Felarya themed limericks. *Refresh, Limericks are there now.

I wrote these last night after I ate some homemade cheezeburgerz and watched some Lee Evans (Totally one of the best comedians to ever live. Ever)

Feel free to write your own if you want! Limericks are structured like this:
Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme with each other and contain 8 syllables. Lines 3 and 4 ryhme with each other and contain 5 syllables.

There once was a pretty naga,
Who found a man who would barter,
His own newlywed,
But she ate him instead,
And then washed him down with lager.

There once was a knight called tanner,
Who showed a naga no manner,
So with a mad frown,
She gulped him right down,
Then burped and spat out his banner.

There once was a guy called Karbo,
Who drew such wonderful art oh,
With outlines so fine,
In such little time,
I swear he rivals Picasso.

I may add more of my own if this thread proves popular

Nya, I love silly little things like this. If I think of any, and I hope I do, probably late at night when I'm supposed to be asleep but was singing J-pop on my mp3 player instead, I'll be sure to post them here. BTW, yes, Lee Evans is totally one of the Awesomest. ^.^ They're like, the Tallest of comedians. And pretty much anything else I decide to call Awesomest. ^.^ Sweet!

Said one dridder to another,
"Where have you been, my brother?"
"I just ate a guy,"
He replied, rather sly,
"And the taste, it was like none other."

YEAH IT SUCKS, Q_Q

Woo! I made one! ^.^

There was a man with a hatchet,
Saw a fairy, thought he'd catch it,
But off to the side,
Many more did hide,
Such numbers that he'd not match it.

Nyaa, tell me what you think!

The limerick itself is very nice! ^^ But you could improve how it sounds by following the syllable count at the top of this page. I know its hard to fit your words into such a strict framework, but thats what makes writing these challenging.

Okay, I fixed the syylables! ^.^ Nyee!

Sounds better now.

Roses are red.
Vilots are blue.
Sandvich is tasty.
Ryhming is hard.