GAME: What do you do?

It's a female police officer you are arrested.

I'll fix it.

Anna thanks you for your help on her new TV.

I shall philosophize to it.

Wow, you've just enlightened the mind of that lion and he's now sworn off eating meat.


I will swan dive into it

It turns out to be a Bowel of Jello.your now a dish
I eat it

You try to impress a bunch of hot girls with a skateboard trick and totally eat it. The physical scars aren't as painful as the emotional and social scars.

I will kick it.

You kick a baby. In front of it's mom. She's a soccer mom, too. I hope you stretched your running muscles.


I'll listen to it

You listen to the piano play Moonlight Sonata. The melody is haunting. No wonder you locked away this music. It is a treasure to the ears.

I will defend it.

It’s a soccer goal it’s the last 10 seconds of the game. Your team is up by one point one of the other team’s player’s kicks the ball at your goal attempting to tie the game. As the ball flies at your goal you jump in front of the ball just in time to stop it. The clock runs out and your team wins. As agreeded upon at the beginning of the game the loosing team is eaten by a fairy who had decided to allow the winning team to go. You hang your head down low at the thought of your friends being digested but at least you’re alive.

I shall rebuild it.

It is the Titanic. Everyone is curious how you managed to get it out of the water without it breaking apart, and even more are curious if it will suffer a fate similar to last time.


I shall destroy it

You re-destroy the Titanic, so the answer is yes.

I nurse it back to health.

It is a bird that hit your window. It is grateful and flies away, only to hit someone else's window.


I shall follow it

You follow too good of an act. Your performance is admirable, but sadly, they were too impressed by the guy that came before.

I shall retrieve it.

You retrieve the purse a crook stole from an old lady. She offers to repay you with favors that leave you feeling queasy.

I will revive it.

Demerechelle is happy you woke her up. She's quite the morning person.

I shall offer it a blanket and food.

The cold, hungry dinosaur is greatful.

I shall maim it.