintain a cheap price. Pie Guy Inc. has copyrighted this recipe and the reproduction of Pies of Power will result in a heavy fine. Keep out of reach of Annaticked off ex'sDragonball fans children, and no, it doesn't let you fire ki blasts from your hands! Seriously, who started that rumor?

yay we now know the origin of your name XD

Some lame ideas that I make when I'm bored ^^

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Insomnia Pill (named by Junkie)

This item has an appearance of an ordinary pink sleeping pill, only opposite effect: it makes whoever drinks it doesn't feel sleepy anymore for at least 3 hour. Recommend for people whom has to do stuffs overnight like guards, watchers, mangakas and their assistants whose deadline is tomorrow, student whom are studying for their exam... A "must-have" for adventurer wants to travel in night.

Cautions:: Using it with moderate quantity, as overusing may make you sleep like a rock after the effect wears out, even an army can't wake you up. And of course, put it out of reach of your children so that your neighbor can have a peaceful sleep at night.

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Shrinking Candy

Coming with many kinds of flavor, this is a magical candy that will... magically shrink you down to the size of an ordinary tombthumb for a few hour after consuming. "How the heck it can help me here?", you ask? Well, if a giant predator manages to catch you, you may shrink yourself down to escape from their grasp. More over, if you have a tombthumb as your acquaintance, why not pay him/her a surprise visit? Just remember to leave his house before the effect wears out.

Cautions: Not recommend to use it in front of a human-sized predator like a neko, or someone with weird fetish.... And NEVER use it when you're being shrunken by another means. We won't take any responsible for what will happen after that (assume that if you can still write a complaint and send it to us). Again, put it out of reach of your children so that you don't need to find them underneath your bed with a magnifying glass (which we sent you along with the box of candies)

tkh1304 wrote:

Anti-sleeping pill

Better named "Insomnia Pill"

Heh, that Shrinking Pill is genius! I'd definately use it in front of someone with the wierd fetish you were talking about though...

Wha'... They're selling that stuff now!? Don't you need a prescription to buy that? It's pretty high in chiquitolina!

Marcel's Ring of Felarya Survival Crash Course

Named after a certain Marcel not because it belongs to him or because he made it, but because he was the one who inspired it, Marcel's Ring of Felarya Survival Crash Course is a tool meant to help the dimensionally displaced adapt faster to their situation and be more lenient to accepting help. Built on the frame of a ring of proof against digestion (thus making the ring indestructible by any stomach, whether its user is or not), this is one of the most useful artifacts you could possibly get your hands on.

As soon as someone dons the ring, it immediately makes them fully aware of how dangerous is Felarya exactly, giving them full knowledge of everything they need to know and everything they wish to, as soon as they need or wish it, also giving clear signals to the owner of what are they doing right and wrong about stealth and survival, within the limits of the ring's knowledge. One of those rings can prove an invaluable aid to a neophyte, but their utility drops exponentially as the owner becomes more familiar with Felarya themselves. Usually, it's no longer necessary after a month or two: this is intentional, as the ring's creator originally meant for it to be handed down to other, newer users as long as it wasn't necessary any longer. Needless to say, this doesn't happen very often.

The ring is actually capable of "learning", updating itself with new information that the owner discovers by themselves, but it only accepts information about Felarya itself, refusing to be used to teach economy or maths. Of course, it has inspired a long series of other rings that do. This ring is pretty rare, and fetches an awfully good price for its relative power level, mostly because it can't possibly be produced fast enough.

For all its power, this ring only works on humans; it's a corner that had to be cut during design to reduce costs. Besides it's humans that most often need it. Also, its enchantment is fragile enough that it only works for people who aren't wearing any other magical items.

Mosquito-Bite Dirk: Supposedly conceived by a Sorceress after a particularly dreadful week without a mosquito net, the enchantments on this blade cause great irritation to those struck by it. Shortly after striking, almost anyone without a will of iron or magical soothing will be forced to scratch at the injured area until satisfied or the magic fades (the time ranging from seconds on weaker versions to possibly hours for top-quality). Due to its enchantments, the blade is interesting in that it's effective against both man-sized and giant targets. Against man-sized victims, the blade's enchantment is effective in that those injured are often either distracted or they continuously tear open / extend the wound. For Giant enemies (which aren't resistant to magic), the wounded Predator will find either their mind distracted or at least one of their hands occupied dealing with the itch. Furthermore, at least in Giant enemies it is rare for the initial wound to be felt. In theory, a particularly fast and dextrous person could strike many blows against a Giant foe and leave them an itchy ruin as their friends rush past.

Malahite wrote:

Mosquito-Bite Dirk

A weapon that is all about annoying someone? I like!