Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you now now have lewd and crude emoticons that can make a succubus blush a deep scarlet red


I wish for more time

Granted, you get one extra second.

I wish that Pi was no longer an irrational number.

Done it was replaced by a more irrational number from a different universe...42

I wish I had a bionic advanced arm.

Done, now you have a nice prototype bionic arm to hang by the chimney. It's not a working model yet. Did I mention two guards were killed while it got stolen, and now you've got some hot evidence in your hands linking you to a break-in, theft, and murder, with no way to explain how it got there?

I wish there were more emoticons in this forum.

Granted, we now have a boatload of cutouts of Tom Bergeron's face to use in our discussions.


I wish zombies didn't want our brains.

Granted! Now they only want to eat our limbs and reduce us to little stumps.


I wish for a lifetime supply of Taco Bell!

granted, you have a bell made out of tacos and it will ring forever

Granted. You now have double of everything the average male human body has, including heads, arms, kneecaps, femurs, livers, testicles, and yes, pubic hair. Except for penises - you now have none of those.

I wish for unlimited lives.

You die every episode like Kenny in South Park. It hurts like hell, and after you respawn nobody remembers the pain you went through.

I wish for something to wish for.

I break your legs. Got something to wish for now?

I wish for a wheelchair.

granted, it's a motorized wheelchair that only moves 2 miles an hour (3.21869 Kilometers per hour) and short circuits every time a drip of water gets on it

I wish for moar centuaresses

Granted! Wait, What's that sound...? STAMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE!


I wish I could make up my mind on what my first character should be

Your character is a Mary Sue of the most cliched, overdone race there is. Everyone hates her.

I wish my legs weren't broken.

Granted, you no longer have legs. =D

I wish Para had his normal, non-broken, non-robotic legs back...and was unkillable.

Your wish is granted. Thanks! ^^

I wish Nergal would update his Tumblr.

Granted, you got me to update MY tumblr

I wish Nergal would update his tumblr

(yes, I do second that wish)

parameciumkid wrote:

They don't, instead they only eat you. One human. Also, Felaryan fairies only eat you too ;P

I wish more people would post in this thread. CORRUPT THAT!

That's uncorruptable... (does that word exist?)

Now, I wish we could have a new start...

(FYI, you're supposed to corrupt the wish of the person who posted just before you. ._.)

Granted, we start again...and again, and again, and again, and again.

I wish I could meet my OC Leila in real life.

Obviously she eats you. Real life isn't vore fiction, however, and you die a slow death of suffocation while your skin itches and burns from her stomach acids.

I wish I'd remembered to wish something so I didn't have to go back and edit this post.

granted, you remember to wish for a ham sandwich

I wish for inspiration

Granted, you have inspiration. However it comes right in the middle of work/class, so you are unable to do anything with it. By the time you're free, you have totally forgotten everything you originally thought of other then the fact that what you thought of was awesome, and spend the rest of the day mentally kicking yourself for forgetting your idea.

I wish I would get inspiration when I am free to use said inspiration to create.

Granted you manage to get inspiration and manage to make a bunch of new characters, locations and even get a few into the wiki! ...Then you find out everything you made is plagiarized.

I wish Square Enix would make a Class Final Fantasy without messing anything up and it still have a killer story with loads of features and protagonist that is no blank, a kid or otherwise lame.

Square Enix makes the best Final Fantasy game ever. They proceed to spend the next five years rolling in money and turn into an evil megacorporation that has no respect for its customers. Thus all future releases by Square Enix are complete crap, but everybody buys them anyway because by that point they dominate the games market. You get depressed and vow never to play Final Fantasy again.

I wish to be sexier.

granted, you are now a loli with large boobs

I wish I didn't have to take art appreciation

Granted, you don't take art appreciation. You proceed to go through life disrespecting everyone's art, and by the time you're thirty, every artist in the world hates you, and a number of them have hired hitmen to off you in your sleep.

I wish I had time to write. D: