Introduce yourself

Kensha beasts are the least of your worries, newcomer. Even in packs, they're not too hard to eliminate with the proper strategy and equipment. Tell ya what... if you put a down-payment on a new mech in the next 48 hours, I'll throw in a infrared sensor package FREE. But wait, there's more! Did you know that if the mech is disabled but still salvageable, you will be considered free of any further payments! And we will supply free ammo and fusion materials for the engine... for AN ENTIRE YEAR! Yes, an entire year! If the infrared sensor package is damaged, you will be charged for its loss. Also, towing and salvage fees will be charged to you as well. Swallowing is considered full destruction, and you will be held accountable for additional payments to pay off the loss. By signing this contract, you acknowledge that Zion Atriedes is the most awesome guy on the planet. You also acknowledge that you are willing to give him oral sex on demand.

So come on, here's a pen! Sign right here on the line... oh, and initial right there, too.

ZionAtriedes wrote:

Kensha beasts are the least of your worries, newcomer. Even in packs, they're not too hard to eliminate with the proper strategy and equipment. Tell ya what... if you put a down-payment on a new mech in the next 48 hours, I'll throw in a infrared sensor package FREE. But wait, there's more! Did you know that if the mech is disabled but still salvageable, you will be considered free of any further payments! And we will supply free ammo and fusion materials for the engine... for AN ENTIRE YEAR! Yes, an entire year! If the infrared sensor package is damaged, you will be charged for its loss. Also, towing and salvage fees will be charged to you as well. Swallowing is considered full destruction, and you will be held accountable for additional payments to pay off the loss. By signing this contract, you acknowledge that Zion Atriedes is the most awesome guy on the planet. You also acknowledge that you are willing to give him oral sex on demand.

So come on, here's a pen! Sign right here on the line... oh, and initial right there, too.

And he knows that Zion's "deal" is a trap. HE'S GUNTHER IN DISGUISE!

No, Gunther's just plain malicious. I'm just trying to get some damn head. Much more innocent. Trust me, the mech works just fine*.

*Your experience may vary.

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And he knows that Zion's "deal" is a trap. HE'S GUNTHER IN DISGUISE!

Scam man? I've seen what happened to the guy with the GPS. No thank you on the mech.

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*dun da dun daaaaaaaaaaa! Running Scared received a Pie of Power from SuperPieGuy9! If you ever get in a tight spot, eat it and your strength will increase ten fold!*

No lie.

Uh huh. Quick question is this a meat pie?

Running Scared wrote:

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And he knows that Zion's "deal" is a trap. HE'S GUNTHER IN DISGUISE!

Scam man? I've seen what happened to the guy with the GPS. No thank you on the mech.

I'll need to have a word with Karbo on that one... *grumble*

It's not a scam! I just have to cover all the legal liabilities! And get some head. Trust me, the mech works. Look, no star. See? That's not an official statement, of course, because it's not guaranteed against storm sprites, most elementals, or silver succubi... although we do have deluxe models that are geared towards the more exotic and pesky preds. The infrared sensors aren't free, though. But I like you, you're clever. So I'll tell ya what: I'll throw in a TOTAL sensor package at half-cost with the purchase of an UberDestrucktor model! That means sensing across the light spectrum, PLUS psychical, eldritch, and even etheric sensing! I'll need to give you a demo on how to filter out Felarya's background interference, but trust me: you'll be able to detect anything. Even pierce the most skilled illusions! Not to mention the UberDestrucktor is the most advanced mech this side of Mars!

Welcome! Enjoy your stay^^

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It's not a scam! I just have to cover all the legal liabilities! And get some head. Trust me, the mech works. Look, no star. See? That's not an official statement, of course, because it's not guaranteed against storm sprites, most elementals, or silver succubi... although we do have deluxe models that are geared towards the more exotic and pesky preds. The infrared sensors aren't free, though. But I like you, you're clever. So I'll tell ya what: I'll throw in a TOTAL sensor package at half-cost with the purchase of an UberDestrucktor model! That means sensing across the light spectrum, PLUS psychical, eldritch, and even etheric sensing! I'll need to give you a demo on how to filter out Felarya's background interference, but trust me: you'll be able to detect anything. Even pierce the most skilled illusions! Not to mention the UberDestrucktor is the most advanced mech this side of Mars!

Hrrm...how long would this mech last against per say Crisis or a week long nonstop campaign in extreme Felaryan conditions? Also, the otherworldly beings of Felarya are the ones to watch out for after all better safe than eaten. Without any proof or a Written official statement I can't put stock in what you say but I'll keep you in mind. I'll at least let some people know about the offer.

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Welcome! Enjoy your stay^^

Thank you. But... Anyone?

Greetings.

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Greetings.

Nice to meet you. You guys are a lively bunch.

Welcome heh, somehow the name just seems to fit so well here...I wonder why XD?

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Welcome heh, somehow the name just seems to fit so well here...I wonder why XD?

I wonder why too.

Welcome

welcome

Since Nyaha has been getting swamped with schoolwork, which he does to the VERY fullest of his ability, I haven't the time to go through and welcome everyone individually. ^^;

But please have faith that I think you look tasty and that I will get around to you soon. ^.^

Peoplez of ze forum, BEHOLD! Not only have I remembered to join this forum, but I have finally found an introductory topic... thing! Many ideas are flowing through my head for this wonderful world... that, or the lack of caffiene is finally getting to me. Anyway, I am here and I say to you all have a good day (or night) and a good life!

Wow, two days, and no one's said "welcome" to the new guy? Jeez, is everyone else as busy with a new job as I am?

More busy trying to find a new job...

But, yes, welcome, welcome.

Meh, it is alright, I wasn't expecting much of a response anyway... Now ONTO THE IDEAS!

Jætte_Troll wrote:

More busy trying to find a new job...

That was me a week ago. XD I feel your pain.

ZionAtriedes wrote:

Jætte_Troll wrote:

More busy trying to find a new job...

That was me a week ago. XD I feel your pain.

it's still me T_T'

and welcome

Reptillian wrote:

ZionAtriedes wrote:

Jætte_Troll wrote:

More busy trying to find a new job...

That was me a week ago. XD I feel your pain.

it's still me T_T'

and welcome

I can relate as well...

Also welcome Sehoolighan.

May be a bit late, but Welcome!

Oh, yep, welcome!

Sehooligan has ideas, eh? ;3 Nyaha might have some competition. Do your ideas pile up? What about the outside-of-box-ness factor?

I don't know about out-of-boxness factor, but I do have out-of-storage-building factor!