Drunken Felarya

Ever had a random wondering pop up out of nowhere? I was just sitting at my computer when a question popped into my head:

What would Crisis be like if she were drunk?

Immediately following that I started wondering what other Felaryan residents would be like drunk.

What do you think?

I'll tell you, EATING FRENZY!!1

Sean Okotami wrote:

I'll tell you, EATING FRENZY!!1

Yeah, but that's not really any different from usual

If Anna was drunk she would be a blast to hang around (at a safe distance of course.)

I dont think Vivian would be effected though.

I'm with Manga. We need spiked punch.

But seriously, I wonder what would happen if Namesta got drunk....

No female would be safe....

The difference would be in the frenziedness of the eating.

But probably, each one would either have her personality 'strengthened' for lack of a better word. This would be like Vivian becoming even more 'affectionate' to whoever has the misfortune of being in her sight.
Or their personality could be reversed. Such as Anna becoming overly friendly... That's more scary than the first one.

But I really don't know what I'm talking about, as I've never been drunk myself, nor been in the company of a drunk. I'm going on media's depiction of alcohol's effects. Not to mention you'd need plenty of alcohol to get a giant naga drunk. (Let alone Anko. Or Drayla... Would pouring booze around her trunk make a dryad drunk?)

Apparently no one here has been drunk. You dont want to eat anything when you're hammered. However I do want to what it'd be like having Crisis stoned.

I'm sure that would be extremely funny to see

Night begins well. Drink flows and all seem happy, Nagas swinging from branches, Elle attempting to pole dance up a tree. Fighting breaks out between Delurans and Nekos after one of the Delurans spilled a Neko's pint and referred to her as a flea bag, F.P.D. (Felarya Police Department) are called in to break it up, 12 are arrested, none receive a sentence though as on the way back to the station they encounter a group of drunken fairies *Gulp*Gobble*Yum*Gulp*Burp*.
At the end of the night 'Feli-Deli Towers' (The Felaryan kebab shop) does a storming business trade making more kebabs than ever before after Crisis and Anna visit. Sadly for the shop owner he ended up as the meat in the last kebab.
They all wake up late the next day feeling very groggy with horrible flashbacks of dancing to Spice girls wearing traffic cones on their heads, vowing never to touch the evil liquid again.

Let's see, if the alcohol reversed their personalities we would have:

-A happy, friendly Anna
-A mean, bitchy Crisis
-A shy, hesitant Vivian
-A goth Anko
-And an ambitious, hyperactive Drayla

...Scary

Drunk Predators would actually be a saving grace.

The day after, walk everywhere with a Megaphone. Hangover + Loud Noise = Well Made Escape.

During the drinking? Watch as the faeries blunder when attempting to pronounce their spells.

Malahite wrote:

Drunk Predators would actually be a saving grace.

The day after, walk everywhere with a Megaphone. Hangover + Loud Noise = Well Made Escape.

During the drinking? Watch as the faeries blunder when attempting to pronounce their spells.

Actually, it's more likely that Hangover + Loud Noise = Getting Eaten to Shut You Up

I agree with Haar. Most of the hung over preds would likely be irratible and grumpy and vore prone.
In other words, everyone will be Anna.

Haar wrote:

Let's see, if the alcohol reversed their personalities we would have:

-A happy, friendly Anna
-A mean, bitchy Crisis
-A shy, hesitant Vivian
-A goth Anko
-And an ambitious, hyperactive Drayla

...Scary

Alcohol dont do that though.

Anko drinks like a fish...
So I've heard

Frankly, alcohol tends to make one more emotional and instinctual... Anna has a lot of pent up instinctual urges due to her human inhibitions. Frankly I picture her turning into a slightly more awkward Vivian or Crisis.

Vivian and Crisis... They don't seem to have a lot of inhibitions anyway... So pretty much they'd giggle a lot more. They'd probably be more chatty than hungry too, making escape by charm a lot more likely.

Fairies, Between the mispronounced spells and the lack of good sense to try spells that might be a little too advanced for the caster... Much mayhem would ensue.

haha interesting question ^^
I think it can make a great theme for drawing . *imagine a Crisis being all tipsy*
XD

I think it can easily happen, you just have to lose sight of what your original goal was. *sigh* I feel like I owe you for telling me not to focus too much one my protagonist, to avoid losing sight of my original goal.

Karbo wrote:

haha interesting question ^^
I think it can make a great theme for drawing . *imagine a Crisis being all tipsy*
XD

Maybe you could have her holding her head, leaning against a tree, and saying,
"Ah, man, I shouldn't have eaten Nicolas Sarkozy."

( That reference will make make sense if you watch this video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764126 )

servomoore wrote:

"Ah, man, I shouldn't have eaten Nicolas Sarkozy."

( That reference will make make sense if you watch this video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764126 )

I'd hate to fall into the realm of political discussion, but wow...
Aside from being all wobbly, he looks like he's seen a ghost... Makes me wonder just what did Putin say to him?

What about the people from the 'your characters?' topic? Or do they not count?

FurryKurry wrote:

What about the people from the 'your characters?' topic?

Since most of the characters are minors (or close to it) and have a small body weight, they'd probably be down for the count (Or regretting it horribly the next day) after only a few drinks.

I still think it'd be hillarious watching the Faeries attempt to pronounce their spells.

"Ect- *hic*... Ecta ffffloor... Ecta phlurashu!" *Centers a fireball on itself*

gahhh don't mention this man on my forum please

we see him everywhere already and like most french people I am developping an allergy to him >_<

Karbo wrote:

gahhh don't mention this man on my forum please

we see him everywhere already and like most french people I am developping an allergy to him >_<

You need to wait 4 years my friend

According to Claire, Driders are well known for being Beer-Bong Champions!!!

If theres one thing that humans taught her, its how to drink!!!

Karbo wrote:

gahhh don't mention this man on my forum please

we see him everywhere already and like most french people I am developping an allergy to him >_<

They should have chose Zinedine Zidane