GAME: What do you do?

Edit, 8/12/10: Due to the popularity of choosing things outside of the previous five options, and not wanting to be a creative buzzkill, I think it would be more appropriate to let you guys react however the hell you want, rather than saying, "Oi, you can only do this, this, this, this and this! Got it?! D:<" So, ja~. Feel free to react however you want from now on and, most importantly, enjoy. ^.^

In this game, you are constantly coming across things. "It"s. How you react to "it" is entirely up to you. You may fight it, eat it, jump over it, reason with it, or seduce it. The person who posts after you decides what the thing is that you encountered and what happened after you did whatever you did to/with it, and YOU decide what the thing was that the person above you encountered, and what happened to them after they did whatever they did to/with it.

Poster1: I'll jump over it.
Poster2: "It" turned out to be a brick wall. You didn't jump high enough, and knock a few teeth out. I'll fight it.
Poster3: "It" turned out to be change. You can't fight change. I'll eat it.
Poster4: "It" turned out to be Crisis. You don't eat Crisis; Crisis eats YOU. I'll try eating it too.

Please remember to add how you will react to "it" at the end of your post. That said, let's begin!

I'll jump over it!

It happens to be Crisis' mouth, and you just jumped straight into it. You can't either eat it or fight it. You're done for if you don't jump out before she close her mouth XD

((Based on your reply on the shoutbox, saying you wanted to jump over it. : P ))

You attempt to jump from one side of the Grand Canyon to an adjacent side. You fail spectacularly. On the bright side, you survive, AND make the local headlines.

I'll eat it.

The adjacent side of the Grand Canyon turns out to be Soviet Russia.
In Soviet Russia, "It" eats YOU.

((Nyah, remember, the thing that I had TKH's "it" turn out to be doesn't have to be the same as mine, in this case, the Grand Canyon, and it's actually encouraged to make it different, to keep things interesting. Also, you HAVE to say whether you want to fight, jump over, or eat "it," otherwise it's impossible to continue the thread without godmodding your choice for you. n.n;; ))

I'll fight it.

((Thank you~! x3 ))

It turned out to be a small child. You win, easily, but are now a wanted criminal.

I'll eat it. P:

"It" turned out to be delicious cake! Enjoy ^^

I will jump over it...

Oho! Well, in that case, what you jumped over turned out to be a burlap sack. Realizing what you just jumped over, you decided to take a closer look at what was inside it. It's filled with gold coins! And only SOME of them are made of chocolate!

I'll jump over it. P:

Congratulations! It was a pit of spikes. You have narrowly avoided death.

I'll fight it.

((Whoo! xD ))

It was the glass case protecting a very expensive jewel on display at a local museum, and the glass was supposed to be bullet-proof. You win the fight, steal the jewel, sell it on the black market and live out a life of luxury, never getting caught.

I'll eat it. :3

It turned out to be a landmine and exploded in your face.

I'll jump it.

It turned out to be a helicopter. Luckily enough for you, the blades had just been turned on.

I'll fight the it!

It's your girlfriend! You are sent to prison.

I'll eat it.

It turned out to be Cthulhu. Cthulhu is not sushi despite tentacles. Cthulhu is certainly not food. Madness ensues.

I'll fight it. BRING IT ON!!!

FalconJudge wrote:

It's your girlfriend!

Aw, I has a sad

It turns out to be an ant, and somehow manages to beat you.

I'll jump it.

It was a moving vehicle. You didn't jump high enough.

I'll eat it. ((Also, I think I'll add a fourth option, just to keep things a little more interesting. P: ))

"It" was a grenade. *BANG* You splatter all over the room

I will fight it.

(( xD! I KNEW it was only a matter of time until someone chose a grenade for the eating option!! On every forum I've ever made this thread in throughout the years, that ALWAYS happens, eventually!))

You attempt to fight a Charizard. You use Megaton Punch! ... It's not very effective... Charizard used Fire Blast! It's super effective! KO'ed. x3

I'll reason with it. P:

it's a felaryan stone titan, it apparently didn't feel like listening and stepped on you.

i'll fight it

You decide to fight Cirno. While she isn't really "the strongest," she still doesn't have much trouble turning you into an ice sculpture.

I'll reason with it. >.>

It was a locked door.

I'll fight it.

(( xD ))

It, too, was a locked door. ((Forgive me for reusing the same one twice in a row, but.. I dunno. It just felt right. x3 ))

I'll try to eat it. ((And add a fifth option! Hopefully this'll be the last one. I can be so indecisive sometimes.))

It was an illusion.

I'll seduce it.

It was your mom on her better days

I'll reason with it