The Fresh Prince of Ne-Gav

The Fresh Prince of Ne-Gav



Now this is story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit down lad
I'll tell you how I became the prince of town called Ne-Gav

In the west of Felarya born and raised
Under the giant tree was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all ramped
And shootin' some preds outside of the camp
When a couple of nagas
Who were up to no good
Were lookin' for a snack in my neighborhood
I got in one little stomach and my mom got mad
She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Ne-Gav."

I whistled for a horse and when it came near
The reigns said fresh and it had lice in its rear
If anything I can say that this horse is rad
But I thought "Naw forget it - Yo homes to Ne-Gav!"

I pulled up to the gate about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my escort "Yo homes smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom I was finally glad
To sit on my throne as the prince of Ne-Gav


(Wrote this as a spur of the moment thing after watching the whole first season. )

Outstanding! lol

Some of the lines don't exactly rhyme, but I understand there are some constraints. I think with a little more tweaking you could make this even better but it's great the way it is now. Really gave me a chuckle.

Mercatur12 wrote:

Outstanding! lol

Some of the lines don't exactly rhyme, but I understand there are some constraints. I think with a little more tweaking you could make this even better but it's great the way it is now. Really gave me a chuckle.

I am in agreement.

There ya go guys. I had to change a few words around but now it rhymes perfectly! Well... as good as I can get it anyway.

Much better.

AHAHAHAAHAHA yeah thats a good one^^

I SO approve..

And Will Smith is the actor right? ^_^

This was pretty boss.

This is stupid. I love it! ^.^

Absolutely hilarious. Well done.