Felarya rumors

Hey now, that's an insult to the wonderful experience I had!

Sounds to me like a recipe for death by suffocation. Or being crushed in the manner of death by snoo-snoo.

I've heard that the only person in the history of Felarya that has ever been able to out-badmouth a harpy was a French Knight. Imagine that.

Iamawesome789 wrote:

I've heard that the only person in the history of Felarya that has ever been able to out-badmouth a harpy was a French Knight. Imagine that.

But french people can't talk trash!

@ Karbo

Komandr2465 wrote:

Iamawesome789 wrote:

I've heard that the only person in the history of Felarya that has ever been able to out-badmouth a harpy was a French Knight. Imagine that.

But french people can't talk trash!

@ Karbo

Maybe so, but I was referencing something. You get a celebratory cake if you can guess from where...

The Holy grail ? XP

Oi, de French don't always flamboyantly taunt everyone.... they also give out wafer thin mints.

I heard a rumor that Crimson Woods was once a different color. It was in fact Cyan or light blue but a Elvish Sorceress turned it all Crimson with a magical experiment she was conducting. Though if you ask a Crimson Elf about this story and she'd likely deny it....And eat you ofcourse.

I heard a rumor that a crimson elf would eat you anyway their bellies are insatiable...

Archmage_Bael wrote:

I heard a rumor that a crimson elf would eat you anyway their bellies are insatiable...

True enough! :XD:

Crimson Elf: *Gasps* That's a bald face lie! We Elves are reasonable and very well known for our repsect of human- *Reaches out and devours subject she was speaking to*- burp oh excuse me! Te he he. Now where was I? Oh right. We are well known for our respect of humans and all other small races.

It's said Othemite priests shave their heads and shine them hard to better fire lasers from them! They get pretty annoyed when someone mentions it... but they don't deny it so it must be true!

Apparently the frost sprites of the Imoreith tundra areopposed to eating people and are extremely sensible. The reason so many people end up in their stomach's is because the sound shenanigans of the zone prevent adventurers from speaking and establishing themselves as people.

I don't know if you've heard this, but they say that there's actually a fairy who lives right here in Negav! The thing is, she don't eat nobody. She's weird; she goes around everywhere, finding people who've lost teeth and stealing their teeth from wherever. People claim to have lost a tooth in a fight, like, at a bar and stuff and have woken up the next morning to a few skevols just lying there in plain sight, too, like she's paying them for their teeth. Frickin' creepy, ain't it? But nobody's ever seen the lass, so it's probably just drunk people misplacing their money.

It is not known where this holiday originated, but rumor has it that there is a certain holiday devoted to food, and stuffing other food inside food. This seems to be really popular with the predators around felarya, especially those fairies and nagas. On this day, if you're an adventurer it would be best to stay indoors...

Leila: *grins* Even the you're not safe, you know that right?

Related rumors abound that, on this day of feasting, even the Guardians stuff themselves to the point where they sleep all through the next day. The creatures of darkness, such as those inhabiting the Evernight Forest, seem to have caught on to the pattern and run freely throughout the land, in so doing causing the world to be plunged into a dim haze. Consequently the day after the feast has come to be known as "Black Friday." However, the dark creatures are wise enough to retreat into the shadows before the next day dawns, lest the Guardians catch them and punish them somehow.

A Huge Palace made of Black Ice can be seen from the western mountain zone between Frost Peek and The Moyuk Hills. Rumor has it that a really Powerful Frost Succubus has claimed the entire mountain area as her territory. By the eastern mountain zone Giant Letters of Ice Spell out Cold Fire Manor. One of her minions is a very cute an innocent looking Artic Naga, who can be seen around the eastern mountain zone between Frost peak and the Swamps.

A Green Haired Dragoness has appered in the Orelosl Plateau. You know this means a big pay day is that area. Where ever there is a dragon, it's obviously guarding some kind of huge treasure.

"I heard frm a diaomond naga that eating Nemessises will give you nightmares for months. He claimed he ate five and had bad dreams for most of that year."
]~Selma the Scarlet Elf

In order to mimick fairy's shirnking magic, a scientist had spent decades to develop a shrink ray., Then he approached and used his invention on a voluptous giant Naga.

The experiment was a success in a certain way. Even though the Naga was not shrunken, her melons were.

You can guess what happened next, can't you?

There is talk among scientists and magi of a strange occurrence in Felarya, dubbed the "necro needle". It is apparently an invisible field that moves around Felarya, to a different location every day. It is said to be cylindrical in shape, affecting everything above and below its lateral position, and its diameter is supposedly only about 7 centimetres - about the length of a household sewing needle. According to those in the know, within this field, necromancy apparently works despite it being impossible in the rest of Felarya! They say if you can find the necro needle, one would actually be able to use necromancy if a part of their body is passing through it! Like, say, if a vampire bit someone, and then that person happened to fall into the necro needle, they'd actually become a vampire themselves!

Karbo wrote:

* A magical item of some considerable power is said to rest in the belly of the mermaid Anko. Want to take a look?

Sure.

A couple rumors of my own:

I heard recently that the naga Anna will consider you one of her best friends, along with making sure Crisis doesn't eat you, if you bring her a pack of enlarged cigarettes or cigars. However, finding a fairy to use her magic on only the smokes might be a bit of a problem...

There's a rumor going around that scientists in Negav have developed some kind of surveillance drone disguised as a bird.

There's a rumour going around that says a group of Negav rumour investigators are looking into a rumour that claims the general of the Isolon Fist has been spreading rumours about his wife's inablity to not spread rumours

Mr. I: "There's a rumor going around that scientists in Negav have developed some kind of surveillance drone disguised as a bird."

Holy crap! let me go get my shotgun, I'll shoot it down faster than a blink of an eye.


but seriously, there's a rumor about a mad scientist whom has found a way to literally hack the Dryad network, allowing him to not only listen into communications, but also perform temporary brain control