Ten Words

Alright. Now I don't know how many of you have heard of this. But I'm trying my hand at it. And by trying my hand, I mean soliciting help from everyone I know. Of course I'm adding some of my own as well, but it doesn't hurt to ask for help as well. That's what I'm doing.
If any of you can come up with ten word (no more, not less) short story about World of Warcraft for the contest, please post it here. It's not hard, watch;

"I need to kill fifty more merlocks," He said sadly

or

They've nerfed shamans again, so looks like I'll reroll warrior.

or even

"That total noob just ninja'd all the loot! Get him!"

See? Totally easy! Don't let the fact that you don't play Wow stop you, I'm certainly not. Just make it sound generically fantasy-ish and it'll work. Heck, you could probably throw a Felarya related inside joke in there for giggles. Thanks for any help you all can give me. The deadline is tommarrow.

"No, you fool! Don't touch the boss corpse! Or else..."

That line was a reference to this one boss in WoW where, if you touched him after you die, he'd become another, super powered boss. My WoW friend showed me.

Pendragon wrote:

"No, you fool! Don't touch the boss corpse! Or else..."

Ooh. Good one. XD I don't know much about WoW other than what my friends blather on about during classes.

If you add an exclamation point after the elipses, it'll imply that the corpse was touched without adding more words. ^^ ...!

Lemme try it on...

"Pillage everything! But leave the toilet paper. We're not barbarians." (ten words, I hope)

*goes up to corpse*

Ooh. *poke*

"No, you fool! Don't touch the boss corpse! Or else...!"

end.

"I'll collect the eggs, you two follow th... LEEEROY JENKIIINS!"

"I'd rather stick spikes into my eyes than play wow"

Wo-oh! You're good at this!

Whatever you do, don't invite Leeroy to our next raid.

(I thought of this before seeing the post above this one)

That one is great! XD

I'M NOT A F***ING GIRL! (is this how we do this?)

No, not quite. It's a ten word sentence that basically tells a story. And it has to have something to do with World of Warcraft.

Just because i play as a girl, DOESNT MEEN THAT I AM! (better?)

A bit. I see where you're going with it. But it's twelve words. It has to be ten.

Just because I play a girl, doesn't mean I am.

By taking out two unimportant words, or by adding more like you just did, you make it ten. Simple really. ^^

Ugg. I miss counted. Sorry...

Pffft. It's no big deal. You had a good idea anyway. I didn't think of the whole 'mistaken identity' part of WoW. XD

"Cross country trek? You can kiss my ogre butt, Alliance."

Because side quests in WoW suck.

No fair, I just got haxed for my phat lewt!