MONTY PYTHON!!!

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NI!!! = Comic Gold.... 'Nuff said.

One of my favorite episodes of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" is "The Ministry of Silly Walks." Another is "Dead Parrot" lol

My fav was Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Whether it was the demonic rabbit, the cardboard cutout of god, or the Holy hand grenade, I laughed until my sides split.

The Nordic Ninja wrote:

NI!!! = Comic Gold.... 'Nuff said.

ekke ekke ekke ptong nee wong

R.J wrote:

The Nordic Ninja wrote:

NI!!! = Comic Gold.... 'Nuff said.

ekke ekke ekke ptong nee wong

zrhumnrm...

*ni!*

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.


I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!

Mounties:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...

Just the Lumberjack:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!

oi Bruce that was awful...

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO BUTCH!

Isn't it "Mama" instead of "Papa"?

John Cleese: Look, my lad, I took the liberty of examening this parrot when I got home, and noticed the only reason it was on the perch is because it had been NAILED there.

Pet Store owner: Well I had to nail it to the perch or else it would muscle up to those bars and VOOM!

John Cleese: Look matey, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if I put 4,000 volts through it. This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to meet its maker! *holds it upside-down* It's a stiff! It's pulled down the curtain and joined the Choir Invisible! It rests in piec! If you haven't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! This...is an ex...Parrot!

No it's Papa - and that's the joke.

Rythmear wrote:

No it's Papa - and that's the joke.

I hav "Monty Python's Flying Circus" discs at home. Tust me, it's Mamar or something. And the girl at the end said: "Oh Memphis! I thought you were so rugged!" ~sob~

lol trust me i watch the discs ALOT xD

And it makes sense for it to be momma, which makes the joke even funniier, saying the Lumberjack wants to dress like a woman like his mom :p







"We are the keepers f the SACRED words: Ni, PING, and weebom!"

*ni!*

Nah man, there are many different versions of that song.

The Pappa version is the one I have here in "And now for something completely different" - he says Pappa because HIS DAD WAS ALSO A TRANSVESTITE - hence the joke.

And she says Butch in this version.

Oh i geuss you don't have the English version then lol. Oh well :p

Black Knight: COME BACK HERE YOU YELLOW BASTARDS! COME BACK 'ERE AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU! I'LL BITE YER LEGS OFF!

No, it's the English version alright. I'll get the clip off my mates and upload it for you,