Corrupt a Wish

Sorry, I heard wrong. Well, too late to go back and change it now, you'll just have to make the most of your fishes.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

Granted.

I wish for the voices to go bother someone else.

Everyone else hears voices telling them to kill you. Obviously you die.

I wish I could go watch Pacific Rim already!!!1!!!11!!2!!!!

You get a shady bootleg DVD from a guy in an alley, but it has no subtitles, the FX are untextured, and the green screens are still there. It sucks from beginning to end.

I wish for a genie.

Granted, but now you only have two wishes left, and obviously you're going to use the last one to wish him free from his lamp before the end of the movie so really you only have one wish left, which you will eventually and inevitably waste the next time you post in this thread.

I wish for MORE DAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I hope I got that right. O.o)

Granted, but now yer all orky, ya git!

I wish Nyaha knew how to be good an' orky.

granted, now he's a space marine

I wish for exploding Daleks

Granted, you now have a giant tank of sand full of sailfish that swim through it, and also explode. Wait, you did say exploding delex, right?

I wish to be DATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MASAMUUUUUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

You are. Your name has so many extra "E"s in it that people think you're a crazy idiot and shun you. Also they think you copied the name of someone else but with ridiculous embellishments like all those people on Halo servers who name themselves "~~||_-_-=++XxXSparten117XxX++=-_=_||~~".

I wish for true love.

Granted, you find you true love. You two are absolutely PERFECT for each other. Except that you met her on the internet, she lives on the other side of ofthe world, and is already married.

I wish we had a naga smily face we could use when making posts.

DUDE ME TOO!!!1!!!
Unfortunately we do, but it eats all the other smiley faces and we all feel terrible. Also, in a complete coincidence, radiation from a supernova hundreds of light years away strikes Earth and burns off the entire atmosphere so everyone dies an agonizing death by suffocation and sun burns.

I wish for my true love on the other side of the world on the internet to not be married.

(Ok, I'm sorry but I had to answer this one XD)

Granted, your true love's husband dies in a horrible manner. She comes to you for comfort, but finds your wish on the forum and hates you. Well done.

I wish Vivian would get knocked down off her high horse and have her ego brought down a few pegs.

*Goes over to Vivian*

DarkOne: "Hey Vivian, your a slut and your boobs are fake!"

Vivian: "Why you little!"

DarkOne: "Oh cripes!...ugh...Nergal told me to say that!"

Vivian: "Oh I'll get him!"

Wish granted!

I wish I could dance

Granted, you now have permission to dance. Unfortunately, you are still Caucasian, and still British.

I wish they made a pizza with the image of my face on it.

In order to ensure quality they use your actual face for the pizza. You are now grossly disfigured and have the option of hiding your face your whole life or trying to use the pizza as your face. Either way, you're a freak in agony.

I wish everyone knew how to spell "definitely".

wish granted, now it's spelled definately

I wish we could convince Blaz to come to the forum sometime

wish granted, blaz will be on the forum october 31, 2021 at 16:00

I wish i could afford a new computer.

You get one real cheap. Unfortunately it's evidence in a murder case, and it gets burnt by inexpert evidence handlers. Now you lost your cash, have no computer, and have been registered by the feds as a suspicious individual with underworld connections.

I wish writing a thesis was easier.

granted, your entire paper is complete, but it sucks so bad that the teacher gives you an F for the entire semester, upon hearing this the school kicks you out and you can't land a job because of your one bad paper

I wish nagas found me attractive

Granted, nagas now find you attractive. In fact, you're so attractive that Vivian and Malika start stalking you, and whenever you relax they try to kidnap you so they can rape and eat you.

I wish Crisis was a vegan.

Granted, but in return, all living people are now plants, so it becomes a moot point and nothing really changes.

I wish I knew what a Jalopy was.

granted, you are now a station wagon, metal rusting, wood rotting, and all four tires are blown

I wish for, a sandwich!

granted, *punches you in the face* enjoy your knuckle sandwich?

I wish the idiot dog next door to stop barking!  

Granted, the dog stops barking. As soon as he does so every single car alarm in the neighborhood starts to go off, which then causes every dog EXCEPT the one next door to start barking.

I wish I was a Neera

Granted, you are now a neera. Except you are 800 feet tall, meaning nobody's cleavage is big enough for you to snuggle into.

I wish for BIIIIIIIIIG RAIN!