Guess What Day It Is?

Meh, I'm randomly going to say it. It's my birthday. Yaaaaay...

I like cake. But when I baked one, a naga stole it. DARN YOU, PREDATORS!

Happy birthday!

As for your cake, there's a strong chance that you'll be reunited. *points behind you*

The naga is right behind me... isn't she?

*eye twitches*

Make a wish! ^^;

I wish for a gatling gun.

...IT'S NOT WORKING!!!

Happy Birthday.

My gift to you is a Dune Lasrifle. Have fun.

A birthday card from me to you. Great Job. =D

I wish thee the very best of birthdays.

Happy Birthday!!!

I asked my good friend Diva to make a cake for you! (Careful! She probably drugged it! (Those that watched Blood+ will get that joke.))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
(mine is the 16 of July )

Malahite wrote:

Happy Birthday.

My gift to you is a Dune Lasrifle. Have fun.

Let us hope the naga has no shields.

And thanks to all. *grins* Now, to fry up some snake-meat...

happy birthday =D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRUNDLEBED!

Trundlebed...?

O...kay. Thanks to all. I now have a naga to laser up. *turns around* GUESS WHAT, YA CAKE-STEALER?!? IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!! *fires lasgun*

^^ Lasers don't work on Naga's I'm afraid. *She snatches you up and gobbles you up* Enjoy your cake birthday boy.

I 'unno, Dune lasguns can be pretty nasty. Paul could disassemble an aircraft with one in a few minutes.

Though if you need better, I'm sure Rythmear is willing to share some Stinger Missiles?

Now why would I have stinger missiles?

The real question is why WOULDN'T you have stinger missiles?

Because I'm armed with an Umbrella.

*carves his way out of the naga's stomach with lasgun* Yeah, as long as the naga doesn't have Holtzman shields, it'll cut. If she does, then we're all going boom in a pseudo-nuclear explosion.

*gun starts to sputter and stops firing* Damn, I forgot how short the charges are on these. Wait a sec, this is an old model, like, back in the Butlerian Jihad... (yes, lasguns were used in the last few years of the Jihad, although their massive power-consumption made both Omnius and League forces prefer projectile weapons).

Hey, I just thought of a new product for Gunther to sell: melange.

Gunther: "It makes you live about three times longer! If you're not eaten first... which there's a good chance will happen..."
Customer: "Um, we're in Felarya, the soil makes us immortal."
Gunther: "It also supercharges your mind and body with no side-effects! Except the fact that your eyes will become completely blue-in-blue in color and you'll have a strong addiction that will kill you if you don't get more..."
Customer: I think the soil supercharges us, too. Goodbye.
Gunther: Wait! It goes great on any food...!

The moral of the story: FELARYAN SOIL IS MELANGE.

Gunther: ...... *Hands the customer a cake with a spiral of metal coming out of one side leading to a suspicious looking plunger box* Hold that. *Runs off and detonates the TNT*

Happy belated birthday!!!

Happy Birthday from me, and all of the nekos that may be stalking me. *looks around frantically*

And I wasn't invited to your party?