Posts : 965 Join date : 2010-10-18 Location : Who cares anymore
Subject: Felaryan worst-case scenarios Wed May 09, 2012 8:45 am
In an effort to clear my mind so that I can make sound decisions I decided to start a humorous thread for Felaryan worst case scenarios (not dealing with rl matters).
For example:
Teleporting or being warped directly into a giant predator's stomach is a worst case scenario.
Realizing that the team member that just got eaten was carrying the keys to the jeep is a worst case scenario.
Realizing you've spent all your energy running in the wrong direction is definitely a worst case scenario.
Alright, I'm sure you all get the point so fire 'em if you got 'em.
McKindle Veteran knight
Posts : 264 Join date : 2011-08-08 Age : 37 Location : Midlands, UK
Subject: Re: Felaryan worst-case scenarios Thu May 10, 2012 10:47 am
Realising you didn't silence your walkie talkie until you're midway through a grove of Fainting Trees
Coming to after the effects of Fool's grass has left you standing in front of Anna with a cigarette
That awkward moment when you realise the vegetable you've just eaten is a dimensional carrot
Fun idea Would add 'Being Tarynn' in there but it seems a bit of an arrogant self-promotion XP
Archmage_Bael Mara's snack
Posts : 4158 Join date : 2009-05-05 Age : 35 Location : Shatterock Caldera
Managing to get across the bridge at Jadong lake, and getting tons of loot in the temple, only to come back to the bridge realizing you must cross it again?
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Malahite Cog in the Machine
Posts : 2433 Join date : 2007-12-11 Location : Old World
The person you just ate was a Blacklight carrier. Alternatively, they were infected by Tiberium or a similar compound.
Karbo Evil admin
Posts : 3812 Join date : 2007-12-08
Subject: Re: Felaryan worst-case scenarios Sat May 12, 2012 1:48 am
McKindle wrote:
That awkward moment when you realise the vegetable you've just eaten is a dimensional carrot
Hahaha XD
Heavenless-star wrote:
Teleporting or being warped directly into a giant predator's stomach is a worst case scenario.
I loved the comic you made about it
timing2 Moderator
Posts : 226 Join date : 2009-06-28 Location : Running from a predator
Subject: Re: Felaryan worst-case scenarios Sat May 12, 2012 2:21 am
Some good ones so far.
As a predator: Being confronted by an even bigger predator after having eaten said predator's little friend.
A bit gruesome, but also as a predator: Discovering by first-hand experience what a binary self-igniting explosive is and thus why those silly prey seemed so eager to be eaten.
Realizing only after you've been shrunk that a fairy jar and net does not a fairy hunter make.
Learning the unfortunate fact that an innocent sounding request to "rub my tummy" can occur from both the outside and inside of a predator.
DarkOne Survivor
Posts : 967 Join date : 2012-04-27 Age : 39 Location : Smart predators don't reveal their positions
Subject: Re: Felaryan worst-case scenarios Wed May 23, 2012 3:02 am
You escape being digested, you are dripping with gooey and slippery fluids and then a walking by gaint just happens to step and slips on you like a bananna peel, she travels for a good distance before loosing her footing and then falls onto her massive backside, right on top of the nearby encampment that was just beyond the nearest trees.
You will have to spend your first moments of the afterlife apologising to the deceased members of the encampment, and now everyone is going to call you "Skidmark" as your new nickname
TheLightLost Survivor
Posts : 965 Join date : 2010-10-18 Location : Who cares anymore
Subject: Re: Felaryan worst-case scenarios Wed May 23, 2012 9:08 am
DarkOne wrote:
You escape being digested, you are dripping with gooey and slippery fluids and then a walking by gaint just happens to step and slips on you like a bananna peel, she travels for a good distance before loosing her footing and then falls onto her massive backside, right on top of the nearby encampment that was just beyond the nearest trees.
You will have to spend your first moments of the afterlife apologising to the deceased members of the encampment, and now everyone is going to call you "Skidmark" as your new nickname
Aww, THAT is fucked up! LMAO!!!
AzureJass valiant swordman
Posts : 195 Join date : 2011-10-15 Age : 36 Location : a desert
Your a tinie in a jar with your lover. The Neko that captured you picks her to be eaten first and informs you that you have five minutes to say goodbye, after a very emotional goodbye, your neko captive gets distracted by a ball of string or something and tottaly forgets about you......meaning once that she remembers you and comes back some other time, you are going to have to go through the traumatic experaince of saying goodbye to your lover all over again!
Darth_Nergal Hero
Posts : 1175 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 32 Location : Someplace north Tonorian Hive, south of the Chordoni Waterfall, east of the Kuwuni bridge, and west of the Lataran Temple
Subject: Re: Felaryan worst-case scenarios Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:11 am
Prey: That millisecond that you realize you just jumped into a Portable Hole to escape a predator's stomach while carrying your Bag of Holding. (for you non D&D players, that basically creates an instant black hole to the Astral Plane...where you'll be trapped forever. Even worse for the predator, as they'll be sucked through inside out. O_o)
Predator: Realizing too late that the adventurer you just ate was carrying three Bag of Holdings worth of weapons, gold, poisons, and explosives.
(again, for non D&D players. The smallest Bags of Holding can carry a max of 250 pounds worth of items in a space of 30 cubic feet.)
Zephyr102 Seasoned adventurer
Posts : 154 Join date : 2012-02-02 Location : Probably in front of a screen of some sort
Giant Predator: Walked into a Vanishing Land and got sent back to the world of origin. Problem is, the Square-Cube Law is in full effect. Enjoy having all your bones simultaneously shatter.
Small Naga: The creature you just ate was genetically engineered to sweat bleach when under stress. Hope you can breathe ammonia gas.
Tiny Adventurer: Sure, your brand-spanking new ultra-magical Dagger of Eternity can cut through anything, but it's still only half an inch long. Congratulations on giving the Neko that just ate you some stomach ulcers.
Human Adventurer: Replace the above with 7 inches and a Giant Naga.
Felarya: Some overpowered douche-bag finally got in. The sky burns and demons weep as this force of nature decides that his version of right and wrong is the only valid one.
A GPS seemingly pointing you in the right direction and is........ until you unintentionaly bike ride into a waiting predator's mouth because the path continued right through.
(Not too good but I'll think of better one's.)
Thywolf Great warrior
Posts : 561 Join date : 2012-07-12 Location : The great white north
Being arrested for murder because you mistook your tomthumb roommate for the snooze button.
This isn't funny!
Darth_Nergal Hero
Posts : 1175 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 32 Location : Someplace north Tonorian Hive, south of the Chordoni Waterfall, east of the Kuwuni bridge, and west of the Lataran Temple
Subject: Felaryan worst-case scenarios 
Wed May 09, 2012 8:45 am
Would add 'Being Tarynn' in there but it seems a bit of an arrogant self-promotion XP
