Given the choice...

To you left; Crisis. To your right; A Giant Fairy. In front of you; a mass of plant life that is definately a dryad. And behind you; a river with Anko lying in wait below the surface. Since getting eaten is an inevitability at this point, which of them would you rather let eat you? Personally I think Crisis for me since she's the cutest >.>

Logical Response: Since Anko is beneath the surface, and I'd likely not know she was there, more likely than not I would run towards the river towards the illusion of 'safety'.

40Ker Response: Xenos filth! Charge!

Most likely Response: Stand where I am at the moment, too scared to do anything productive.

Offer to willingly give myself to whichever one will use me in a sexual manner (I think you know what I mean ) and hope at least one of them agrees to it.

Go go Jetpack!
(Hope Jetpack is faster than a Fairy)

Ewin wrote:

Go go Jetpack!
(Hope Jetpack is faster than a Fairy)

...It's not

o.o that's a tough one..... I think I could possible hide from the Dyrad, unless her trunnk was smooth.... otherwise I would run at Crisis, thinking of a way to get into the 'people' category....

Well it's a bit unfair for the dryad and fairy.. Since they are un-named they are unlikely to be choosen ^^

Crisis for me.

Anko would take me out in a heartbeat, as would the fairy. I might be able to climb into an awkward position to delay the inevitable from the dryad, but that would only last for a matter of seconds. I'm no Hemmingway or Pavorotti, but my storytelling skills and singing voice might be good enough to earn me at least a few minutes of survival from Crisis.

Haar wrote:

Ewin wrote:

Go go Jetpack!
(Hope Jetpack is faster than a Fairy)

...It's not

Depends, it may be.

Problem is odds are you wouldn't survive using such due to the massive sudden acceleration.

Karbo wrote:

Well it's a bit unfair for the dryad and fairy.. Since they are un-named they are unlikely to be choosen ^^

Let's assume it's Drayla and Melany.

My choice: P... K... STAAAAAAAARSTOOOOOOOORM!

Nobody messes with PK Startstorm. I know, I'm still hooked to Earthbound.

Malahite wrote:

Haar wrote:

Ewin wrote:

Go go Jetpack!
(Hope Jetpack is faster than a Fairy)

...It's not

Depends, it may be.

Problem is odds are you wouldn't survive using such due to the massive sudden acceleration.

Well better to try on the off chance it is.
Jetpack not fast enough? Dark Eldar Reaver Jet Bike it is then

Well, the dryad or Anko of course! Despite the fact that fairies are so far the only predators to show up in my stories, dryads and mermaids are two of my favorite preds.

Now if a slug girl showed up, that might be another story...

The fairy ^^

I'd ask them who they thought should.

Ewin wrote:

Jetpack not fast enough? Dark Eldar Reaver Jet Bike it is then

Good luck getting one, let alone on one (They're spikier than Cloud's Hair!)

And I take it the OP has us arriving only with what we would normally carry?

I'd stand perfectly still. They all want to eat me, so they now have to fight eachother for me. They will NOT share their meal, and they will not cave in. That is a promise.

If I'm lucky, they may be too tired after the fighting to eat me.

Hey, I'm doomed to death, and I have four choices to myself how to die? *skips off to crisis* My most favoritest pred in all of the many worlds out there shall have the pleasure of making me her food!

Screw Crisis

I'm choosing the random Fairy.

The Dryad.

Easy. I stand there and do nothing. Eventually they collide and begin fighting. In the turmoil, I slip away, slip through a plot hole, come out giant, then beat them all to death with a rock.

Yes, that string of words coming out of my mouth made perfect sense.

i wouldnt have to think about it XDDDD
crisis all the way,

"CRISIS IM COMING", <3 *Gulp* yay

GREGOLE wrote:

Easy. I stand there and do nothing. Eventually they collide and begin fighting. In the turmoil, I slip away, slip through a plot hole, come out giant, then beat them all to death with a rock.

Is it a problem that the first flaw I found in your plan was "Where will you get a rock large enough?"

I'd ask if I could get a last request first, in all honestly.

Flare wrote:

I'd ask if I could get a last request first, in all honestly.

If you know Crisis, then you know that that's out of the question. lol