Introduce yourself

'Allo, 'allo, to any newcomers. My advice, to add to the wisdom of others, is this: never, ever, relax. Seems simple, but oh, you'd be surprised how many do not follow this advice. It is the number one killer, methinks. Lack of suspicion! Be wary! Be vigilant!

(cue the Call of Duty music)

Never let your eyes quit wandering, comrades! Be aware of your surroundings, and when the enemy comes, we shall show them what we are capable of! This fight we approach, it is not for any country or empire, for any clan or family name! It is for humanity as a whole! A great tempest approaches our enemy! We are that tempest, and we shall tear them asunder! Let no enemy go without knowing that we are Man, and we shall not be intimidated!

... *clears throat* Sorry. I have a tendency to give rallying cries. *slinks off*

((I know the music was technically a video, but the music in the background was what I had in mind. Plus, the Commissar in that intro is the person I usually mimic when I give rallying cries.))

Welcome, Sin.

ZionAtriedes wrote:

never, ever, relax.

A Moment of Laxity Spawns A Lifetime Of Heresy.

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[Snip Rallying cry]

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Actually, I was more worried about death than heresy. I mean, heresy is dangerous and all, but, in Felarya, I doubt you'd live long enough to commit it. Unless you're a powerful sorcerer who becomes consumed by delusions of grandeur...

Hmm...unless being eaten is your intention, tnen by all means join my "sit down and smoke a joint under the giant tree club" XP

Either you're a fool, or you're mocking my advice.

I know it's obvious, but many forget it, trust me, trust me.

I think it is a combination of both, my brain does have a record of taking a lunch break when I actually need it...and I like mocking people when the opprotunity seems funny...

But seriously, in all reality, join the club...92% of all members get swallowed by a sexy naga chick...the remaining 8%...well, let's just say they get their hopes squashed...literally...

Hmmmm... I'm not very lucky. My mother's maiden name is Murphy, after all. (No, it really is!)

Then again, the second option isn't too bad, either.

LOL, XP, I hear ya.

Hey, our motto is, "The dumbasses who want to learn Naga anatomy the hard way". So either way, you'll have fun.

My motto was always "they're always softer on the inside, so hold on the explosives 'till then", but that usually left me scarred, seared, and covered in black soot.

But it usually works, dagnabbit!

well Karbo ive been a fan of your works for many years actually O.o im not sure how long its really beenover two years i think, your artwork actually was wat made me a umm vore finatic a bit =3 all your work has been a delight to view all well done and with personality oh and ummm right right >< im introduceing myself umm hi you can call me Drako and i guess if u cant tell im a karbo fan and ummm well i hope to be ok prey for the something special predator XD any i hope to enjoy my time here and meet many other fellow lovers of felarya and its inhabitants this forum was a jackpot of findings im so happy i cant keep it in, i hope to have lots of fun and look for me in the prey section soon i up to have my char nice and ready in the next few days [ i enjoy fear, fun, and friendship ~.^]

Welcome !

And nicely put Fish

Everyone's a Karbo fan when they first come here... until they realize what a jerk he is.

Just kidding, just kidding! Don't sick the preds on me! It was a joke...! *grabs C-10 canister rifle just in case*

ive been a karbo fan for years he inspired me to draw more and i placed first in my state in a contest all thanks to him^^ hes really my hero of art..i hope to someday get an autograph <3 its my biggest dream to have a paper autographed by my hero <3 i hope to continue my artwork and be inspired by the the works you produce ^^ its such a honor to be here.....i get so happy thinking of my hero karbo <3

*Applies some seasonings and hands his a large lemon slice* Ok, you're ready to go fight the predators!

What do you mean that's not a gun? Yes it is. And don't give me that "This isn't an antidigestion suit!" crap, it is!

Bahahah - "Delicious Kevin" cant tell you like vore can you

Drako wrote:

ive been a karbo fan for years he inspired me to draw more and i placed first in my state in a contest all thanks to him^^ hes really my hero of art..i hope to someday get an autograph <3 its my biggest dream to have a paper autographed by my hero <3 i hope to continue my artwork and be inspired by the the works you produce ^^ its such a honor to be here.....i get so happy thinking of my hero karbo <3

...........I must admit that I appreciate Karbo's art quite a bit, and will definitely say that he's the best vore artist out there, but... I think you'd be his #1 fan. 'Course, I'm not the type for hero-worship, that could be why...

ZionAtriedes wrote:

Drako wrote:

ive been a karbo fan for years he inspired me to draw more and i placed first in my state in a contest all thanks to him^^ hes really my hero of art..i hope to someday get an autograph <3 its my biggest dream to have a paper autographed by my hero <3 i hope to continue my artwork and be inspired by the the works you produce ^^ its such a honor to be here.....i get so happy thinking of my hero karbo <3

...........I must admit that I appreciate Karbo's art quite a bit, and will definitely say that he's the best vore artist out there, but... I think you'd be his #1 fan. 'Course, I'm not the type for hero-worship, that could be why...

....i..dont think i could ever be his #1 fan...i dont even have a print out or autograph.....i think im probably the #1 worst fan...i really hope someday i can get his autograph...oh and read that book with scarecrow and crisis, ive been really wanting to read it...maybe barnes and nobles will carry it someday...but yea its my goal to someday have his autograph and i think..there are probably others aiming for #1 fan of karbos ^^ idk maybe i could possibly be his #1 fan but thats a really big honor to be ^^

"Vell Karbo's jist zis guy, you know?" - (H2G2 reference.)

Participating in his little community here feels better than admiration from afar. You have made a wise choice Drako.^^

Yeah...or i'd shank you and put you on a shis-ka-bob ang give you to Crisis along with a tiny village of edibles as an offering to her.

wtf r you talking about?!

i dont know >>..... the words got confuseing

Perhaps that is the point.

Shish-ka-bobs hurt, trust me. And, yes, Fish is correct, for once. (Kidding again!) Naw, but they will be trying to kill you.

ZionAtriedes wrote:

Perhaps that is the point.

Shish-ka-bobs hurt, trust me. And, yes, Fish is correct, for once. (Kidding again!) Naw, but they will be trying to kill you.

nnaahhh i rarely get attacked for lunch most of the preds have been friendly ^^....(its that breakfast and dinner time u gotta look out for O.o)
but ive settled down and am very much enjoying myself, ive made a bunch of new friends ^^....and one pred out to get me when shes bored so yea its all fun fun

If I may impart one more word of advice: explosives. Many preds have learned to recognize them, and they realize that many humans have the mentality of "If I'm going down, it'll be in a blaze of glory, not digestion, and I'll take this bitch with me!". I ain't talkin' abut the small stuff, like frag grenades. I mean some good ol' plastic explosives, the kind that'll give even the toughest preds a tummyache... if they're lucky.

There's a warehouse on Drury Lane, next to the Muffin Man's bakery.