The Arena

This thread is for people who like to see iconic characters fight each other. You can set up a battle between characters from a video game, an anime or manga, a movie, a book, or perhaps some characters from Felarya and have them duke it out in the arena. I'll start the fury with this battle:

Dracula (Castlevania) vs. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)

Two villains enter, only one leaves. Who will win?

Sephiroth is a character who can effortlessly cleave apart massive amounts of metal with casual flicks of his wrist, can take massive amounts of magical damage and emerge unharmed, etc. Pretty/Momma-boy arguements aside, he'd just utterly wreck Dracula (Unless he believes him to be an Ancient that would serve him).

Me? I want to see Malus Darkblade (While possessed by Tz'arkan) fight Drizzt Do'Urden. The resulting curbstomp would be quite... pleasing.

Okay, here's something original:

Dëthkløk vs. All of Felarya.

Dëthkløk as depicted in the show Metalocalypse causes such massive damage whenever they perform-people DIE in their concerts (in show). The only thing in Felarya that can beat them, in my opinion, would be the Guardians. Their motivation for going there? Source material for their new album-after all, what could be "more metal" (as Nathan Explosion, their lead vocalist and lyricist, would put it.) than being eaten alive and having the stomach acids melt their faces!!!

Of course, it would be their final album...

(Needed to include the umlaut)

Siafu, someone needs to write a fictional account of that. Now.

I'm going to have to go for broke here in my attempt to top that:

Al Bundy in Felarya. Would he miss his family? Could he be happy? Would anything even attempt to eat him?

Malahite wrote:

Siafu, someone needs to write a fictional account of that. Now.

I'm going to have to go for broke here in my attempt to top that:

Al Bundy in Felarya. Would he miss his family? Could he be happy? Would anything even attempt to eat him?

I'll think about it...they're a little "uber powerful".

Al Bundy, after seeing a few youtube vids, would be eaten in a heartbeat. That kind of asshole would piss off the wrong predator...

Siafu789 wrote:

Al Bundy, after seeing a few youtube vids, would be eaten in a heartbeat. That kind of asshole would piss off the wrong predator...

His socks are capable of fueling FTL-Capable alien spacecraft.

He can take down a fully armed, armored, mounted and trained knight while in his football uniform.

A bug with a bite fatal to most humans bit him repeatably on the arms, he survived.

He'd... be an interesting addition to Felarya, though I agree he'd piss a lot of things off.

Malahite wrote:

His socks are capable of fueling FTL-Capable alien spacecraft.

He can take down a fully armed, armored, mounted and trained knight while in his football uniform.

A bug with a bite fatal to most humans bit him repeatably on the arms, he survived.

He'd... be an interesting addition to Felarya, though I agree he'd piss a lot of things off.

I'm sorry, but sitcoms and Felarya just don't mix...funny as it would be.

lol Everybody loves Crisis. Best sitcom ever.

But seriously, I'd like to see Broly (DBZ) take on Sephiroth (FFVII). It'd be the battle of the overrated stars.

Wait. MUGEN already took care of that. Behold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_520IvscCTk

oh, and BTW, I'd like to take on the Leviathan, a giant sea serpent said to be of guardian status.

There'd be a challenge.

Sephiroth would die against Brolly, no matter what the Wank the Sephiroth side brings. Brolly has destroyed at least one Galaxy as-is.

Oh, here's a nice thing I'd like to see: A Bolo Mk. XXXIII vs Gundam Universe. It also has no qualms about letting humans die.

Siafu789 wrote:

Okay, here's something original:

Dëthkløk vs. All of Felarya.

Dëthkløk as depicted in the show Metalocalypse causes such massive damage whenever they perform-people DIE in their concerts (in show). The only thing in Felarya that can beat them, in my opinion, would be the Guardians. Their motivation for going there? Source material for their new album-after all, what could be "more metal" (as Nathan Explosion, their lead vocalist and lyricist, would put it.) than being eaten alive and having the stomach acids melt their faces!!!

Of course, it would be their final album...

(Needed to include the umlaut)

They could allways use Thunderhorse or Mustakrakish.

Is ElPortero on this forum? I have a match for him:

Elle vs. Sephiroth!

What would he say about that, huh?!

The Cloverfield monster open. Anyone whose anyone in Felarya fights it.

