*i wake up on the beach of felarya with seagulls flying over me* john:wtf why did that aomeba girl wreck my ship i was only just fishing.*i get up and i see a sign so i run to it and read it. the sign has words on it,plus some grafitti behind it.* john: welcome to felarya *turns the sign* aka hell. john:oh god im on felarya nooooooooooo.