Corrupt a Wish

Granted, however when you have time to write, you have writer's block.

I wish more people were grammatically correct on the Internet.

Granted! Their grammar is perfect but your grammar slips away and you become the lone laughing stock of the internets lol.

I wish more people liked and knew about Clare.

NOBODY CAN HAVE HER! CLARE IS MY WAIFU! I shall murder everyone who tries to take away my precious Clare, and then we can be together foreeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr........

I wish for a Yandere.

Granted. You get Zelkova.

I wish for ham and cheese.

granted, you get a 5 year old Baconator from Wendy's, and it is infested with mold so you end up in a hospital

I wish I didn't have to do any presentation about Robert Glenn Ketchum or other various hippie artists of any kind

Granted. You now have to write an biography about his son, Ash Ketchum (that's right, right? O.o).

I wish for MISERY NIBLETS!

Granted. By the way, as your wish is granted you're so lucky that your heart stops pounding...

I wish for a cookie. A healthy one, please.

Granted, you get a healthy cookie. Just as you're about to eat it you accidentally drop it and it falls right into the trash can and other the pile of dirt kitty litter that you had thrown away after cleaning the cat's littler. Bad luck bro. =/

I wish that there was a good crossover between all the things in the multiverse.

Granted. There is a good cross over between all things, but the site is CONSTANTLY down for maintainence. Rending you unable to read it.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Mr. I wrote:

Granted. There is a good cross over between all things, but the site is CONSTANTLY down for maintainence. Rending you unable to read it.

I wish I could read people's minds.

(Im bored with Jeffry the Zombie and my RP isnt reasy for luanch soooo im joining)

Wish granted but now everyone thinks of dirty pictures of you and you see their thoughts in pictures.

I wish somebody would join my RP so we can start already.

Your RP gets derailed by trolls who end up making it a poorly-disguised Adventure Time / MLP crossover fanfic, complete with Mary Sues for everyone.

I wish I had a use for this emoticon:

parameciumkid wrote:

Your RP gets derailed by trolls who end up making it a poorly-disguised Adventure Time / MLP crossover fanfic, complete with Mary Sues for everyone.

I wish I had a use for this emoticon:

Granted you now have a use and the use is NGJDKKKSJDHJDODJSJSKKJDDIDJJCKDJDNKFUDHSJDJDKHDHSJSJDHRJEUDUDNNNUN

I wish for pie!

granted, you get one custard pie, but it hits you in the face when you say "let me have it!"

I wish Michael Bay would stop ruining people's childhoods

Done. He quits his job and it falls to you. You manage to make it hurt even HARDER.

I wish the space program the best of luck.

Stabs wrote:

Done. He quits his job and it falls to you. You manage to make it hurt even HARDER

I wish the space program the best of luck.

Done and Done the space program has the best of BAD luck

I wish for an alien attack

granted, you get an alien attack, except the aliens are Chinese soldiers bent on having a communistic world domination and they destroy all of the U.S. except for the Southeast, who managed to hold them off

I wish for a box of brand new coca-colas

Granted, you get a box of the new, 'improved taste' coca-cola they came out with a while ago.

I wish Dusk would stop quoting people when he replies to this thread because we already know who's wish he's supposed to be granting and it just seems really unnecessary. <.< (Also wish that wish doesn't make me sounds like a jerk)

Granted Dusk forgot how to use the "reply" button and now insted of using "qoute" he will use "PM" and flood everyo es inboxes XD

I wish for Demechelle to be awakened (BEAT YA TO IT NERGAL!)

She awakens just long enough to brutally smite Dusk for disturbing her slumber.

I wish for true happiness to be found in inactivity.

granted, you found true happiness in inactivity, but unfortunately it only lasted for 20 seconds and now you are stuck bored with doing absolutely nothing and you can't seem to think of doing anything

I wish I could remember what my previous wishes were

Granted you can remember them, but forget them again moments later.

I wish I had more people to beta read my stories.

Granted. You more people beta test your stories but they don't like them and a few of them steal thema nd post them on less reputable sites.

I wish being eaten by a gaintess and digested didn't kill you.

EvilGenius wrote:

She awakens just long enough to brutally smite Dusk for disturbing her slumber.

Dusk : *all shakey and shit from pain* Still worth it!

Dusk : Now for the wish. Granted. Digestion wont kill you Insted it makes you explode like a stick of dynomite.

I wish to not be so alone anymore. I wish for a companion. Female. Straight or Bi. Kind. Mellow temperment. Naga,Fairy or Elf. My size. Anything else that keeps this from being corruptable.

Then you remember that you posted this in a thread who's sole purpose is to corrupt your wishes. She is now larger than you, she has a fiery temperament, she hates you, she is actually a homosexual male, and he fully intends on eating you.


I wish dogs did not exist.

Granted dog's no longer exist. The cat's or the world then suddenly transform into their true alien appearance, summoning their death mechs and enslave us all. Nice job.

I wish that everyone on Earth was suddenly a hot,sexy Night Elf babe with a-sexual reproduction capabilities