How about a Felarya MST series?

I'm old enough to remember when MST series were all the rage on the Internet. For those not in the know, MST stands for Mystery Science Theater 3000, basically a show where some guy and a bunch of robots are forced to watch bad movies and mercilessly rip it to keep their sanity. MST stories basically took a bunch of characters of the writers' choosing and forces a similar fate on them, making them sit through horrible stories and picking them apart.

I was wondering if something like this could work for Felarya. Only problem I see is usually in MST stories, the hapless victims are trapped on some spacecraft. Hopeless Felarya noob that I am, I'm still aware that technically there's no 'space' above Felarya. Other than that, after reading the manga, I can easily see Lesona pulling a stunt like trapping a small group of predators in order to study how their minds react to enduring such misery.

Now, what about the 'crew'? Predator-wise, Crisis and Anna, of course. As for Karbo's other characters, add Melany in there along with Anna for MST3K's traditional 'invention exchange'. For other characters, somehow I picture Jora being very snarky and funny in a situation like that, and on DA I see her with Garnet a lot so...yeah, those two. And might as well add Lea, considering how much Lesona hates her.

Well, there's my stupid random idea of the day.

I like it, but dont forget to ask people permition before using their charcters.

I think it would be funnier to trap Felaryan characters and force them to read awful Felaryan fanfics.

Jætte_Troll wrote:

I think it would be funnier to trap Felaryan characters and force them to read awful Felaryan fanfics.

That kinda was the idea to have Crisis and company read bad stories about them every other episode.

Oh I know Anna would take pleasure snarking about horrible fics in MST3k style. Especially slash fics that involve her.

I want to volintear!

I like the idea. Most of my old stories definitely deserve this treatment.

And here I thought everyone would be aghast at the idea. Guess all that remains is to wait for Karbo's stamp of approval.

You'll also need stories to MST3k, Greyman. Rather than Karbo's stamp of approval, you'll need the writer's stamp of approval.

Jætte_Troll wrote:

I think it would be funnier to trap Felaryan characters and force them to read awful Felaryan fanfics.

Next up, "A Sunny Day For Bobbi".

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

My Immortal: Felarya Edition. Do you think even Nemyra could withstand it?

Greyman wrote:

I'm old enough to remember when MST series were all the rage on the Internet. For those not in the know, MST stands for Mystery Science Theater 3000, basically a show where some guy and a bunch of robots are forced to watch bad movies and mercilessly rip it to keep their sanity. MST stories basically took a bunch of characters of the writers' choosing and forces a similar fate on them, making them sit through horrible stories and picking them apart.

I was wondering if something like this could work for Felarya. Only problem I see is usually in MST stories, the hapless victims are trapped on some spacecraft. Hopeless Felarya noob that I am, I'm still aware that technically there's no 'space' above Felarya. Other than that, after reading the manga, I can easily see Lesona pulling a stunt like trapping a small group of predators in order to study how their minds react to enduring such misery.

Now, what about the 'crew'? Predator-wise, Crisis and Anna, of course. As for Karbo's other characters, add Melany in there along with Anna for MST3K's traditional 'invention exchange'. For other characters, somehow I picture Jora being very snarky and funny in a situation like that, and on DA I see her with Garnet a lot so...yeah, those two. And might as well add Lea, considering how much Lesona hates her.

Well, there's my stupid random idea of the day.

This is actually a great idea! I'm all for it. If you want any of my characters to be in on this (after I've introduced them, mind you, which I haven't yet), I'd be glad to let them be used here. I can't wait to see this, I love MST3K

Sean Okotami wrote:

My Immortal: Felarya Edition. Do you think even Nemyra could withstand it?

She would eat she who was responsible as quickly as possible, and speak no more of it ever again.

Jætte_Troll wrote:

Sean Okotami wrote:

My Immortal: Felarya Edition. Do you think even Nemyra could withstand it?

She would eat she who was responsible as quickly as possible, and speak no more of it ever again.

Come on, do you want her to die of food poisoning? On a somewhat related note, I would not mind seeing this. Sounds fun.

OK, I've decided, sometime down the line, to go through with this; actually sent Karbo a PM about the specifics today.

There's still one sticky issue though. Again, if there's no 'space' above Felarya, where the hell can the hapless predators be trapped?

Greyman wrote:

There's still one sticky issue though. Again, if there's no 'space' above Felarya, where the hell can the hapless predators be trapped?

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where the hell can the hapless predators be trapped?

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where the hell

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hell

There's your answer.

Anime-Junkie wrote:

Greyman wrote:

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where the hell

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hell

There's your answer.

Definitely, sounds plausible, maybe there is a library in which ALL de terrible stories and fanfics of many wanna-be Meyers are collected so demons can read them aloud to de cursed souls... or for de little demon children in general.

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Anime-Junkie wrote:

Definitely, sounds plausible, maybe there is a library in which ALL de terrible stories and fanfics of many wanna-be Meyers are collected so demons can read them aloud to de cursed souls... or for de little demon children in general.

I dunno...sounds too cliche, and doesn't quite have that good ol' MST3K vibe I'm looking for....

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Sehoolighan wrote:

Anime-Junkie wrote:

Definitely, sounds plausible, maybe there is a library in which ALL de terrible stories and fanfics of many wanna-be Meyers are collected so demons can read them aloud to de cursed souls... or for de little demon children in general.

I dunno...sounds too cliche, and doesn't quite have that good ol' MST3K vibe I'm looking for....

I think that Felarya style hell would do alright. There are probably lots of different sections to it.

Sorry, I just can't see doing MST3K's random, irreverent goofiness in a Hell-style setting. I just can't see it. After I go over thw iki a bit more tonight, I think I might have an answer though....

GOOD NEWS! Karbo just gave me green light, and I think I've got a good setting for the 'crew' after all. Just gotta talk to Ravana3K about using Jora and everything should be good.

Sooo... Fanfic library in Hell as a setting?

Well, along with there being no 'space' to launch Crisis into, there's another sticky issue. The MST3K cast were all male and tended to crack 'guy' jokes. Dunno how the formula can translate to a Felarya story where the crew is all female.

Well, then, they can just crack girl jokes, if they need to crack gender-specific jokes at all. Do you know any some girls who would help you with that?

zersergathant wrote:

Well, then, they can just crack girl jokes, if they need to crack gender-specific jokes at all. Do you know any some girls who would help you with that?

And what, pray tell, are girl jokes told among giant man-eating Felaryan predators? Well, I can guess what kinds Malika and Vivian tell each other, but this ain't gonna be a Felaryan lemon here....