Given the choice...

Hey, if I couldn't get away, I'd might as well die happy.

the Dryad.... theres a chance i could convince her to use the numbing saliva... make it as painless as possible.

What a choice.

Well-I'd never travel to Felarya without Katrika so I'd be ok.

But just for fun-I'd beg Crisis to feed me to Anna. If I'm going to die I'd want her to benefit.

*Katrika looks at me VERY strangely*

Crisis to the left. Melany to the right, Drayla in front, and Anko waiting below. Beads of sweat drip from my brow, and in a moment of insanity, I start bellowing this strange sermon:

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And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.-"The Cries of the Carrots", from Disgustipated by Tool

Filled with confusion, a 1.5 minute moment of insane recollection inspires both confusion and nervousness. Not knowing that I essentially quoted a song, they debate amongst themselves. Was it a parable? A threat? A message from the Gods? Or did this morsel's sanity finally left on holiday? Whatever I was, I slowly slink away while quietly thanking Tool.

Then I snap out of my day dream, still in between the hungry quartet. I look back at the bubbling water, and sigh. "Anko, we all know you're there." I walk to her, wave to my demise. "Let's go to your place. I hear you're quite the conversationalist-tell me, do you like philosophy?"

Anko would likely be able to provide intelligent conversation-if I'm gonna be eaten, may as well know that I would be brain food.

Hold on, I just remembered, Anko can launch her tongue like a frog, so she'll nab you anyway if you stand still. In any case, you're screwed in this situation.

TenakuMihara wrote:

To you left; Crisis. To your right; A Giant Fairy. In front of you; a mass of plant life that is definately a dryad. And behind you; a river with Anko lying in wait below the surface. Since getting eaten is an inevitability at this point, which of them would you rather let eat you? Personally I think Crisis for me since she's the cutest >.>

To the water. I always bring water walking and speed potions.

Hello, Dash!

Raveolution wrote:

TenakuMihara wrote:

To you left; Crisis. To your right; A Giant Fairy. In front of you; a mass of plant life that is definately a dryad. And behind you; a river with Anko lying in wait below the surface. Since getting eaten is an inevitability at this point, which of them would you rather let eat you? Personally I think Crisis for me since she's the cutest >.>

To the water. I always bring water walking and speed potions.

Hello, Dash!

Water walking wouldn't really help you against Anko though would it?

TenakuMihara wrote:

Raveolution wrote:

TenakuMihara wrote:

To you left; Crisis. To your right; A Giant Fairy. In front of you; a mass of plant life that is definately a dryad. And behind you; a river with Anko lying in wait below the surface. Since getting eaten is an inevitability at this point, which of them would you rather let eat you? Personally I think Crisis for me since she's the cutest >.>

To the water. I always bring water walking and speed potions.

Hello, Dash!

Water walking wouldn't really help you against Anko though would it?

The additional speed potion would help me. We're tallking running like Dash from the Incredibles or faster.

I'd pay top dollar for a potion that would have me breaking the sound barrier. And NOT one sold by Gunther!

I'd stay away from water because I can't swim as far as I can spit (which isn't far...) without getting tired. I'd probably let Dryad eat me...I dunno why though I guess cuz I always had a soft spot for the plant girlz :/

Also...

2nd Response: DIGGAHOLE!!

There's always the time-honored method of soiling oneself; then nobody would want to eat you.

None, Id summon Voltron and Kick Ass!!

Warrior3000 wrote:

None, Id summon Voltron and Kick Ass!!

You'd probably encounter a silver succubus or a storm sprite in a hurry.

Either one would tear him up good.

Summon the Cloverfield monster. Now that sucker will clean house.

No mater which one you pick, you're looking at death by suffocation unless they are really evil and keep swallowing air after you...

I'd have to go with Crisis only because I don't think she does that from what I've seen.

Raveolution wrote:

Warrior3000 wrote:

None, Id summon Voltron and Kick Ass!!

You'd probably encounter a silver succubus or a storm sprite in a hurry.

Either one would tear him up good.

Summon the Cloverfield monster. Now that sucker will clean house.

Nah the cloverfield monster would be killed by godzilla so id summon Godzilla.And if that didnt work id cal upon the power of chuck Norris.

Warrior3000 wrote:

Raveolution wrote:

Warrior3000 wrote:

None, Id summon Voltron and Kick Ass!!

You'd probably encounter a silver succubus or a storm sprite in a hurry.

Either one would tear him up good.

Summon the Cloverfield monster. Now that sucker will clean house.

Nah the cloverfield monster would be killed by godzilla so id summon Godzilla.And if that didnt work id cal upon the power of chuck Norris.

Or Chuck Norris riding Godzilla like a warhorse?

Raveolution wrote:

Warrior3000 wrote:

Raveolution wrote:

Warrior3000 wrote:

None, Id summon Voltron and Kick Ass!!

You'd probably encounter a silver succubus or a storm sprite in a hurry.

Either one would tear him up good.

Summon the Cloverfield monster. Now that sucker will clean house.

Nah the cloverfield monster would be killed by godzilla so id summon Godzilla.And if that didnt work id cal upon the power of chuck Norris.

Or Chuck Norris riding Godzilla like a warhorse?

Didn't Chuck Norris himself write and post an article online asking his fans to stop "exaggerating".

No Chuck Norris didnt "Write" anything, the words arranged themselves out of fear.

Haar wrote:

Offer to willingly give myself to whichever one will use me in a sexual manner (I think you know what I mean ) and hope at least one of them agrees to it.

Precisely what I would do in this situation.

I choose Menyssan

Crisis, because I am very good at telling stories. I can also emphasize on the sad parts. Plus I'd probably have some good music with me. Maybe I could win her over with Caramelldansen!

Bwahahahahaha! Whichever one makes the most noise when they go BOOM!

Running and storytelling are for pansies who lack the cajones to carry around twenty pounds of C4, like myself! Bwahahahahahahaha!

...I'm only kidding, you know. About the "pansies" part, anyways.

The funny thing about the guy that carries around twenty pounds of C4 is how pretty the fireworks are when you get a bullet in the right spot.

S-Guy wrote:

The funny thing about the guy that carries around twenty pounds of C4 is how pretty the fireworks are when you get a bullet in the right spot.

C4's relatively safe to carry. I don't believe you can set it off by simply shooting it.

Dynamite, on the other hand, would be extremely volatile. Hell, just shake the stick too much and you'll be a smoking pile real fast.

Then my strategy would use other explosives to set off the explosives.

Sean Okotami wrote:

Karbo wrote:

Well it's a bit unfair for the dryad and fairy.. Since they are un-named they are unlikely to be choosen ^^

Let's assume it's Drayla and Melany.

My choice: P... K... STAAAAAAAARSTOOOOOOOORM!

Nobody messes with PK Startstorm. I know, I'm still hooked to Earthbound.

PK Starstorm works, but I prefer this move:

KAISER! DELTA! BREAKERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!