Corrupt a Wish

So this is a bit like that chest game Jedi made. Simply put, you grant the wish of the person who posted above you, but you make sure to corrupt it in some way, then you make your own wish.

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I wasn't stuck in a time paradox.

Poster 2: Granted, you are now stuck in a time loop and will be forced to relive the same hour over and over again forever. I wish I was at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.

Poster 3: Granted, you are at an All You Can Eat Buffet, but they're only serving food you're allergic to.

Ect.

I'll start.

I wish I could meet my OC Leila in real life.

She eats you.

I thought I made this thread myself already, but I guess not. Oh well. I wish I knew for sure...

Your wish is granted....I can assure you that you haven't made this thread already, now you have to live with the fact that your not that creative enougth to come up with such a thing.

I wish for boobies

Spoiler:

I wish for world peace.

Granted. The world is frozen in carbonate.

I wish Vivian was into men as much as she is into women.

Granted, she is now asexual and finds men and women equally disgusting.

I wish the word wish could be interchangeable with the word "splork"

That splork has already been splorked. Nothing happens because we're NOT going there a second time.

I wish I could stay up as long as I wanted and still have plenty of time to sleep before my next commitment.

Granted. You now have the ability to stop time around you so you can sleep as long as you want without even a second passing. However, you can't control the ability and thus become frozen in time, every second being akin to a millenium to you.

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.

your wish is granted, now you can never wish again

I wish I could find the girl of my dreams

Granted, but after having a first amazing date you end up learning she is your long lost little sister.

I wish Felarya would randomly explode and kill everyone in it!!!

Granted, and the resulting explosion as given birth to a different fictional world populated by mary and marty sues galore, and every well-thought-out character has a personality that you hate.

I wish I had another can of root beer, mine's empty.

wish granted, now you have to drink 20 barrels of moonshine, resulting in your death

I wish my nightmares came true

Your worst nightmare comes true - your nightmares can never come true! None of your dreams can! You are doomed to be a failure in life.

I wish fish were a more delish dish.

Your wish is granted! Fish are much more tasty now, but only their heads



I wish I was God

Granted, your name is now "God". All the children at school make fun of you for it, and all the religious fanatics hate you. You and your family are forced to go into hiding and you are powerless as your entire world crashes down around you.


I wish i was able to grant my own wishes as I pleased.

You also are able to corrupt your own wishes, and end up doing so. Sucks for you. Hey why are you making me type this? GET OUTTA MY HEAD

I wish for infinite internetz.

Granted, you have infinite internets...but it's all super slow dial-up internetz that take a month to load a single page.

I wish for fish.

Granted, you now own "Fish", a shady criminal and character from the Canadian animated series Jacob Two-Two. On a related note, you are also the proud owner of another of Nyaha's obscure references. :33 *blows one of those party kazoo paper wiggly things*

I wish severe thunderstorms were a thing that wasn't true.

The Mississippi River delta disintegrates due to erosion and the entire city of New Orleans sinks into the ocean just like Atlantis and is lost forever. IT'S YOUR FAULT.

I wish people were more ecologically responsible.

Now everyone is exceedingly concerned with the environment to the point where they care about nothing else. For years, all human and animal aid campaigns come to an abrupt halt. Mother's abandon their children, and doctors leave the hospital patients to die. Humanity as a species no longer reproduces, and begins to slowly die out, until they finally come to the realization that they caused the problem in the first place. Thus begins the slaughter, people killing each other tooth and nail on sight. They can't be bothered to hurt an animal or plant for food, so cannibalism is the new trend. As human populations deplete they run into each other less and less until the remaining individuals starve.


I wish for my wishes to remain uncorrupted.

Your wishes become uncorrupted by self-interest, greed, and whimsy, leaving you with nothing but the pure wish to just take your life as it comes.

I wish you lost the game.

wish granted, but you lost it too.

I wish for nudes of Emma Watson.

wish granted, you are looking at a naked Mel Gibson

I wish I could fly

Wish granted, You can now fly, you are infact a fly! Buzz buzz!

I wish for more wishes