Corrupt a Wish

Having such reproductive capabilities, we lose all sex drive. Sucks doesn't it? Kinda makes you wish things were the way they were before.

I wish I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR, BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Granted. But, by the way, now you're alone in the world, and you die very lonely...

I wish I could remember the wish I had seconds before I wrote this!!!

Granted, you remember it, but as you type it as your next wish your internet dies. From then on every time you try to type in your awesome wish idea something happens to prevent you from writing it. Like the internet or computer crashing, the page deciding to go back and making you lose your post, ect.

I wish I could remember to make a wish. ._.

Granted, you can remember to make a wish, but you forget how to keyboard and are unable to type it.

I wish I could meet either my OC Possios or Tache in real life.

Granted! You meet Possios whom nearly eats you, but you manage to explain who you are and think you're safe...Till Lulu my mother harpy OC grabs you and feeds you to her harplettes. Ain't that touching?

I wish that Obama would be abducted by aliens.

The aliens give him superpowers, with which he makes himself King of Earth.

I wish for a spaceship.

granted, except it's powered by Obama's alien super powers, therefore your health insurance is nonexistent at all when you crash it, and the price is triple the average rate of extreme coverage by a normal health insurance company

I wish for more emotes in the forum

Granted, but they all fail to work and cause the site to be down for repairs.

I wish we had a real manned space program.

Granted, we now have a space program. But it is only for real men, and I mean REAL men. Like Chuck Norris with a BB gun. And most of us like to play pretend as pretty girls with each other on the internet so almost none of us get to be part of it.

I wish for more meatballs, please.

granted, you are now in Sweden, home of the meatballs, but they have gone Vegan, so you get more giant cabbage balls

I wish the NFL would change it's name to the National Flag Football league, due to the fact that they keep making things easy for offensive firepower and a nightmare for defenses of all kinds

Granted, but no one watches the sport anymore, causing the NNFL to stop broadcasting games (New NFL)

I wish I had a VR simulator.

Granted. By the way, sorry bro, it just don't work...

I wish we would reach Alpha Centauri next year.

Granted, unfortunately there is a revolt on the ship, and the ship's crew splits into seven warring factions that end up falling on a sentient planet that will destroy all life on it within 500 years, unless said people manage to become part of the consciousness of the planet.

I wish Ultima 9 didn't exist!

Granted. the publisher just changed and now i's called COG-The NEW ultima!

I wish it wouldn't be so could outside...

granted, you are now in an Arabian desert and the Muslim Brotherhood wants to kill you for being an "Infidel"

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted, you get a blank green back of Doritos with a big question mark on them. They taste like Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans.

I wish Hero would quit stopping the Avatar/Signature game thread.

granted, YOU ended the avatar/signature thread

I wish people would stop blaming me for everything

Granted, no-one blames you for anything...nor do they acknowledge any of your accomplishments. You may as well be invisible.

I wish Nekos existed in the real world...without the hairballs.

Granted, but they are shunned from Human cities and the ones that live there are often accused of and framed for crimes. They
have their own province in some remote part of the world.

I wish I could pull a Fable 2 and have a magic box that turned me into a Hero.

Granted. You are now the Fable 2 Heroand trapped forever in Albion, but not the Albion from the games some freaky horror version of the world which you endevor to save only to discover the final boss is Sephiroth who cheaply kills you with that giant katana.

Wish Sephiroth would lose all his hair and get a big fat gut so he couldn't move so fast. < <

EvilGenius wrote:

Then you remember that you posted this in a thread who's sole purpose is to corrupt your wishes. She is now larger than you, she has a fiery temperament, she hates you, she is actually a homosexual male, and he fully intends on eating you.

Twilight : Silly Dusk thought you could get lucky and not be so lonely anymore. It doesn't work that way.

Dusk : *Running from the weird ass homo* Just shut up and help me kill this thing
*Twilight shots it with Dusk's revolver*
Dusk : why didn't I think of that?
Twilight :Cause you're a fucking idiot
Dusk : You ass -_-
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Granted now Sheph-whatever is fat and bald but now he is like a God-Boomer We spits an endless amount of rainbows and when/if he is attacked he explodes into a nuclear explosion

Dusk : I wish for a-
Twilight : NO you're not good at making the wishes to turn out good things
Dusk : But
Twilight : No! I wish for world domination!
Dusk : That was stupid
Twilight : What?
Dusk : Its Corrupt-a-wish not Make-a-wish
Twilight : Ohhhh. I thought you ASKED for the weird ass homosexual.


Dusk : In case you didnt catch that the dumbass want world domination. Although its gonna backfire and yaddy yaddy yadda.

(Don't ask for me to stop its how I entertain myself)

@twilight: granted, you have it. Over a planet like the one of the little prince (100inches diameter.) And, by the way, you have no idea how to come back to felarya again... AND you're alone. without dusk nor anybody else.

i wish I was born in an english speaking country.

Granted. Your were born in a english speaking country to family who uses their children as a slave labor in secret diamond mine beneath the house which eventually they dug too deep and too greadily and the Balrog fried them, you and the house before comming out of the hole and wreaking total havoc on the united states before somebody was bright enough to throw water on it.

I wish the world was more like Tolkien's Middle Earth.

Granted. Now there are fat midgets with sticky fingers eating all our food.

I wish for peace on earth and good will towards men.

granted. but, as you don't mentioned women, they do not longer exist and in 100 years the human race will be extinct...

I wish we had a functioning heater in our house.