Plus if they were still around, the Plantain Twins (Pablo Plantain and Pedro Plantain) of Kaiju Big Battel vs. Crisis and Anna. Can Crisis and Anna work together to combat one of the most popular tag teams in Kaiju history?! Sadly the Plantains were disbanded when Pablo was murdered in 2006 at the Boston Anime con event Someone Must Die, which led Pedro to be defected from the Heroes, making him a Rogue.

Or Anna vs. Dr. Cube who's got the brains and the brawns to reign supreme!? The evil Dr. Cube or the pink-haired bombshell with a bad attitude, Anna Demorah!?

dlausactor6373 wrote:

Is ElPortero on this forum? I have a match for him:

Elle vs. Sephiroth!

What would he say about that, huh?!

That's an easy one. Elle sneaks up behind him (with help from Crisis) crushes him, takes his sword, then eats him.

He can try his fancy shmancy magic to get out, but you never do know how Felarya will react to that.

Thoughts? (and don't forget Felarya's odd effect on magic)

Mentalguy wrote:

They could allways use Thunderhorse or Mustakrakish.

Mustakrakish is their best bet-especially when the Guardians start to intervene. A giant troll would definitely come in handy-and they're NOT going to play acoustically a second time, so the Guardians will have to deal with it themselves.

The problem with sneaking up on Sephiroth is that he can fly, he often is only using a 'fake' in battle, and his real form is basically trapped in a large crystal of pure magic.

Oh, and he can apparently summon his sword. And do feats as seen in this.

Since FFVII:AC, Sephiroth has just been fueled with more and more SE wank.

True, and I think he'd hear Elle coming even if she was a hundred miles away. And, I've just thought of another matchup with Sephiroth (not all of my matches will feature Sephiroth. I just would love to see this one)

Sephiroth vs. Kratos (God of War)

It never ends.

If 'Sephiroth' is killed, it'll likely be one of the puppets or his pressence in the lifestream will remain.

If Kratos is killed, he just drags his ass back up from Hades.

That's what I love about it! If Kratos and Sephiroth met, they'ed be fighting for all eternity! They'ed be two powerful beings locked in mortal combat until the end of time!

Malahite wrote:

It never ends.

If 'Sephiroth' is killed, it'll likely be one of the puppets or his pressence in the lifestream will remain.

If Kratos is killed, he just drags his ass back up from Hades.

That's why I hate Sephiroth. He's a god-moding pretty boy with 100% more fangirls than he deserves.

Siafu789 wrote:

Mentalguy wrote:

They could allways use Thunderhorse or Mustakrakish.

Mustakrakish is their best bet-especially when the Guardians start to intervene. A giant troll would definitely come in handy-and they're NOT going to play acoustically a second time, so the Guardians will have to deal with it themselves.

Because Grandpas Guitars are lame. They are for sissies...and grandpas.

Pendragon wrote:

That's why I hate Sephiroth. He's a god-moding pretty boy with 100% more fangirls than he deserves.

If you note, I called Pretty Boy arguement a page back.

And Sephiroth still isn't as bad as some game / anime characters. At least he isn't a "I WIN THROUGH THE POWER OF LOVE!" guy. I swear, a nickle for e'ery time I wanted to punch their face in...

Bah, doesn't matter. The characters who I believe deserve more fans are for the most part unknown by this forum (And many others). Though another match that'd be fun to see:

Ghazghkull Thrakka vs Ganon. Laughs are to be had, there.

Dethklok is awesome, love the show. I personally wonder what would win if Sephiroth fought Itachi Uchiha. I know that Sephiroth is practically a god and whatnot, but Itachi is pretty downright cunning, and seems like he could give anyone a run for their money.

dlausactor6373 wrote:

That's what I love about it! If Kratos and Sephiroth met, they'ed be fighting for all eternity! They'ed be two powerful beings locked in mortal combat until the end of time!

Jack Sparrow: "Or you could just surrender."

Also, Yes, I could see Dethklok in Felarya... "Most BRUTAL place in this or ANY universe!"
Though that would require orks, because "Orkz iz metal! WAAAAGH!"

I remember someone in the Stories forum suggesting Zerg Vs. Felarya which intrigues me.

Sean W wrote:

Because Grandpas Guitars are lame. They are for sissies...and grandpas.

Hey, don't dis the acoustics, man. They have sound that all music type can use.


Anyways..... MURDERFACE KICKS ASS.

Mentalguy wrote:

Sean W wrote:

Because Grandpas Guitars are lame. They are for sissies...and grandpas.

Hey, don't dis the acoustics, man. They have sound that all music type can use.


Anyways..... MURDERFACE KICKS ASS.

I was just making the refference. D=